Truth or Dare: Naruto Style!

By: fanmangawriter95

Chapter 11: It's A Wonderful Life

(A/N: Hey. Chapter 11 here. Enjoy it.)

Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine. You fangirls can have him.

After Bunta was unsummoned, we met our heroes once again in the Konoha park.

"Er, we're not really heroes," said Choji. "In fact, we've been at war with four other nations, and we've probably destroyed millions of…"

Tsunade and Anko, who had just come back along with all the other girls, whacked Choji on the head. He fell unconscious.

"Oh, Choji! You and your silly imagination! No need to blurt out nonsense, especially to our peace-loving villagers! UNDERSTAND?" they said.

"…"

"Politics," muttered Gaara.

"Anyway, it was my turn!" said Lee. "Um…Ino! Truth or dare!"

"Oh…dare?"

Lee bent over and whispered something in her ear.

"Okay, I can do that!" shouted Ino. "Mind Transfer Jutsu!"

Sakura suddenly jerked back, and bent her head down as though asleep. Ino fell unconscious. After a small silence, Sakura looked up and smiled at Lee.

"Oh, Lee!" she cried. "You're sooooo handsome!"

"Hummuna hummuna hummuna hummuna hummuna…" stammered everyone.

"I am glad you think so!" chuckled Lee. "Would you like to be my girlfriend?"

"Why of course…I…WOULDN'T DARE!" screamed Sakura.

"Huh?" shouted Lee.

Meanwhile, in Sakura's head…

"GET OUT OF MY HEAD!" screamed Inner Sakura.

"Oh, be quiet! This is a dare, so I have to do it! Besides, if I succeed Sasuke will BE ALL MINE!" chortled Ino. (A/N: There's some new vocabulary for ya.)

"I…SAID…GET OUT!" roared Inner Sakura.

Back outside…

"What's she doing?" asked Naruto, as everyone watched Sakura furiously doing push-ups on the ground.

"Read what the author said," answered Shikamaru.

Back to Sakura's head…

It was the year 23XX.

At this time, no one was safe. The Great Ino-galactic Robot had invaded the once peaceful land of Inner Sakura's Head, and had nearly destroyed everything. However, there was one, hidden shard of light within the darkness that would decide the future of Inner Sakura's Head, and perhaps the world…

"Muah ha ha ha!" laughed The Great Ino-galactic Robot evilly. "Is there no one who can stop me?"

In an instant, a glowing figure rose in front of The Great Ino-galactic Robot. It was none other than Super Sakuratron!

"Ino-galactic Robot! Today you will be defeated!" bellowed Super Sakuratron.

"Aghast! It's Super Sakuratron! Arrgh, I will be sure to defeat you first!" shouted The Great Ino-galactic Robot.

The two robots pulled out mechanical swords and began to fight with all their might. Who will win this incredibly decisive and powerful battle?

5 hours later, outside of Sakura's head…

"Seriously, what the heck is going on in there?" said Ten-Ten impatiently.

Suddenly, Ino sprang back to life. Sakura stopped chasing squirrels and fell on her knees.

"Ah! Ino!" cried Hinata. "Are you alright?"

Ino began to cry. "Ooo…"

"Huh? What's wrong, Ino?" questioned Temari.

"While I was in Sakura's head, I saw her memories and thoughts…" sobbed Ino. "I'm so sorry, Sakura! I didn't know that goldfish can't eat hamburgers!"

Sakura heard this, and then began to cry too. "It's okay, Ino! It wasn't your fault!"

"Sakura!"

"Ino!"

"Sakura!"

"Ino!"

"Sakura-chan!"

"Lee!"

"SAKURA-CHAN!"

"SHAANARO!"

Sakura punched Lee, causing him to fly into the sky and disappear. A star shined and then vanished.

"That's for that dare!" growled Sakura.

"Sniff…Shikamaru…truth or dare," said Ino.

"Hmm…truth."

"How did you get to become such a genius?"

"Yeah, Shikamaru," said Kiba. "Your intelligence is really—"

"I cheat."

Silence.

"What…what did you say?" uttered Kankuro.

"I said I cheat. To be honest (and I have to anyway), my earrings communication device that links to a secret room. There my servant looks up information with a computer and tells me how to get through problems."

"Um…can we see?" asked Naruto.

"Sure, why not."

And so, everyone walked to Shikamaru's house. When they got there, Shikamaru led everyone down into his basement. There, Shikamaru went to a door and unlocked it.

