A/N: Oh, the things boredom does to a person…

ChosenOne has entered chat room #354

Bookworm has entered chat room #354

Notasidekick has entered chat room #354

ChosenOne: Hey guys! What's up?

Bookworm: Not much. I've just been working on an extra credit essay for Professor Flitwick.

Notasidekick: Mione, what is it with you and extra credit essays?

Bookworm: What do you mean? I just worry about my future.

Notasidekick rolls his eyes

Bookworm: Ron!

ChosenOne: no comment

Bookworm: Harry!

Notasidekick: Hermione!

Darklord13 has entered chat room #354

FaithfulServent has entered chat room #354

Darklord13: Now we can discuss evil things in private.

FaithfulServant: Yes, my lord.

Darklord13: I have a new plan to kill the Potter boy…

FaithfulServant: Please, my lord, continue.

ChosenOne: Yes, by all means, continue…

ChosenOne: : (

Darklord13: Well, first we must kill off that mudblood girl and that sidekick of his, but that will be fairly easy.

Notasidekick: Hey! Watch it! I'm NOT a sidekick!

Darklord13: wait…are you the Weasley boy?

Notasidekick: duh

Bookworm: duh

ChosenOne: duh

FaithfulServant: duh

FaithfulServant: I mean, yes, my lord. It is the Weasley boy.

Darklord13: So that means that chosen one is Harry Potter!

ChosenOne: yep

Darklord13: I will kill you!

Darklord13 kills Potter

ChosenOne:

Redhead442 has entered chat room #354

Redhead442: Hey everyone what's up?

Notasidekick: Hey Ginny.

Bookworm: Dark lord just killed the Chosen One

Redhead442: What?

Darklord13: Muhahaha! : (

Redhead442 cries

Darklord13: That's right little girl. Cry.

Notasidekick: You made my sister cry!

ChosenOne: Ginny, it's okay. I'm not dead.

Redhead442: Really?

ChosenOne: Really really really.

Redhead442: YAY!

Loopylunarlady has entered chat room #354

Loopylunarlady: hello everyone

Redhead442 hugs ChosenOne

ChosenOne is hugged…

Bookworm: Hey Luna

Notasidekick: Hey Loony

Notasidekick: I mean Luna.

Bookworm slaps Ron

Bookworm: You're so mean!

Notasidekick: I know….

Darklord13: Hey! You're evil now? Do you want to be a death eater?

Notasidekick: No…

ChosenOne: lol

Darklord13 kills the sidekick

Notasidekick is killed?

Bookworm: Noooooo!!! Ron!

Notasidekick has changed his/her nickname to Weasleyghost

Bookworm: Ron!

Bookworm: sob

Weasleyghost: It's okay, Mione.

Bookworm brings Ron back to life

Weasleyghost has changed his/her nickname to Ronnotdead

Bookworm: YAY!

Bookworm hugs Ron

Padfoot has entered chat room #354

Prongs has entered chat room #354

Moony has entered chat room #354

ChosenOne: Sirius?

Padfoot: Yep.

ChosenOne: Dad?

Prongs: Yes Harry. How are you?

ChosenOne: Well, destroying evil and killing Voldemort haven't been very easy, but…this is so cool! How am I talking to you?

Prongs: They have computers in the afterlife.

LillyBilly has entered chat room #354

LillyBilly: Hello.

ChosenOne: Mum?

LillyBilly: Harry?

ChosenOne: Mum!

LillyBilly: Oh Harry! It's you! Look at how much you've grown.

ChosenOne: You can see me?

LillyBilly: I'm dead. I see everything.

Prongs: Hello there Lilly my love.

Moony: Has anyone seen/heard from Wormtail? He was supposed to be on here, we agreed…

LillyBilly: (sigh) hello James…

LillyBilly: no, haven't seen Wormtail.

Ronnotdead: So Harry, these are your parents?

ChosenOne: yes. Ron and Hermione, meet my mum and dad.

LillyBilly: hello there

Prongs: hi

Bookworm: It's nice to meet you.

Ronnotdead: hullo. What's it like being dead?

Bookworm elbows Ron

Bookworm: be nice!

Ronnotdead: XD

Bookworm: you're lucky I love you…

Redhead442: ...

