RAINBOW.LOVE: Hey everyone! I have a guest today!
This is Ke-
Emolovemustbegreat: Hey I'm Kelsey!
RAINBOW.LOVE: Thanks Kelsey... glares
Emolovemustbegreat: You are very welcome! Pocky? offers pocky
RAINBOW.LOVE: That's my pocky! How did you get into my pocky vault!?
How'd you know the code?!
Emolovemustbegreat: I guessed. And of course it was Itachi's birthday!
lets out an exaggerated sigh
RAINBOW.LOVE: Stabs Kelsey with a shuriken On with the story!
Emolovemustbegreat: bleeding...dieing...dead
A/N: This chapter is a little more serious, don't worry, more funny things will happen later! I just have to have a few more serious chapters or else there wouldn't be conflict, therefore no plot:P Please don't kill me! cowers in fear Please read and review!
Author: RAINBOW.LOVE
Rating: M
Warning: Rape, YAOI, Yuri, Lemons, Violence, adult themes, coarse language, OOCness, Possible Mpreg, etc.
Pairings: NaruSai, NaruSasu, Possibly Itasasu, itasai, itanaru, SakuIno, KibaHina, and more:D
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did Sakura would die, Sai would be with either Sasuke or Naruto, and I would know the Fourth's last name!!! D:
Here is how it works...
"Talking"
'Thinking'
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Naruto slowly awoke, stretching his arms above his head. He realized the air on the outside of the bed was a lot colder than that between him and Sai so he pulled his arms back under the blankets and scooted closer to Sai, resting his face in Sai's back. Sai flipped over and looked at the surprised blonde with a blank face. "Umm...hi Sai...good morning..." Naruto muttered, flushing with embarassment. "Morning 'Sunshine'." Sai smiled "Thanks for coming over last night...Do you have to call me that?" Sai just smiled and pulled Naruto into a tight embrace. It was then Naruto realized Sai had run over, at about 1:00 in the morning, in his boxers. Naruto blushed furiously and tried to think of other things. 'Why would I be embarassed? Why am I being so self concious? Who cares? Its just Sai!' Naruto thought to himself.
Soon Naruto was hungry and wriggled free of Sai's arms. Sai made a small noise of displeasure and looked at Naruto who was now standing at the bedside. "What do you want for breakfast?" Naruto sighed, crossing his arms over his chest and looking Sai in the eyes. "Umm...pancakes?" Sai asked, looking somewhat confuzed and concerned. Naruto headed down the hall and worked his way to the kitchen. After Naruto was finished Sai seated himself at the bar counter and rested his head on his laced-together hands.
"Naruto..."
"Yes?"
"Do you have a pair of clothes for me to wear?"
Naruto thought about it a moment then set a stack if warm, buttermilk pancakes, syrup, butter and a knife and fork, infront of Sai. "I'll look after we eat." Naruto chirped, sitting down next to Sai, stealing some of his pancakes, and placing them onto his plate. Sai cut up his pancakes and started eating as he watched Naruto as he pured massive ammounts of syrup on his now buttered pancakes, and inhaling them. Sai chuckled lightly and finished eating as Naruto finished washing his plate. Naruto reached out to take Sai's empty plate as Sai moved it out of Naruto's range and shot him a glance. "I'll wash, you look for clothes."
Naruto sighed and headed towards his bedroom. He wasn't sure if he had any clothing that would fit Sai. He walked over to his closet and started rummaging through the clothes that hung from the hangers and then the clothes that were piled on the floor of the closet. Soon he found a tight black wifebeater, he pulled it to himselfand nodded his approval, he figured it would fit Sai. Naruto threw the shirt onto his bed and returned to his rummaging. He found a pair of tight black jeans, a pair of black pinstripe converse, and a black and white checkered belt. Naruto was surprised to find these clothes in here, he expected everything was orange since he only wore that color. He grabbed a pair of ankle-length black socks and a pair of black boxers from his dresser drawer and gathered everything into the bathroom. Naruto set everything onto the granite counter-top and headed out of the bathroom. He entered his room and stared at Sai who was sitting on the edge of Naruto's bed in his grey boxers. He admired his lean body, defined muscles, and the softness that seemed to radiate from him.
