A/N: I couldn't get this story out of my head, those damn plot bunnies just wouldn't leave me the hell alone, so here it is, for everyone's reading pleasure. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: You know what? I hypothetically own Naruto.
Annoying & Bothersome
It's annoying the way her stupid hair blows in the wind after we train
It's bothersome that his ebony colored hair looks like a chicken's ass
It annoys me that she used to fall all over me and do whatever I'd say
It bothers me that he used to be such a cold-hearted avenger freak
I get annoyed when she adds that 'kun' to the end of my name
I feel bothered that all he ever says are "Hn" and "Aa" to answer questions
I'm annoyed by the way she's so weak and always needs saving
I'm bothered that he's such a showoff and acts like I can't save myself
It annoys me the way she looks at me with those green eyes of hers
It bothers me that he gives me these looks with his Sharingan eyes
I'm annoyed when her voice acts as my conscience and tells me what to do
I'm bothered when his voice interrupts me from doing what's right
It's annoying when she asks me to spar with her when I should be working
It's bothersome when he puts off sparring for his "work"
It annoys me how I can't stop thinking about her
It bothers me that I can't get him off my mind
I'm annoyed that she's a pink-haired medic and has stolen my heart
I'm bothered by this Anbu Uchiha who has thrown all my logic away
They met at the old training field, ready to spar. Sasuke was grumbling about how he should be working and Sakura was attempting not to cut off his hair with a handful of shuriken. They got into their positions, readied their weapons, and went at it.
A few minutes later, Sasuke had a kunai at Sakura's neck and was smirking. "You're so annoying, you can't even last ten minutes against me."
Sakura stared at him with those green eyes and gave him an appropriate dirty look. "At least I'm not a bothersome showoff like some people." She retorted.
Sasuke glared back at her and quickly swept her into his arms. He pushed her up against a nearby tree and put his lips on hers. Sakura could only open her mouth in surprise, which Sasuke quickly took advantage of by slipping his tongue in. Pretty soon, they were groping, pushing each other's shirts up, and generally getting lost in the moment when they stopped to breathe.
"Yo-ou know," Sasuke sucked in oxygen, "I-I sti-il think your... uh, annoying."
"Well," Sakura panted, "I stilllll thi-ink you aaarre both-ersome."
They walked away from each other to their rightful positions, small smiles on their faces, each thinking that I wouldn't have it any other way.
A/N: Ey? Ey? What'd you think? Tell me when you review because your awesome like that!