A/N: This first chapter is a note between James and Sirius.

This is James

This is Sirius

Enjoy…

Prologue- History of Magic

Did you see that?!?!

Did I see what?

She just completely ignored me!

Hate to break it to you James but she ALWAYS ignores you… Except from when she's yelling at you.

Seriously though Pads I'm beginning to think she doesn't like me.

No! (That was sarcastic, just in case you didn't pick that up from the eye rolling.)

Thanks Sirius. Way to be a supportive friend. I'm really depressed right now and you just take the piss. That's great, just charming…

I'm sorry, I was rude. I'm sure Lily doesn't hate you. She merely acts like she would rather stick a spade through her head than talk to you due to a highly complex mental condition she has and she is really deeply in love with you.

Stop being an arse and help me with my crisis!

If you're just going to moan I will talk to Moony instead.

No you won't, he's busy listening and taking notes and… all that other smart stuff he does. You better not distract him, I need those notes for my homework.

Fine, I will talk to Wormtail.

Good luck, he's been snoring and drooling for the last half hour.

Then I will do that listening thing that Moony does.

Yeah right.

Ok, ok. I have decided to help you with your crisis. I will be, wait for it… your S.S.A.O.R.A.O.T.Y.S.A.

Could you shorten that down and tell me what the hell a… one of those is.

It's a Stunningly Sexy Adviser On Relationships And Other Things You Suck At.

I don't suck at relationships!

Er, yes you do.

Well what makes you such an expert?

I, my dear Prongs, have gone out with practically every girl in the school so am very qualified to teach you how to get someone to go out with you. But of course, if you don't want my help…

No! Please help me!

Oh alright then. Training will begin tomorrow. Bring some tweezers.

Tweezers?!

Only joking. You don't need to bring tweezers. You can use mine.

oxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

A/N: And… Review!