1"Ok I dare you to go to the drug store that Kakashi and Iruka get their condoms from and bye a pack of Ice breakers liquid ice mints, in you underwear. And then have Gaara go all Yaoi on your ass" Sakura said folding her arms.
"Oh yeah! More footage!" Itachi yelled grabbing his sony camera.
"No! I was already molested once this evening thank you very much." said person complained.
"Oh, while your out can you pick up a couple boxes of mega condoms for me and Iruka?" Kakashi asked as he licked the outer shell of Irukas ear..
"Would they be for you or Iruka?" Sai said from his cat like position next to Kiba
Kiba was twitching like a dead squirrel.
"ME! Of course!" Kakashi yelled pumping his fist into the air.
"Oh, and could you get an ice pack too?" Kiba said with an eye spasm.
"Sure, what for?" Naruto asked blinking.
"For this!" Kiba yelled as he attacked Sai who reminded him of a cat.
"Anything else while im out?" Naruto asked getting up ignoring the brawl on Sasukes carpet.
"Um, how about some pads, and a EPT?" Temari asked.
Gaara looked at her and then Sihkamaru. Then he gave a battle cry and started chasing Shikamaru around the house with a pair of hedge clippers in hand and a potato in the other.
"No, no, no. bad boy is going to get castrated, just like the gerbils." Lee said laying down on Sakuras lap. She then punched him in the face. "Owe" Lee said sitting up and then getting thrown across the room by Sasuke.
"Gerbils?" Hinata asked ducking as Lee came flying through the air like Mr K. (Beetles rock!)
"Yeah, Casinova was bad. He made babies." Sasuek said and closed his eyes.
No one else was paying attention to them.
"-and when you get back I'll tell you the second part of the double dare." Sakura said as Naruto began to strip to reveal a pair of black lose boxers with tiny pink skulls on them.
"The fuck?! Those are mine!" Gaara yelled tackling Naruto to the ground. The potato still in his hand, but the hedge clippers and Shikamaru where missing...
"Shika? Honey, are you alright out there?" Temari asked out the door.
"No..." came his shaky reply
Naruto just 'eped' and fell over as he was hit with a red head of energy, and a potato.
"This night just keeps getting better and better." Itachi said filming Gaara pulling down Naruto's err Gaaras boxers, leaving Naruto to cover himself.
Kakashi looked up from what ever the hell he was doing just now to look up at Naruto.
He almost looked like he would ask Naruto something in a serious tone something that would like the answer to the meaning of life but of course, this was Kakashi-sensei and nothing out of his mouth was ever truly serious.
"Have you been eating enough fiber, Naruto-kun? You look a bit constipated."
"What?" Naruto asked now really confused as he momentarily stopped covering himself to look at his strange perverted sensei.
"Your butt naked. And standing in my living room" Sasuke said with a smirk as Naruto was brought back from his confused trip from Kakashi land.
"God Naruto cover yourself!" Sakura said shielding her eyes.
"My Virgin eyes!" Temari yelled falling over.
"You better fuck be a virgin Temari!" Gaara yelled.
"Gah!" naruto said running into the bathroom. But Choji was just in it, and well there is a reason that Ino and Shikamru don't go near him after he eats Italian.
"FUCK!" Naruto yelled as he fell from the bathroom door holding his nose.
"Ok, how about I dare you to wear Nejis boxers to the drug store and then I shall tell you the rest."
"FINE!" with that Naruto started to charge Neji.
"Oh hell no!" Neji yelled as he ran from the blonde rapist and hid behind Iruka as Naruto made a barrel run and hit Iruka making his fall onto Kakashi who was not paying attention but was glade when he realized who's ass was currently using his face as a seat cushion.
Iruka was just sitting there still dazed from when he was attacked by Naruto when he felt a bite on his ass.
"AHH! What the fuck?!" Iruka yelled grabbing his ass and jumping from the couch.
"Well then you shouldn't tempt me Iruka-kun." Kakashi said jumping him.
Back with Naruto and Neji.
Naruto had ripped off Nejis pants and boxers to reveal dark blue silk boxers and was currently sucking on Nejis dick.
"Oh god!" Neji cried as Naruto sucked harder on hit pulsing cock.
"Shit!" Neji said as Naruto started to nip at the foreskin of the un-circumcised boy.
"Naruto! No bad boy no Yaoi for you!" Sasuke said pulling Narutos mouth from Nejis now fully erect penis.
"I can't help it! Kyuubi is a girl!" Naruto said as he wiped his mouth from Nejis cum.
"Naruto!" Hinata cried as she say him.
