A/N: Oh, the things boredom does to a person…
ChosenOne has entered chat room #354
Bookworm has entered chat room #354
Notasidekick has entered chat room #354
ChosenOne: Hey guys! What's up?
Bookworm: Not much. I've just been working on an extra credit essay for Professor Flitwick.
Notasidekick: Mione, what is it with you and extra credit essays?
Bookworm: What do you mean? I just worry about my future.
Notasidekick rolls his eyes
Bookworm: Ron!
ChosenOne: no comment
Bookworm: Harry!
Notasidekick: Hermione!
Darklord13 has entered chat room #354
FaithfulServent has entered chat room #354
Darklord13: Now we can discuss evil things in private.
FaithfulServant: Yes, my lord.
Darklord13: I have a new plan to kill the Potter boy…
FaithfulServant: Please, my lord, continue.
ChosenOne: Yes, by all means, continue…
ChosenOne: : (
Darklord13: Well, first we must kill off that mudblood girl and that sidekick of his, but that will be fairly easy.
Notasidekick: Hey! Watch it! I'm NOT a sidekick!
Darklord13: wait…are you the Weasley boy?
Notasidekick: duh
Bookworm: duh
ChosenOne: duh
FaithfulServant: duh
FaithfulServant: I mean, yes, my lord. It is the Weasley boy.
Darklord13: So that means that chosen one is Harry Potter!
ChosenOne: yep
Darklord13: I will kill you!
Darklord13 kills Potter
ChosenOne: …
Redhead442 has entered chat room #354
Redhead442: Hey everyone what's up?
Notasidekick: Hey Ginny.
Bookworm: Dark lord just killed the Chosen One
Redhead442: What?
Darklord13: Muhahaha! : (
Redhead442 cries
Darklord13: That's right little girl. Cry.
Notasidekick: You made my sister cry!
ChosenOne: Ginny, it's okay. I'm not dead.
Redhead442: Really?
ChosenOne: Really really really.
Redhead442: YAY!
Loopylunarlady has entered chat room #354
Loopylunarlady: hello everyone
Redhead442 hugs ChosenOne
ChosenOne is hugged…
Bookworm: Hey Luna
Notasidekick: Hey Loony
Notasidekick: I mean Luna.
Bookworm slaps Ron
Bookworm: You're so mean!
Notasidekick: I know….
Darklord13: Hey! You're evil now? Do you want to be a death eater?
Notasidekick: No…
ChosenOne: lol
Darklord13 kills the sidekick
Notasidekick is killed?
Bookworm: Noooooo!!! Ron!
Notasidekick has changed his/her nickname to Weasleyghost
Bookworm: Ron!
Bookworm: sob
Weasleyghost: It's okay, Mione.
Bookworm brings Ron back to life
Weasleyghost has changed his/her nickname to Ronnotdead
Bookworm: YAY!
Bookworm hugs Ron
Padfoot has entered chat room #354
Prongs has entered chat room #354
Moony has entered chat room #354
ChosenOne: Sirius?
Padfoot: Yep.
ChosenOne: Dad?
Prongs: Yes Harry. How are you?
ChosenOne: Well, destroying evil and killing Voldemort haven't been very easy, but…this is so cool! How am I talking to you?
Prongs: They have computers in the afterlife.
LillyBilly has entered chat room #354
LillyBilly: Hello.
ChosenOne: Mum?
LillyBilly: Harry?
ChosenOne: Mum!
LillyBilly: Oh Harry! It's you! Look at how much you've grown.
ChosenOne: You can see me?
LillyBilly: I'm dead. I see everything.
Prongs: Hello there Lilly my love.
Moony: Has anyone seen/heard from Wormtail? He was supposed to be on here, we agreed…
LillyBilly: (sigh) hello James…
LillyBilly: no, haven't seen Wormtail.
Ronnotdead: So Harry, these are your parents?
ChosenOne: yes. Ron and Hermione, meet my mum and dad.
LillyBilly: hello there
Prongs: hi
Bookworm: It's nice to meet you.
Ronnotdead: hullo. What's it like being dead?
Bookworm elbows Ron
Bookworm: be nice!
Ronnotdead: XD
Bookworm: you're lucky I love you…
Redhead442: ...
