Yay! More What is (meant if) (everyone makes mistakes, and you should know I make a lot-no spell check on computer)

Last time I said I was gonna make the chapters shorter, the one before this was actually longer I think. But this one is shorter. So if you want longer chapters, just let me know.
This suggestion comes from Bluemoon4Sphinx. (hope I spelled that right) Anyways, on with the disclaimer! (ha!)

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts' characters, okay? Okay.

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As Zexion made sure Vexen was calming down in his room, the other Organization members made sure Roxas satisified his sea-salt ice cream cravings. On the other hand, Luxord was making bets on who would the next question would be about.

"Umm...I say 100 it's gonna be about Marluxia!" Demyx said, slapping his munny on the table.

"Nah, I think it's Fangface's turn, and I put my 380 down, got it memorized?" Axel said, placing his down and jumping back from a growling Saix.

"Oh, is that so Axel?" Saix added, moving towards the red head and summoning his claymore.

"Hey, what's with the violence? Just make a simple bet on who you think is next, that's all!" Luxord replied, counting the munny and keeping track of all the bet placements. He laughed, "Larxene? Don't wanna get in on it?"

She scowled at him, "No, I don't even know why they are betting. We all know you're gonna win, you always do. So none for me." she finished, grabbing a random magazine from the table and flipped through it.

"She does have a point ya know," Roxas added, trying to take back his munny but Luxord wouldn't let him. "Hey, come on, why not? Well can I at least change my bet to whatever you're betting on?"

"No Roxas, you should know me by now. And just to shut you all up, I bet it'll be me next," the Britain said adding his own munny to the pile, "just to be fair."

Just as everyone else entered their bets, Zexion returned, holding his cloak a little tighter around him. "I swear, I don't see how he can stand those temperatures...What is going on?" he asked, seeing Luxord hiding the pile of munny hastily. "Nevermind, look. Vexen put me in charge of testing his machine until he returns, so who's next?"

Larxene not waiting for Zexion to finish, grabbed the microphone and spoke into it. "Is it still on? What if...Oh forget it, this is stupid!" she yelled, tossing the mic behind her. Lexaeus caught it, not wanting it to fall and possibly damage.

"What is it Larxene? What did you want to ask?" Zexion asked her, but she didn't reply. He paid her no mind as he took the mic from Lexaeus. "Fine, I'll say something. What if our own Gambler of Fate actually lose at his own game?" he replied clearly into the head, ignoring the rest of the Organization's groans as Luxord placed the munny in his pockets.

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(In the world of What If...)

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The screen displays flashing lights, colorful screens, scantly clad strippers and druken gamblers. One of the largest casinos in The World that Never Was, The Night Life, was also Luxord's hot spot. He was currently playing a game of blackjack with some of the best players ever heard of, and he had a full blown 21 in his hand. Slapping the cards on the table, his eyes light up with an amount of joy comparable to the munny he just raked in. Feeling confident, he set off for a new challenge, eyeing the dealer at the poker table. Pockets full of chips, he decided to play a couple of hands before he left for Castle Oblivion. He wasn't even supposed to be in the casino, actually supposed to be completing a mission. But good times were a plenty and he felt lucky, as he always did. So lucky in fact that he decided to double the Organization's profits, actually emptying the entire account and taking it with him. So far so good, he thought he could finish his rounds in one fell swoop on the poker table.

"Come on, Lady Luck is callin' me over here!"

A couple of hands, ten grand, and a flurry of drinks had The Gambler of Fate giddy and light-headed. He looked at the cards and he kept his face straight, but in his mind he was grinning. Four aces, yes! Nothing beats four aces, I got this in the bag. He shoved all his chips and munny on the table. "All in," he said slyly, looking at the other players. There was a ample amount of murmurs about, but then silence as Luxord showed the four aces in his hand. "Ha! Four aces my friends! Sorry to say, but looks like I win!" the blonde said proudly, attempting to capture his spoiles, but a player stopped him.

"Sorry, but you haven't won." the hooded player replied, picking up his cards and revealing a royal flush. "Nothing beats aces except a royal flush, so I belive I win."

Luxord's face just as fast as it lifted. He sat back in his seat in awe, not believing that he, The Gambler of Fate, the Undefeated, just lost. He wouldn't believe it. "Hey wait a minute! Just who are you anyway?!" he shouted over the table, standing up to get a better look. Maybe he was another one of those jealous cheaters that tried to get me to lose...I can recognize them anywhere...