"Here goes."

Shikamaru opened the door. Inside was a large computer, set with several monitors, and a small elf sitting on a tall chair and drinking eggnog.

"Welcome back, boss," said the elf.

Everyone was speechless.

"Where on earth did you get an elf?" asked Choji, who had woken up earlier.

"Oh, him? You know how we're friends with deer or something? Two years ago, I gave one of our deer to Santa Claus. In exchange he gave me this elf."

"SANTA CLAUS EXISTS?" screamed Naruto in joy.

"But, Shikamaru—so you're not smart at all?" inquired Sakura.

"Of course not. I've always been asleep in class—what did you expect?"

"SANTA CLAUS EXISTS?" screamed Naruto in joy.

"That…you were a genius in your own right?"

"Nope, that's all wrong. Try to ask me a question; I won't ask the elf for help."

"SANTA CLAUS EXISTS?" screamed Naruto in joy.

"Um…what's 5+7?"

"5+7."

"T-that's obvious, but—"

"SANTA CLAUS EXI—"

"ENOUGH!" roared the elf. He threw magic dust in Naruto's face. Naruto instantly fell asleep. Then he turned to Sakura.

"Look, girlie, in truth the boss is pretty clever, but he's too lazy to study the important stuff. That's where I come in," said the elf. "By the way, my name's—"

"Okay! I get it," stated Sakura.

"I must say, this room is impressive," remarked Shino.

"Ha, ha, thanks a lot," said the elf. "By the way, my name's—"

"Ooh, what does this button do?" asked Ino curiously.

"Umm, don't touch that. And also, my name—"

"Wow! Look at all these monitors!" cried Kiba. "Hey, you write Fanfics?"

"Errm, I think we should do introductions fir—"

"Is this your story? 'Love Conquers All: The Romance of Kakashi and—'"

"GET OUT OF HERE!" screamed the elf.

The elf shoved everyone out of the room, and then shut the door.

"Aw, we didn't even get his name," said Ten-Ten.

"I know what it is. It's…" began Shikamaru. "Actually, I'm too lazy to remember."

Everyone laughed and went back to the park.

"Okay…now who should I ask?" stated Shikamaru. "Ah, believe it or not, there is someone who I've wanted to talk to…"

"Really? Who?" asked Hinata.

Shikamaru pointed up.

"fanmangawriter95."

Now, I know what you're thinking. The author is including herself? She should leave the characters to themselves! But I believe that Shikamaru would want to ask me something, and I will make this interesting.

"Um…truth."

"Why do you write Fanfiction?"

"Hmm…well, I want to express my knowledge and love of manga, and one of my favorites is Naruto, so—"

"BORING!" yelled Naruto, who had just woken up. "I can write better than you!"

Naruto grabbed a pen and paper and began to scribble. Because he was the main character, the environment around him became distorted.

"Stop!" I shouted. "You're beeennndddiiinnnggg rreeeeaaaaaallliiitttttyyyy…"

Narutos Supah Awsome Legndary Tail!

My name is Uzumaki Naruto! Arond the vilage, I am a grat hero!

1 day, their was an asalt on Konoha Vilage! Oh no!

"Ha ha ha!" laffed a vilain, Orochmaru! "Konoha Vilage is mine!"

"Oh no u dont!" yeled a hero. "I wil stop u!"

"Corses! It's the legndary Uzumaki Naruto!" cryed Orochmaru.

"Cake this! Rasengun!" yeled the hero.

"Noooo! Iv ben defeted!" yeled Orochmaru.

The vilage haz ben safed! Yay!

"Thanx Naruto!" sad Sakura. "Your my hero!"

Then she gav im a big kis!

"Naruto now ur Hokage," sad Granni Tsunade.

"Yay this is the bes day eva!" cryed Naruto.

"Make it stop!" screamed everyone.

To stop Naruto, I typed this: Naruto stopped writing and fell back to sleep. Everything went back to normal.

Everyone breathed with relief. That horrible experience was now over.

"Hey, maybe I could write something, since I'm the author of 'Makeout Paradise,'" said Jiraya, smiling.

Everyone looked at Jiraya. Then they tied him up and put duct tape over his mouth.

Meanwhile…

The elf lay unconscious on his keyboard. A dark figure loomed in the room, holding the elf's bag of magic dust.

"Ha ha ha...prepare yourself…Naruto!"

(A/N: That should do it for Chapter 11. See you around!)

Fin