Summary: Are you blonde? Do you have ember eyes? Are you running away from your own wedding? Meet Cagalli Yula Athha…well soon to be Cagalli Yula Zala if she doesn't do anything asap!
Chapter Four
AkA: Strange dreams. Strange visitors. Just damn STRANGE!
Another Title: Why doesn't ANYTHING goes as plan! –Princess of the Hot-headed people
BTW: mature theme going on. please Note: YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!
Thanks: This is for all the people who reviewed. Thanks for the support! This one's for you guys! (it's truly the only reason why I even continue to write.)
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Stolen Bride Magazine
Issue 3: The Unfortunate End
Sadly The Stolen Bride Magazine has ran out of funding money and had to shut down. How sad eh? We're being taken over by MayTheNerdsBeWithU, a magazine where all they talk about is video games!
Disclaimer: Can't think of anything witty. Let's just stick to the basic. Don't own, don't sue. don' t smile, be blue!
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You know hormones can do the weirdest things to you. First I run away from my totally lame-totally ugly husband, then, I get kidnapped –whooptiduda- by pirates none-other-than-less, found out the guy that kidnapped me was my husband, and like had a totally awesome dream about him and me and sex –not that I'd ever admit it, of course.-
Still happily sated from her dream, Cagalli Yula Athha Zala –yes I do think that name has a good fit now, but being the stubborn me, not-going-to-admit-to-public- she went strutting down the halls. Thank goodness that Athrun pasted a map at the back of the note, or else she'd be lost again for the billionth time. First things first, the kitchen. Boy, I'm so hungry I could eat Athrun up, I mean a horse up…
Again when she was opening the door, it creaked noisily. Why doesn't anyone but some oil onto the door around here! It's so annoying!
She was then greeted by the worst sight ever; no it was not someone having sex.
"Hello my pretty." Purred a voice.
Looking around the room, Cagalli's eyes landed on a pink-Lacus-wanna-be. "What the heck?" Cagalli exclaimed.
"Why don't you look delicious today, want something to eat? I know I want to, and it's not food I'm talking about."
"Uh okay there." Cagalli said confusingly. "I think I'm not hungry, not anymore. I'll see you around then… I guess."
"But don't you want to come over here and sate my hunger?"Meer asked pouting. She then started to massage her boobies. "Come on, I know you want to give it a try." She said huskily.
"Yo what's your face, I'm STRAIGHT okay! ST-RAI-GHT! STRAIGHT! As in I DON'T LIKE GIRLS THAT WAY!!" Cagalli had enough of this shit, she pulled out her gun. –Yes she did get it back, how? Using the map Athrun gave her, she snuck into his room (uh again yes the door.was.locked but she simply did some picking) and took it back. Like really, what you expect by giving someone a MAP of the ship! Uh, Athrun, you are so foolish sometimes…- " Pointing the gun right dab in the middle of her forehead, Cagalli slowly explained to the girl the limits, the sky can only go so high. "Girly, why don't you just leisurely walk out the door, hands up in the air, with no sexist comment, walk out of my sight, and never, EVER try that stunt again with me… hmm on second thought you could just stay the hell away from Athrun too thank you very much. Please remember next time that I have great aim." Slightly moving the gun on an angle, Cagalli shot Meer. Lucky for that -as Cagalli would say it- "bitch", the shot intentionally only grazed her cheek's skin.
Gasping, Meer's hand shot up and cupped her cheek. "You filthy slut, what the hell was that for? You know that this will forever scar me right! Ahh!"
"Yo, looks who's talking a hole, and by the way you could just get another surgery session done, it's not that much compared to what you did to your face. Ahem..." Cagalli started to crack up.
"Oh you're laughing now you blond bitch but you'll pay." snared Meer as she angrily stalked out of the room.
"Why thank you, I am female." retorted Cagalli. With a sign, she then went in search for something to eat. Opening the fridge Cagalli yet again founding something displeasing… "Why the hell isn't anyone on this ship identified?! Like really though, whip cream… and lots of it! Nooo, there has to be something else that these people eat around here." But just then Cagalli had a wicked thought about him…and…her…and…whip cream…and a lot of licking… Blushing she decided to just go on deck and see what was there that Athrun had to see to. "I guess I'm skipping breakfast again…"
Wandering aboard, Cagalli's eyes first landed on a crowd of people…ahem and them secondly on "someone" beautiful butt. God, is it nice or what?
Like he could feel her stair… ahem… and presence, Athrun got up from the kneeling position and turned towards the blushing Cagalli. "Well good morning princess. I see you like your necklace." He greeted her with much affection. Athrun's hand expertly snaked around her waist and he bent down to kiss her lips. "I've wanted to do that all day actually." Athrun said with a smug look on his face.
"Uhh umm, yea I really like the necklace…" Cagalli started to blush some more. "What's going on up here?"
"Hmm, my men just found an over board. She looks like she's going to be okay but we have to take her to the doctors."
"Doesn't anyone recognize her?" Cagalli said worry aroused from her.
"Oddly no, the police reports don't match up and now we're deciding on what to do with her."
"Shouldn't we just wait till she wakes up and then decide. Get some identification first."
"Most likely…"
Cagalli started to walk up to the crowd. Pushing her way inside, she say a girl not older than 18, looking pail as ever.
The girl had red hair, around 160 and when she shot up from her slumber within 4 seconds later, light blue eyes.
TBC…
A.N: Okay so what do you think everyone? Ahah… I'm not making it easy for them… Cagalli you have competition. Well anyways, I didn't think it was that bad, please review and I'll update ASAP. More Asucaga next time, promise.
Btw, I just had to say this…
Happy Birthday Athrun!!
:D
(you're so hot, no questions about…)
Here's some fun facts about our favourite blue hair boy:
Fact #1: Athrun Zala always beats Yzak Jule in chess.
Fact #2: One of Athrun's favourite foods is meat stuffed cabbage.
Fact #3: Athrun was Kira's tutor
Fact #4: Athrun was top in class when he was 14
Fact # 5: If Cagalli's hair is blonde and Athrun's is blue their children's hair color would be green! oO Maybe he'll name him Nicol if it's a boy!
don't own, don't sue, don't get mad either… got these from SUIT CD
And to think about to… the last time I updated was on Cagalli's and Kira's B-day… LoL