"Eh? Oh Hinata, I'm bi so you me and Neji can do three sums!" Naruto said Hinata just nodded as Tenten walked in and glared at him.
"Oh and the same for you Tenten." Naruto said quickly thinking.
"Whatever, just do your dare." Tenten said as she through him out of the house.
"Does that mean I'm bi?" Neji asked as he pulled on his pants.
The song Comando started playing in the background.
On the way to the drug store Sakura, Sasuke, Hinata Kakashi, Gaara, Tenten, Neji, Lee, Sai, Anko, Itachi and his camera were stalking him.
"When the fuck did you get here?" Tenten asked dumbfounded to Anko.
"Well I heard that there was going to be a party at Uchihas and I thought there would be rum flavored tootsie rolls again. Sadly there wasn't any." Anko said as she stopped and Itachi then ran into her back, and because of her short shorts and Itachi's cap under which he wears no pants, went passed Ankos cloak and his dick went up her ass. She did stop as a fast speed.
"AHH uhhh." Anko said as Itachi just realized that he was currently sticking a very hot woman infront of him.
"Ugh!" Itachi said as she moved slightly.
"Ahhh." Anko said again as Itachi pulled out and slammed back in again.
"Ok, im going to leave you two creepy people alone." Tenten said rushing away.
"Hey Tenten wheres my brother?" Sasuke said after they reached the store.
"Fucking Anko." Gaara said matter-of-factually.
"Eww." Sakura and Sasuke said at the same time.
"Shh! Hes going in!" Kakashi said as he peered through the hedge to see through the store window.
"Oh look its Carol the condom man." Kakashi said waving to a man in a condom costume.
"Get down!" Sasuke and Sakura said tackling him to the ground just as Carol the condom man turned around. And it was an awkward position they ended up in.
You see Sakura was laying on her back with Sasukes front to her stomach. Now it wouldn't be so bad if Kakashis back wasn't on the ground and his front was currently pushing into Sakuras back.
So basically Sakura had to hot males pressing onto her, and she had two dicks on both entrances of her body, and one was getting hard and it wasn't Sasukes. Ok it was Sasukes but the other was too.
"AHH thats sexy!" Itachi yelled from no where.
"Weren't you with Anko?" Tenten asked.
"Yes, but I killed her. Apparently she went up in flames like a stick person after I got to a good speed. You know thats how stick people became extinct from the friction." Itachi said filming Kakashis face.
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back to inside the store.
Ding dong
in comes Naruto in all his glory. Or the black boxers and the door rang.
Naruto then walked around the shelves and only his blonde head could be seen over the counter.
Naruto found the ice packs easy the pads and EPT were right next to each other, and so were the condoms. Anyone notice that pads condoms and EPTs are right next to each other? Coincidence I think not.
"Ok, Mega condoms, mega condoms." Naruto repeated as he tried to find the.
Then on the other side of the isle a tall clerk asked Naruto a question not seeing that he was naked.
"No I got it!" Naruto said holding up a pair of Mega condoms and an ice pack in the same hand with a smile on his face.
"What are you gonna do to her man?!" the guy asked backing up.
"Huh?" Naruto asked as he walked to the other isle to get the ice breakers.
'I'm starting to think I'm just doing there errands rather than a dare.' Naruto thought as he walked up to the counter to pay.
The cashier just looked at him and then like what the fuck.
Well its not every day you see a hot blonde boy in his underwear in a condom/drug store in Japan. Or do you? Na na na na na na na na, (its supposed to be from twilight zone...I tried.)
So then he decided to walk out of the store when he got into the dim light of the street lamps he began to descend for the curb in front of the store when Carol the condom man looked straight at him.
Qui 'Shake that ass girl' in the background.
Naruto turned slowly around when he saw him.
"YOU!" Naruto said as he launched at him doing a epic movie jump through the air and attacked him.
"What youthfulness this boy has! Oh Gai-sensei would be so proud." Lee said with stars in his eyes.
"I'm Sure he would be Lee." Sakura said scooting away from him.
"Ok go!" Sasuke said to Gaara, as the red head walked out of the shadows and tapped Naruto on the shoulder.
"Huh?" Naruto asked as he was currently straddling the giant condom and beating the shit out of it.
"Oh my! Naruto-kun!" Hinata gasped and fainted.
"Oh yeah."
"Damn you Cool aid man!" Sakura yelled he fist pumped in the air as the giant red glass of liquid crashed through the wall behind Naruto and Gaara.
"I have nightmares from that man." both Itachi and Sasuke said at the same time.
"Sad." Sakura said sweat droppoing.
"What the fuck is going on out here!" the manager of the store yelled coming outside with a shot gun.
