A/N: This is for Marshmellow, my sister. We're engaged (as you've heard for the 100th time, but I still love to announce it) ;D
Basically, she got mad at me for giving her spoilers for Chapter 341 of PoT, so I had to write this fic to apologize. Unbeta-ed.
Gakuto was walking home, alone. He and Yuushi had gotten over a fight over him stealing and using up the tensai's "special" tape without permission. It wasn't his fault he needed double sided tape for his dicitonary project!
He muttered to himself, plotting revenge on the tensai. But then, a song broke him out of his thoughts. He stared at the source of the song which had words that were far past inappropriate. An eight year old kid was singing it cheerfully while skipping down the empty sidewalk.
Gakuto noted that he should take the kid as an apprentice if they ever ran into each other again. He was a genius.
"Oshitari-senpai!" Ohtori confronted to his blue-haired upperclassman in the locker rooms with a flushed face.
"Yes?" Yuushi replied, putting on his tennis jersey.
"Mukahi-senpai is...is..." He looked down at the floor and looked nervously at the floor.
Oshitari stayed silent, but felt a slight headache coming on. Whatever Gakuto was doing, he knew it wasn't good for the mind of his second year kouhai.
"Singing a very dirty song!" Ohtori spat out.
"Oh?"
"Please do something...?" The doubles player asked nervously.
"I'll see what I can do."
And with that, Oshitari left to find his boyfriend.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck,
Screw a kangaroo!
Gang bang an orangutan,
Orgy at the zoo!" Gakuto sung cheerfully. His instincts told him Yuushi had already learned of his little song. And he was right.
When the red-haired acrobatic player turned around, he was face to face with his doubles partner. His amused doubles partner.
"So that was the song?" He asked.
"Yup."
"Still sulky?"
"Maybe." Gakuto stuck out his tongue.
A long silence.
"So, your house or mine?"
Gakuto paused a moment, debating if he should forgive Yuushi or not.
"Yours." He finally said.
"Oh, by the way, if you ever sing that song in a ten meter radius of school grounds, I'll be forced to ask Fuji Syusuke from Seigaku to give me photography lessons." Oshitari said while both tennis players rode to his mansion.
"Only ten meters from school grounds?" Gakuto asked innocently. "Does that mean I can sing it in bed?"
A/N: Once again, the fic had references to Winter Marshmellow's fic, "Definition" and my fic, "Scotch Tape."
Note that the song is sung in the tune of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
I did not come up with it. I blame my perverted school friend for the song.