Redhead442: xD

Bookworm: as a friend!

Padfoot: rofl

Ronnotdead: It's not funny!

Bookworm: Stop laughing!

ChosenOne: lol

Padfoot: rofl

Prongs: lol XD

LillyBilly: James!

Prongs: what?

Ronnotdead: shut up!

Darklord13: muhahaha!

Redhead442: lol rofl

Bookworm: You're all so immature!

Bookworm signoff (jerks!)

Ronnotdead: Oh no…

Ronnotdead signoff (um…)

Moony: I've g2g guys, my potion is boiling and I need to add the unicorn hairs…

Prongs: bye Lupin

Padfoot: bye

Moony signoff (TTYL)

Padfoot: I've g2g too, although I don't really have an excuse besides that I'm bored…

Prongs: See you later

LillyBilly: bye

ChosenOne: Will you ask Dumbledore if he'll come on later? I want to talk to him.

Padfoot: sure

ChosenOne: thanks

Padfoot: no problem. Bye everyone!

Padfoot signoff (boredom)

Prongs: wait!

Prongs: never mind…

Prongs: I've got to go tell him something, I'll be back later. Bye Harry, Ron, and Hermione!

Prongs signoff (bye all)

LillyBilly: oh no…they aren't going back to the shrieking shack, are they?

LillyBilly signoff (g2g spoil their fun…)

ChosenOne: wait! Mum!

ChosenOne:

ChosenOne cries

Redhead442: It's okay, Harry….

Loopylunarlady: I just remembered that I have to pack.

Redhead442: For what?

Loopylunarlady: My dad's taking me on a camping trip to search for horned rabid killer crumpled hornstacks! I'm so excited!

Redhead442: Great…well, have fun.

ChosenOne: yeah…

Loopylunarlady signoff (packing)

ChosenOne: Ginny, are we the only ones here now?

Darklord13: No.

FaithfulServant: What do you think?

ChosenOne: oh…

ChosenOne: could you two go now?

Darklord13: why?

ChosenOne: well, it's kind of weird to be chatting with my archenemy…

Darklord13: point taken. Come along wormtail…

FaithfulServant: Yes, my master.

Darklord13 signoff (I'm off to plot world domination)

FaithfulServant signoff (my life sucks)

Redhead442: creepy…

Ron has entered chat room #354

MrsHWeasley has entered chat room #354

Ron: I've got something to tell you….

MrsHWeasley: you'll never guess

ChosenOne: what is it?

Ron: I'll tell you as soon as everyone's here…

Dentist1 has entered chat room #354

Dentist2 has entered chat room #354

MrsHWeasley: hello mum and dad

Dentist1: hello sweetheart. You told us to come on here, do you need something?

MrsHWeasley: I'll tell you in a minute mum.

Mugglelvr has entered chat room #354

Ron: hello dad…

Weasleywitch has entered chat room #354

Ron: hullo mum

Weasleywitch: out with it Ron. What did you want to tell us?

Ron: Mione? Can I tell them?

MrsHWeasley: Okay…

Ron: Hermione and I are getting married!

MrsHWeasley: Isn't it great?

Dentist1:

Dentist2: Ronald Weasley why didn't you come talk to me before you proposed to my daughter?!?!

Redhead422: Congrats.

ChosenOne: Are you serious?

Weasleywitch: RONALD WEASLEY! You are dead! You told me that you're getting married in a CHAT ROOM?

Mugglelvr: Son, you are in trouble…

Redhead422: Umm..mum? Would now be a good time for me and Harry to announce that we got married a year ago and are expecting in six months?

Weasleywitch: GINNY WEASLEY YOU APPARATE OVER HERE THIS MINUTE YOUNG LADY!

Redhead442: I can't, the doctor says apparating could be bad for the baby.

ChosenOne: Ginny!

Redhead442: Mum, I'm kidding. Harry and I are only dating on and off.

ChosenOne:

Mugglelvr: She's fainted, so I'm going to go help her. But I'll be back Ron, so don't you dare get off!

Weasleywitch signoff (fainted)

Mugglelvr signoff (what have I done to deserve this?)

Dentist1: Well, when's the wedding?

MrsHWeasley: Mum, you aren't mad?