"Your clothes are in the bathroom. Take a shower and get dressed." Naruto instructed, pointing a finger in the direction of the bathroom. Sai got up off of the bed and gave Naruto a hug on his way to the shower. As soon as Naruto heard the bathroom door close he threw himself on his bed and sighed. 'Why does he need to be so socialy retarted? Doesn't he get that its "wrong" to act that way towards another boy? And a teamate?'
The moment Naruto started feeling sleep creap its way into his mind he was startled out of it by a warm, steamy grasp on his shoulder. Naruto jumped alittle and turned his head to look up at the culprit. Sai smiled and layed down next to the blonde. Naruto relaxed as the heat that radiated from the raven haired boy was sucked up by his body, making his muscles warm and relaxed.
"Hey Naruto?"
"Yeah?"
"We don't have to train today correct?"
"Hai."
"Would you go to the fair with me? Like a date?" Sai smiled, he had
read in a book once that a lot of people extremely enjoyed fairs, and
that they usualy woukd go on "dates" to them.
"A d-date?"
"Yep."
"Umm...Sai...dates are usualy between a guy and a girl..."
"So? Keyword, USUALY."
"There's a fair going on?" Naruto asked, attempting to change the
subject.
"Hai, in a neighboring village."
"Ok..." Naruto sighed, rolling on his side to look at Sai.
Sai followed suit and also turned to look into Naruto's Cerulean eyes. "So...What are you going to wear?" Sai asked slyly. Naruto realized he was still in his boxers and turned a bright red. "I'll find something..." Naruto mumbled, hopping over Sai and off of the bed and walking over to the closet. Sai watched as Naruto threw clothes all around the room with grunts of dissaproval. Soon he found an outfit that satisfied his tastes, and went to the bathroom to change. Sai got up off the bed as Naruto came out of the bathroom. He was weraing a white, tight, t-shirt with the spectrum of neon colors splattered on it here and there and the Konoha symbol in the middle. He wore tight, skinny-leg, blue jeans, and a pair of white addidas. Sai was surprised Naruto had an outfit that wasn't orange, none-the-less two.
"Ready?" He asked.
"Yeah..." Sai mumbled, Naruto was looking really good...
On the way they stopped by Sai's house to get his money and continued on their way. They traveled through the dense forest and tried to avoid the sun as much as possible. As the sun was high in the sky they made it to a lively village bustling with people. They slowley made their way down the street, playing ames, buying souviniers, and chatting with the locals who kept asking if they were a couple. Sai would answer yes, thinking, 'A couple is two things, so yes, me and Naruto ARE a couple. Why do they keep asking? Isn't it easy to see?'. Then Naruto would say no and Sai would get confused.
Soon Sai heard Naruto's stomach demanding food so they headed to the part of the fair were food was sold. Naruto ordered 5 bowls of miso ramen and Sai ordered some fries and a chocolate shake. They sat down at a large wooden bench in a large field filled with people at other benches.
"Thanks Sai!" Naruto chirped between mouthfulls of ramen.
"Its no problem 'Sunshine'" Sai smiled.
"Quit with that!" Naruto blushed, almost choking on ramen.
"Why? It's cute, non-insaulting, and it fits you. It's perfect."
"Not many people like the idea of two guys being a couple and your
giving them that idea!"
"So? Like I said, I don't care what those kind of people think."
Naruto sat silently finishing his 5th bowl of ramen. Naruto finished and both him and Sai got up and started heading in the direction of their village. They glided through the forest quietly and swiftly, not making a single sound or making a single branch snap.