Now to anyone that would not understand the situation it might look like, a red head killer standing next to a giant condom person, who looked like they were getting raped by a blonde fox kid, and then there was the weird cool aid man behind them all.
"I don't want to know." with that the manager walked back inside.
"Lets get this over with." Gaara said as he crashed his lips onto Narutos.
"Oh god, he is actually doing it!" Sakura said to Sasuke, who was crouched down next to her.
"Sad. Hey it looks like its gonna be a three sum with the cool aid man. Oh GOD he has Carol in his arms and now HES RIPPING HIM IN HALF!" Sasuke yelled pointing to the giant pitcher of cool aid.
"No Mr Cool Aid Man! Hes not a real condom! Its just a costum, please wa- never mind." Sakura said after the condom person was ripped in half.
"GAH! No I don't want a fucking three way with you! You crazy instant flavored drink!" Naruto yelled as he ran away with Gaara on his heels.
"Ok, that was the weirdest and most funny thing I have ever seen." Sakura said with a straight face.
Sasuke looked at her and said "I cant believe you sad that with a straight face."
Out of nowhere "Believe it!"
"Ok... I think its time to go home now..." Sakura said as she grabbed the collars of Sasuke and Itachi, who grabbed Kakashi who was really confused.
"Tenten, I'll leave the others for you to get." with that Sakura jumped over the bush and ran back home dragging three men.
"Ok boys! Lets go!"Tenten yelled, and grabbed Sai and Neji, who were strangely quiet the whole time. "Lee you get Hinata." and then she disappeared.
"And if you touch her chest I'll kill you in 12 different ways!" Neji yelled.
"But you only need to kill him once." Sai said as he was drug through a thorn bush, no change in face expression.
"Yes but 11 of those ways are demeaning." Neji said.
"And they would be?" Sai asked.
"1) I cut his balls off with a rusty knife, 2) I shove a water bottle up his ass filled with termites. 3) I dress him up in Sasukes cloths and send him into the Sasuke fan club. 4) I tie him to a post in front of the sasunaru fan club with him wearing a fox outfit."
"Why would that be bad?"
"Because he would get stuck in the ass cause in those things Naruto is always Uke. And Naruto is a fox demon, and they think thats sexy"
"But it is sexy, anyway go on."
"5) I give him to Orochimaru and let him use his imagination , 6) I tell him that Santa isn't real then give him a gun. 7) I remove his appendix through his ass 8) I jab him in the balls with a broom handle. 9) I lock him in the little space above the coat rack closet in the school 10) I push him down a flight of stairs will he's wearing Itachis chicken outfit. And 11) I tell Sasuke that he molested her while he was with Orochimaru."
"Wait didn't you say 12 different ways?" Tenten asked joining the conversation.
"Yes, the 13 would be I cut off his head by tying it to a truck and then his feet to another truck and then have them go in different directions." Neji said folding his arms as he was thrown into a tree.
"Thats visual." Sai said wincing.
"Oh my god! Facial expressions!" Tenten yelled and then ran off.
Back at Home.
"Ok, now wheres Naruto?" Sakura said sitting down on the couch.
"Right here!" Naruto said brining in a half naked Gaara.
"Gaara?" Temari asked softly.
"Don't ask. and yes, I was seme." he said proudly.
Sasuke just looked at Naruto and shook his head.
"Whaaat?" Naruto asked as he plopped down next to Sakura.
"Anyway. Naruto give that crap to whoever." Sakura said waving her hand.
And all was passed out. "Now where are the icebreakers?" Naruto pulled them out of his boxers and held them out to her.
"Ew! No! Now swallow all of them." she said with an evil glint in her eye.
"I hate you!" Naruto jumping up to run, but was football tackled by Sai Itachi and Sasuke.
"Ahh! Its like a family reunion, except it's a killer, a brooding boy, and a kid thats not even related to them." Lee said and clasped his hands together.
"Eat it!" Sakura said jumping him and straddling his waist.
"No!" Naruto said as the small round burning objects were shoved in his mouth.
-Pause-
-Pause-
"Nothing." Neji said sighing.
"Hey, these are go- SHIIIITTT!" Naruto yelled as he ran around the room like a chicken with his head cut off.
"HAHAHAHA!" everyone laughed as he ran into a wall in his attempt to breath.
OK, I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHERE MY PLOT IS GOING, AND FRANKLY I DON'T CARE IF MY SPELLING OR GRAMMAR WAS OFF IN THIS STORY. CAUSE IM DONE WITH IT, AND I DIDN'T EVEN CHECK THIS SO ITS ALL RAW. SO KEEP YOU FLAMES AND SPELLING CRAP TO YOUR SELF.