Day
1- Head Person: Okay everyone get in! You know the rules,
anyone who comes out of this minivan, loses. Last one sitting
wins! Everyone piles in Head Person: Good
Luck...Walks away laughing evilly 2 hours later- Harry,
Ron, and Hermione: I'm bored!!!
Fred and George: Tell me about
it!!!
Voldemort: Well, since you're bored, I shall kill
you...
Dumbledore and Sirius: 'EXPELLIARMUS!!'
Voldemort gets
blasted out of the minivan and loses
Harry: Well, that was fun.
What next...
Day
5- Everyone is getting restless. Twice Bellatrix tried to beat up
Hermione, while Harry ate so much candy that he threw up on Ron and
they got into a fight. Dumbledore had to many lemon drops and said,
'I love you' to Sirius, and he switched spots with Ron. Harry:
I NEED MORE CANDY!!!
Ron: No you don't! You just threw up all over
me! ARE YOU CRAZY!! Dumbledore gave Harry some lemon
drops.
Bellatrix: Ugh! I surrounded by these idiots! I'M OUTTA
HERE! She leaves with toilet paper stuck to her pants
Sirius:
Ugh, I'm bored...
Day
14- Everyone is starting to eat pieces of the car. Also they are
starting annoy each other and start having hallucinations. Fred:
I like eggs...I like eggs...
George: Oh SHUT UP ALREADY!!!
Fred:
I like eggs...
Harry: Ugh...I don't feel well
Hermione: Well,
that's because you pigged out on candy the past 9 days!
Dumbledore:
I like Lemon drops...
George: Great! Now he's going
crazy!!
Sirius: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!!
Day
21- Lets just say Sirius wants to kill himself... Sirius: Ugh!
I want to kill myself!
Dumbledore: Oh Sirius, don't talk like
that!
Fred: I like bacon...I like bacon
George: Oh great now
it's bacon?! What happened to eggs?!
Fred: I like eggs...and
bacon...
George: UGH!!!!! runs out of minivan crying like a
baby
Harry: What a baby!!
Ron: Tell me about it! Wizards
cheese anyone?
Hermione and Harry: Wizards cheese?
Ron: yeah,
instead of chess men you use pieces of cheese!
Harry: let's
play!!
Ron takes out set and they play!
Dumbledore: Lemon
drop anyone?
Day
29- You don't want to know… Fred: MONKEYS!!!!
Harry:
What??
Fred: There are monkey's outside. Aww...how cute...
Ron:
okay...you have gone crazy
Hermione: Thats not possible...I think
your hallucinating! I have read it some where in
Sirius:
Maybe Madame Pomfrey should take a look at him.
Dumbledore:
...
Harry: THERE AREN'T MONKEYS OUTSIDE! GET A HOLD OF YOUR SELF
FRED!
Fred: Yeah there is! I see two of them kissing.
Aww...
Dumbledore: ...
Day
36- Still have nothing to say... Harry: Oh my god, I see a
baby kitten outside!! 10
minutes later... Head Person: Okay hold up your
papers! Harry: kittens Head Person: Fred, you have been voted out of Survivor,
goodbye! Fred disappears in thin air and head person leaves laughing
hysterically
Ron: That's not a cat, it's the head
person!
head person comes in
Head Person: Okay everyone; it
is time to vote one person out of this minivan. You have now been in
here for 36 days, just to let you know...hands out paper
Ron: Fred
Hermione:
Fred
Dumbledore: Lemon Drops
Sirius: Dumbledore
Fred: Eggs
Day
42- Ron and Harry are fighting a wizard's cheese piece Harry
and Ron fighting over a wizard's cheese piece Harry: Give
it to me, it's mine!!
Ron: No, it's mine!!
Harry: no it's
MINE!
Ron: GIVE IT TO ME!
They tug at it one more time and it
rips. Ron and Harry look at each other and they start beating up each
other
Hermione: Guys, stop!
Harry and Ron: NO!! Hermione
backs off
Dumbledore: Guys, Ms. Granger is right.
Harry and
Ron: Oh shut up!!!
Sirius: snores because he is sleeping and
starts singing 'Casper the friendly ghost' which causes Ron and Harry
to stop fighting.
Harry, Ron, Hermione and Dumbledore: Huh?
Day
51- Sirius is sleeping and says that Casper is dying… Sirius:
sleeping CASPER, DON'T DIE!!!! Wakes up to everyone staring at
him
Harry: Why in the world are you screaming out Casper?
Sirius:
Because he's my best friend, and he's right behind you! He points to
nothing behind Harry
Ron: Huh? Sirius what are you talking
about?
Dumbledore: I like lemon drops...I like- hey there's a
donkey out side eating a banana!
Everyone turns towards the
window, see nothing, then turn towards Dumbledore and throw him out
of the minivan!
Hermione: Do that again! Do that again!
Day
64- Hermione is going crazy! Hermione: crying I want my
mommy!!
Harry: I want you to shut up!
Hermione: NO! I want my
mommy! Leaves minivan, crying
Ron: Who would have think
it?
Sirius: Its thunk, not think!
Ron: Blah, blah,
blah...
Harry: I WANT CANDY!!!
Harry looks around the car and
sees cat food
Harry: Ooh, chocolate covered raisins!!
Takes a
piece and eats it
Ron: Harry, you know that's cat food
right?
Harry: It is? looks at the bag Oh well! eats more.
Day 71- Ron and Harry are fighting over the cat food. Sirius is crying because Casper died, and lets just say things are about to get more out of control as they battle to be the last one in the minivan.
Harry:
I like kitties! Day 79- Harry finally grows a brain and
notices something in the ignition… Harry: Ugh...Ron? Head person: HEY COME BACK HERE!!! All: YEAH WE
WON!! LETS GO TO VEGAS!
Ron: I...I...ugh! I don't know what I like!
Starts crying
Sirius: Oh shut up! You guys are acting like total
idiots. slaps both of them GET A HOLD OF YOURSELFS!
Harry and
Ron: Do that again!
Sirius rolls his eyes and slaps them
Harry
and Ron: Thanks!
Ron:
Shut up!! I don't want to hear it!
Sirius: Both of you shut
up!
Harry: NO! Look! he points to the ignition
Ron: There's
keys in there!
Sirius: How come we never noticed before?
Ron:
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
All: ROAD TRIP!!
Sirius
jumps in the driver's seat and turns it on
All: Whoo!!
Drives
off
The End! Please leave some reviews! Thanks for reading.
A/N: I got the idea for this story from "The Amanda Show" on Nickelodeon a couple years ago and finally decided to post it!
RheaLynnae