The hooded player laughed, looking up to Luxord. He lifted his hood to reveal silver hair. "Oh, I'm sure you recognize me," he said with a smirk, standing up himself to be face to face with the Gambler.

Luxord's eyes grew with fear. "S-S-Sephiroth?! W-wha...what are you doing here?!" he stuttered, backing away from the table. How in the hell I was supposed to know that was Sephiroth?! Oh man...

"Just beating some of the saps here for a little pocketchange, is all. And thanks Luxord, looks like you filled my pockets to the maximum." he said, taking the munny and laughing as he left the casino. Luxord still couldn't believe it. He stood there in disbelief for a while, even after the other people left. Just how could he lose?

"All that munny I could've won...Gone... ... ...munny...Oh shit." the British blonde just remembered that he went all in,including the Organization's entire account.

I'm screwed...

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"Knock knock, hey Lux," Axel rapped on No. X's door, grinning. "Come on, you said if I beat you in a game of Magic: The Gathering, I can get that Havoc Demon off your hands!"

"Lux? Hey you in there?" Axel decided to just walk in only to be pulled in by Luxord. "Yo! What the-What's up with you?"

Luxord was frantic, not to mention a little disheveled. He grabbed Axel bu the shoulders, "Look, you have to keep this a secret. And if I tell you, you have to help me," he said, voice a little shaky, "I mean seriously Axel. You. Have. To. HELP! ME!"

"Uhh...okay. I got it memorized. So, what's the problem?"

The Gambler of Fate let the red head go, sighed andmumbled. "I lost a poker game."

Axel laughed. "Can't quite hear you Lux."

He glared at Axel. "I lost a poker game." he said louder.

Axel blinked, then burst out laughing. "Ha ha, YOU? Lost? About time! Ha ha!"

"And the entire Organization's munny account savings."

At this he stopped. "You WHAT?! Mansex is gonna kick your ass! Turn you into a Dusk! A Creeper even! Hell probably a White Mushroom! You're dead Luxord! Oh my GOD how did you do that! Wait, ALL of the munny?! That means my munny too you jackass! Luxord you better pay up or else"-

"Axel shut up!" Luxord yelled, making sure no one heard Axel's outburst. "Don't you think I know that? And you just said that you'd help me too, so shut up and get over it."

"Man forget it. Losin' MY munny means losin' MY help. And I expect MY munny first!"(trinity!) he yelled before teleporting out the room.

"Wait Axel! Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit." he muttered, flopping on the bed. "As long as he doesn't tell"-

"No. X." Xemnas said, teleporting ino the room with Axel. "What is this I hear about you losing a poker game?" He stated, Axel grinning behind him. Luxord stared at the two.

"I...uh...well sir I... ... ...did lose. But I can get it back! I promise! I didn't try to lose all our munny sir, I didn't know Sephiroth had a royal flush!" Luxord confessed to his Superior, but stopped when he saw the Superior's confused face. "Axel...didn't tell you that part, did he?"

Xemnas' confusement quickily turned into rage. "You do know the consequences of this. I expect very cent returned in two weeks, is that clear?"

"But sir"-

"This is final." Xemnas said in a furiously angered voice. "oh, and Luxord..."

"Yes sir? No...no please!"

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"Hey Luxord! Nice legs!" Axel yelled, whooping up at The Gambler of Fate, who was at a stripper pole dancing in nothing but a man thong. His face was covered in hooker make up, and he had a miserable look about him. The blush on his face darkened when he felt some guy's hand smack his butt.

Why me...Damn Sephiroth...he thought, noticing out of the corner of his eye the familiar silver haired monster. Sephiroth just waved.

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"Ha! Luxord actually looks good in a thong, don't ya think?!" Axel laughing so hard he fell off the couch. Luxord was fuming, getting even more mad when he heard Marluxia's comment.

No. X, come to think of it, with a silver halter top and a metallic pink miniskirt, you could rival Sugarlips!"

"Man who the hell is Sugarlips?!" Luxord yelled, jumping back from Marluxia.

"Oh, he's one of the best male strippers, never heard of 'em? Oh, his legs can go for miles, I swear! And his smile..."

I don't even care anymore...

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Sorry if this isn't up to par, wanted to squeeze this out before summer vacation, something to read while I take my three-month leave. Keep sending the suggestions though, at least I can see and reply back on weekends during the summer!

Thanks for the reviews guys, and review please!

(looks around)... ... ...(trinity!)