Redhead442: xD
Bookworm: as a friend!
Padfoot: rofl
Ronnotdead: It's not funny!
Bookworm: Stop laughing!
ChosenOne: lol
Padfoot: rofl
Prongs: lol XD
LillyBilly: James!
Prongs: what?
Ronnotdead: shut up!
Darklord13: muhahaha!
Redhead442: lol rofl
Bookworm: You're all so immature!
Bookworm signoff (jerks!)
Ronnotdead: Oh no…
Ronnotdead signoff (um…)
Moony: I've g2g guys, my potion is boiling and I need to add the unicorn hairs…
Prongs: bye Lupin
Padfoot: bye
Moony signoff (TTYL)
Padfoot: I've g2g too, although I don't really have an excuse besides that I'm bored…
Prongs: See you later
LillyBilly: bye
ChosenOne: Will you ask Dumbledore if he'll come on later? I want to talk to him.
Padfoot: sure
ChosenOne: thanks
Padfoot: no problem. Bye everyone!
Padfoot signoff (boredom)
Prongs: wait!
Prongs: never mind…
Prongs: I've got to go tell him something, I'll be back later. Bye Harry, Ron, and Hermione!
Prongs signoff (bye all)
LillyBilly: oh no…they aren't going back to the shrieking shack, are they?
LillyBilly signoff (g2g spoil their fun…)
ChosenOne: wait! Mum!
ChosenOne: …
ChosenOne cries
Redhead442: It's okay, Harry….
Loopylunarlady: I just remembered that I have to pack.
Redhead442: For what?
Loopylunarlady: My dad's taking me on a camping trip to search for horned rabid killer crumpled hornstacks! I'm so excited!
Redhead442: Great…well, have fun.
ChosenOne: yeah…
Loopylunarlady signoff (packing)
ChosenOne: Ginny, are we the only ones here now?
Darklord13: No.
FaithfulServant: What do you think?
ChosenOne: oh…
ChosenOne: could you two go now?
Darklord13: why?
ChosenOne: well, it's kind of weird to be chatting with my archenemy…
Darklord13: point taken. Come along wormtail…
FaithfulServant: Yes, my master.
Darklord13 signoff (I'm off to plot world domination)
FaithfulServant signoff (my life sucks)
Redhead442: creepy…
Ron has entered chat room #354
MrsHWeasley has entered chat room #354
Ron: I've got something to tell you….
MrsHWeasley: you'll never guess
ChosenOne: what is it?
Ron: I'll tell you as soon as everyone's here…
Dentist1 has entered chat room #354
Dentist2 has entered chat room #354
MrsHWeasley: hello mum and dad
Dentist1: hello sweetheart. You told us to come on here, do you need something?
MrsHWeasley: I'll tell you in a minute mum.
Mugglelvr has entered chat room #354
Ron: hello dad…
Weasleywitch has entered chat room #354
Ron: hullo mum
Weasleywitch: out with it Ron. What did you want to tell us?
Ron: Mione? Can I tell them?
MrsHWeasley: Okay…
Ron: Hermione and I are getting married!
MrsHWeasley: Isn't it great?
Dentist1: …
Dentist2: Ronald Weasley why didn't you come talk to me before you proposed to my daughter?!?!
Redhead422: Congrats.
ChosenOne: Are you serious?
Weasleywitch: RONALD WEASLEY! You are dead! You told me that you're getting married in a CHAT ROOM?
Mugglelvr: Son, you are in trouble…
Redhead422: Umm..mum? Would now be a good time for me and Harry to announce that we got married a year ago and are expecting in six months?
Weasleywitch: GINNY WEASLEY YOU APPARATE OVER HERE THIS MINUTE YOUNG LADY!
Redhead442: I can't, the doctor says apparating could be bad for the baby.
ChosenOne: Ginny!
Redhead442: Mum, I'm kidding. Harry and I are only dating on and off.
ChosenOne: …
Mugglelvr: She's fainted, so I'm going to go help her. But I'll be back Ron, so don't you dare get off!
Weasleywitch signoff (fainted)
Mugglelvr signoff (what have I done to deserve this?)
Dentist1: Well, when's the wedding?
MrsHWeasley: Mum, you aren't mad?