Suddenly Sai whipped around and tckled Naruto to the ground, clamping a hand on his mouth as they hit the hard ground. "Mmf! Mflgrfftme!" Naruto's yelling was muffled by Sai's hand. Naruto suddenlt noticed 3 kunai had silently lodged themselves into the tree branch he had been on. "We have been followed since we were at the fair." Sai whispered into Naruto's ear as he laid ontop of him. Naruto felt a tingle run down his spine as he felt the warm breath on his neck and Sai's weight on his thighs. "Mask your chakra!" Sai hissed. Naruto nodded and did as he was told. Soon they could hear the slight movement of branches as the enemy neared them. Sai got off of Naruto and pulled out a scroll, a bottle of ink, and a paintbrush. Naruto watched as Sai quickly and smoothly ran the brush across the scroll, resulting in a picture of mice. "Ninpou Giga!" he recited quietly, making the correct handsigns and creating about 30 mice. They moved quickly in the direction of the aproaching enemy and dissapeared into the dense foliage. Sai closed his eyes and crouched down on the dark green leaves and pine needles that coated the forest floor. "They're about a half a mile away, they had sent a shadow clone to attack but its gone." Naruto nodded in understanding and Sai released his jutsu. They got up and headed for the nearest clearing quickly. It was a good thing they were close to Konoha now and new the territory.
They made it there swiftly and turned around to face their persuers. Shortly after two people stepped out of the cover of the trees. One man had black hair, pulled back into a ponytail. He had weird markings that looked to be wrinkles under each blood red eye. The other man had blue skin, he had small black eyes and what looked to be gills. And on top of that blue hair. In all, he looked like a shark. "Naruto-kun..." The black-haired man smirked from behind the black cloak with red clouds that they both wore. "Itachi." Naruto growled. 'We can't fight them alone! We'll die! We've got to retreat!' Sai worried internaly, keeping a calm exterior.
"You'll be coming with us now Naruto-kun." Itachi spoke smoothly.
"Like hell I will!" Naruto yelled, red chakra slowley seething out of him and forming a tail and ears.
"No Naruto!" Sai shouted, grabbing Naruto and turning to run as he was cut off by Itachi.
"Where are you going?"
Sai made the mistake of looking Itachi in the words nobody ever wants to hear, "mangekyou sharingan..." Time seemed to stop and the world around him started to fluctuate as it turned black and red. Everything grew darker and Sai felt unable to move. He looked up to find clasps on his wrists and ankles holding him to a giant cross. "It was foolish to interfere with us getting Naruto-kun." Itachi smirked, causing Sai to snap his head around and glare at him. "Leave Naruto alone!" Sai shouted, earning a stab in the thigh from the katana Itachi held in his hand. Sai screamed out in pain, fueling Itachi and earning him more stabs in the arms, legs, stomach, and right shoulder. 72 hours of pure hell passed and Sai was release from the jutsu.
Naruto gasped as Sai fell onto his side on the ground, gasping for air desperatly.
"What did you do?!" Naruto screamed at the stoic Itachi.
"He interfered." Itachi answered cooly, glancing down at the gasping Sai.
"Run!" Sai gasped, grabbing Naruto's ankle.
"I won't leave you!"
Sai slowley stood and glared over at Naruto, still fighting for air.
"GO." He pleaded.
Naruto looked back and forth between Itachi and Sai. After a moments contemplation Naruto nodded and dashed off and Sai stopped Itachi from following. "Oh no he doesn't." Kisame laughed, running after Naruto. As soon as he reached the edge of the clearing he was grabbed by the arms by two giant monster-like wolves made of an ink-like substance. Kisame glared over at Sai who was on the ground with a paintbrush and scroll intfront of him. "Its ok kisame. I think the boss will be pleases enough with this one." Itachi sneered. Sai turned his attention quickly to Itachi as a strong arm collided with the side of his head, sending him skidding across the clearing where he hit against a tree and passed out.
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1 I own a pair of pinstripe converse:D I drew rainbows on the canvas
and I have rainbow shoelaces!
2 Is that right? Ninpou giga?
RAINBOW.LOVE: Well there is chapter 3!
Emolovemustbegreat: Thanks Tsunade for bringing me back to life!
RAINBOW.LOVE: Which makes you... A ZOMBIE!
Emolovemustbegreat: Cool!
RAINBOW.LOVE: Lucky... All well!
Emolovemustbegreat: Who are you going to have as a guest next time?
RAINBOW.LOVE: hmm... I have someone in mind...
Emolovemustbegreat: hmm... Sounds fair.. BRAINS!!! Attacks
RAINBOW.LOVE
RAINBOW.LOVE: gaaaahhh!!! Review please!
A/N: Please review and let me know what you think of this chapter. I'm
always open to suggestioons for the next chapter! Reviews make me
happy!