Dentist1: Well, although you did announce your engagement in a chat room of all places, I'm not mad if you really love him. Besides, better him than Krum.

MrsHWeasley: Mum!

Dentist2: (sigh) Ron, I'm still a little upset about this.

Ron: well, how about this: Mr. Granger, I am madly in love with your daughter and I would like to spend the rest of my life with her. May I marry Hermione?

Dentist2: I'm still mad, but…okay.

Ron: woot!

Dentist2 signoff (I'm warning you…)

Dentist1 signoff (e-mail me the date of the wedding)

Lemonlover has entered chat room #354

Catwoman has entered chat room #354

Swishandflick has entered chat room #354

Lemonlover: Well, hello everyone.

Catwoman: Hello Albus.

Swishandflick: yes, hello.

MrsHWeasley has changed his/her nickname to Bookworm

Bookworm: Professor Dumbledore? Professor McGonagall? Professor Flitwick?

Lemonlover: yes, Hermione?

Swishandflick: Hermione, do you have that essay finished yet?

Bookworm: Yes sir.

ChosenOne: Um…are you having a teacher's meeting or something here?

Catwoman: We were going to, but you are here and we can't have one in front of our students.

Bookworm: Ron?

Ron: Yeah?

Bookworm: I'm going to go work on wedding plans and try to pick out a dress.

Ron: Okay sweetheart.

Redhead442: Mione, can I come to help pick out your wedding dress? Then you can help pick out mine… XD

Bookworm: sure

Bookworm: wait, what?

ChosenOne: Ginny…

Redhead442: nvm, jk

Ron: you'd better be…

Bookworm: Ginny, I'll meet you at the Three Broomsticks, okay?

Redhead442: okay, see you there in two minutes

Bookworm signoff (wedding dress)

Redhead442 signoff (shopping time!)

PureBlood has entered chat room #354

garGoyle has entered chat room #354

daCrab has entered chat room #354

PureBlood: Potty? Weasel? What are you doing here?

ChosenOne: It's an open chat, Malfoy

PureBlood: Where's that little mudblood friend of yours?

daCrab: yeah, where?

garGoyle: where?

Ron: My fiancé is out shopping for her wedding dress

PureBlood: You're marrying that mudblood Granger? Well, Weasley, you've done better than I would've expected…

garGoyle signoff (hungry)

daCrab signoff (sleepy)

Lemonlover: Draco, I would appreciate it if you would not use such a foul name in my presence.

PureBlood: And just who do you think you are?

Catwoman: That's professor Dumbledore.

PureBlood: My mistake, professor, I was only joking.

Ron: Oh no.

ChosenOne: What?

Ron: Hermione just called again to ask me if I think she's fat, whether yellow or pink looks better with her skin tone, and what type of mascara to buy.

ChosenOne: Are you sure about this marriage thing?

Ron: Absolutely.

Ron: I think…

Mugglelvr has just entered chat room #354

Mugglelvr: Ron, still here I see.

Ron: Yes…

Mugglelvr: well, I think it's about time you came over and had a "little talk" with me…

Ron: Yes sir. I'll be right over.

Mugglelvr signoff (time to chat…)

Ron: wish me luck harry

ChosenOne: luck

Ron signoff (DOOM)

Darklord13 has entered chat room #354

ChosenOne: hey.

Lemonlover: Why, hello there.

Darklord13: So, we meet again Mr. Potter.

ChosenOne: yep

Darklord13: Personally, I don't want to wait until July 29th or so to fight you, so I'll just meet you at the Leaky Cauldron in 10 minutes and we can fight.

PureBlood: fight fight fight fight!

Lemonlover: Draco…

PureBlood: sorry sir

PureBlood signoff (I've g2g torture innocent muggles…)

Swishandflick signoff (no excuse)

Catwoman signoff (I need to prepare my NEWT)

Lemonlover: Well, good luck Harry. May the best man win. If I can, I'll drop by later.

ChosenOne: Thanks sir

Lemonlover signoff (need more lemon drops)

Darklord13 signoff (fight!)

ChosenOne signoff (this is so stupid…)

A/N: Yeah. Sorry the beginning sucked. And the middle sucked. And the ending sucked. I just wanted to wrap it up. REVIEW! My reviewers get not only a shiny sickle, but also world domination and a cookie.