The Princess & The ANBU Pet

Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto and it's characters, or the story and the story plot of 'The Frog Prince'.

Chisumi: Haha. Just had a weird thought about this; when my friend talked about fairy-tales for our writing project. And will eventually change the title

About a land far away, there lived a kingdom in the Fire Country, yes the Fire Country where the ninjas were dominant. Yet there managed to be a kingdom right there in the tough place.

BUT even though actually nobody even notices them, only the village and those who knew them respected their royalty, and all was good.

"Daddy!" whined a pink haired girl, "I don't wanna marry those sluts! They are all ravened bastards!"

Except for one.

Her lady-in-waiting gasped, "Princess, you must not talk like that!"

"Shut it." growled the pink-haired princess.

"Watch your mouth young lady!" roared the King. "Sakura, I do not understand how a princess like you should say these words."

Behold; Haruno Sakura, the princess.

"And eventually, you will have to marry somebody! For heaven's sake Sakura! You're young, beautiful, and you're eighteen!"

Sakura rolled her eyes, 'Here we go again.'

"But father!" she whined. "I want to marry a certain someone!"

"Sakura, I understand that," said the King, "But you are a princess, and a princess must do her duties."

"Fuck the princess's duties." Sakura cursed nonchalantly.

The women gasped again.

"Father, no offense, but these men doesn't have originality! I want to marry someone who has edge and has some guts in their body! Look-" She snarled her lips to one of her fanboys, and the boy trembled, "They are fucking cowards."

"Oh, and that 'fiancée' of my mines isn't going to work either. Fuck that bastard." she added.

The King's face went red. "Sakura, this is your third time! You cannot keep on doing this! The rest of the kingdom lays in your hands!"

"Well this is crap! I have two freakin' older sisters, why can't THEY be married?"

The king sighed, "Because, Sakura, your pink hair gives you originality, and your emerald eyes gives you beauty. You. are. original. Every prince wants you to be his bride."

Sakura's face gaped.

"And if you make the right decision, you can marry a family that is powerful which will extend our kingdom."

Sakura glared at the King, "So if all these men want me only because of myself, then I'm out of here." and so she started to walk off.

Oh well, there goes her 3rd husband-to-be.

"Go to your room." Her mother, the Queen yelled. "You are in timeout!"

She sighed, "I already am ma,"

...Ooh, grounded.

-

Sakura opened her door's chambers and flopped down on her bed.

What a drag.

She quickly drowned her thoughts when she noticed that her door opened.

And in came in her favorite nanny.

"What do you want?" Sakura asked scowling.

"Other princesses will not, and cannot talk to their elders like that." said the nanny.

Sakura quirked her eyebrow, "I'm not like other princesses, and if that is all you came here to say...scram."

The nanny glared at her. "No, princess. The King called for you to come down; your suitors have arrived.

Sakura growled and the nanny smirked.

-

Eventually, the nanny had to drag Sakura down the long stairways.

"She's here!" gasped the nanny.

The King tried to smile at her, "Sakura, since you dumped your fiancée, your suitors have come...again."

Sakura sighed heavily. Looking at the men, she began to skim right through them.

"Oh!" said one of the hosts, "May I suggest Prince Yam?"

Sakura scoffed, "Please, Yam? Hell no."

'Prince Yam' sighed and retreated to home.

She couldn't even believe that these men would give up so easily, and they even said that they loved her dearly so.

Bye coward.

"How about Sir Rin?"

Sakura looked at him, beard, yellow teeth, bad hair and ugly face.

"No."

"Okay princess, he is the last who came for today. Lord-"

"No."

The King buried his face into his hands, "We'll continue tomorrow."

"And I'll have a walk." Sakura stated.

Luckily, before the King could grab her arm, she went off.

-

She walked among the streets, she paused when she thought saw a two men wearing Leaf headbands.

Of course she knew that the Leaf was a great ninja village, peaceful, yet powerful. Almost everybody knew about their reputation. And of course, being a princess of beauty, brain, and brawn, she recognized them.

She tore off part off her elegant green gowns and messing her hair a little, making her look like a normal girl and followed them.

-

"Ah, dammit." said Naruto walking alongside Kakashi. "It's been freakin' three years since teme's mission! Do we even know he's alive?"

"Well, three years ago, there was a legend about a cub being able to talk and has red eyes with spinning commas around it's pupil when annoyed. The stories say that the cub was once human, but when he angered an old lady, he was cursed to be a cub and there was no possible cure."

Chisumi: The cub I'm talking about here is a tiger cub, okay?

Naruto nodded, " But it's only a legend, sensei. It has nothing to do with us."

Kakashi sighed, "I suppose so."

Naruto nodded again, "Huhhh...I guess this means our search is over for today."

"We'll be heading out to Konoha soon after lunch."

Naruto grinned, "Ooh! Do they have anything good here?"

Kakashi nodded, "They should, after all, this is a kingdom."

Naruto's eyes brightened, "Wonder if they have damsels in distress or pretty princesses."

Sakura growled while following them, getting closer and closer, 'How dare they?! They only think that princesses are weak and are supposed to have happy endings! Men are shallow.'

Kakashi stared at his left.

"What is it?" Naruto asked.

"Nothing, I just sensed a chakra...But it's impossible, last time I checked, there are no ninjas available here."

Naruto shook his head disappointingly, "Shame."

"Indeed."

-

Sakura scoffed, finally leaving them alone.

She wandered through the rest of the streets, houses, and ended up in a forest.

"Dammit, I'm lost." She cursed.

"Hn."

She turned around, staring at every direction, "Who was that?"

"Aa.."

She looked beside her, "I'm not joking around!"

"And?"

She closed her eyes; clearly she was kind of scared. Opening them, fire burned in her emerald orbs.

"Show yourself coward!" She yelled loudly.

"I'm not a coward. Down here."

She blinked.

"Where?"

"Down. Here."

She stared at the ground where a cute little cub stood.

"What?"

She blinked again. Funny, she thought the cub just talked to her.

"What're you staring at?"

Okay, now she must be hallucinating. Yes, just daydreaming or maybe the sun was being too sunny on her.

She looked up at the sky but the sun was practically normal, not too sunny, and just right.

She scowled, 'You're just hallucinating, Sakura.'

"Hm, are you an idiot?" said the cub.

Her eyes widened, "You…..can talk?"

"What was your first clue?" said the cub, licking its paws.

Sakura laughed sarcastically, "If you're supposed to be the frog, and I'm the princess: then there's no way I'm kissing you.

The cub glanced at her calmly, "Same here."

And so, people, that begins our fairy tale today!

EXPLANATION: So, teme (Sasuke) is missing for three years in Konoha, and his former team is looking for him.

Anyway: meanwhile Sakura is a potty-mouthed princess, she is NOT a ninja whatsoever, a PRINCESS.

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Chisumi: Meh, not really funny, it's b-o-r-i-n-g and somewhat lame, and in case you're reading this, (you better be, I'm gonna check the reviews) I'm sorry, I'll try to add humor or something a LOT better in the second chapter. At least, try to, not actually promise to add humor.

Oh well, that's life, just hoped you liked it! And if you did: appreciate it!!!

Ja!!