Dentist1: Well, although you did announce your engagement in a chat room of all places, I'm not mad if you really love him. Besides, better him than Krum.
MrsHWeasley: Mum!
Dentist2: (sigh) Ron, I'm still a little upset about this.
Ron: well, how about this: Mr. Granger, I am madly in love with your daughter and I would like to spend the rest of my life with her. May I marry Hermione?
Dentist2: I'm still mad, but…okay.
Ron: woot!
Dentist2 signoff (I'm warning you…)
Dentist1 signoff (e-mail me the date of the wedding)
Lemonlover has entered chat room #354
Catwoman has entered chat room #354
Swishandflick has entered chat room #354
Lemonlover: Well, hello everyone.
Catwoman: Hello Albus.
Swishandflick: yes, hello.
MrsHWeasley has changed his/her nickname to Bookworm
Bookworm: Professor Dumbledore? Professor McGonagall? Professor Flitwick?
Lemonlover: yes, Hermione?
Swishandflick: Hermione, do you have that essay finished yet?
Bookworm: Yes sir.
ChosenOne: Um…are you having a teacher's meeting or something here?
Catwoman: We were going to, but you are here and we can't have one in front of our students.
Bookworm: Ron?
Ron: Yeah?
Bookworm: I'm going to go work on wedding plans and try to pick out a dress.
Ron: Okay sweetheart.
Redhead442: Mione, can I come to help pick out your wedding dress? Then you can help pick out mine… XD
Bookworm: sure
Bookworm: wait, what?
ChosenOne: Ginny…
Redhead442: nvm, jk
Ron: you'd better be…
Bookworm: Ginny, I'll meet you at the Three Broomsticks, okay?
Redhead442: okay, see you there in two minutes
Bookworm signoff (wedding dress)
Redhead442 signoff (shopping time!)
PureBlood has entered chat room #354
garGoyle has entered chat room #354
daCrab has entered chat room #354
PureBlood: Potty? Weasel? What are you doing here?
ChosenOne: It's an open chat, Malfoy
PureBlood: Where's that little mudblood friend of yours?
daCrab: yeah, where?
garGoyle: where?
Ron: My fiancé is out shopping for her wedding dress
PureBlood: You're marrying that mudblood Granger? Well, Weasley, you've done better than I would've expected…
garGoyle signoff (hungry)
daCrab signoff (sleepy)
Lemonlover: Draco, I would appreciate it if you would not use such a foul name in my presence.
PureBlood: And just who do you think you are?
Catwoman: That's professor Dumbledore.
PureBlood: My mistake, professor, I was only joking.
Ron: Oh no.
ChosenOne: What?
Ron: Hermione just called again to ask me if I think she's fat, whether yellow or pink looks better with her skin tone, and what type of mascara to buy.
ChosenOne: Are you sure about this marriage thing?
Ron: Absolutely.
Ron: I think…
Mugglelvr has just entered chat room #354
Mugglelvr: Ron, still here I see.
Ron: Yes…
Mugglelvr: well, I think it's about time you came over and had a "little talk" with me…
Ron: Yes sir. I'll be right over.
Mugglelvr signoff (time to chat…)
Ron: wish me luck harry
ChosenOne: luck
Ron signoff (DOOM)
Darklord13 has entered chat room #354
ChosenOne: hey.
Lemonlover: Why, hello there.
Darklord13: So, we meet again Mr. Potter.
ChosenOne: yep
Darklord13: Personally, I don't want to wait until July 29th or so to fight you, so I'll just meet you at the Leaky Cauldron in 10 minutes and we can fight.
PureBlood: fight fight fight fight!
Lemonlover: Draco…
PureBlood: sorry sir
PureBlood signoff (I've g2g torture innocent muggles…)
Swishandflick signoff (no excuse)
Catwoman signoff (I need to prepare my NEWT)
Lemonlover: Well, good luck Harry. May the best man win. If I can, I'll drop by later.
ChosenOne: Thanks sir
Lemonlover signoff (need more lemon drops)
Darklord13 signoff (fight!)
ChosenOne signoff (this is so stupid…)
A/N: Yeah. Sorry the beginning sucked. And the middle sucked. And the ending sucked. I just wanted to wrap it up. REVIEW! My reviewers get not only a shiny sickle, but also world domination and a cookie.