Title: Letters Of Bad News From Home
Author: Pentagramy
Pairings: mentioned LeonxCloud and mentioned LeonxRinoa
Warnings: Yaoi mentions, and slight Rinoa-bashing.
Disclaimer: As much as I would love to lay claim to Kingdom Hearts, I don't have the papers. And I'm kinda scared of working with devils. (lawyers) So I don't own anything.
Note: Oneshot and sort of a crack fic.
Summary: Rinoa sends Leon a bad letter while he's away serving Radiant Gardens with Cloud. So what do they do? Oneshot. Yaoi mentions.
Letters Of Bad News From Home
Cloud and Leon were once deployed to protect Radiant Gardens. Well, numerous times, actually, but this is the only time we're talking about. They live just outside the city some miles, tented and forted. Everyday they'd wait, talk, eat, sleep, do drills, and wait again. It was terribly repeatable.
Leon had hopes of going home again and starting a family. Cloud was uncertain and mysterious. Rinoa, Leon's girlfriend, kept him from losing it. Cloud probably lost it but never had it so no one noticed… Yes, that was likely.
Anyway! While Leon was there he received a letter from his girlfriend, Rinoa. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two—though probably more—ultra hot guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. And, on top of that, she wanted the pictures of herself back.
So Leon Leonhardt did what any squared-away soldier would do. He went around to his "buddies" and collected all the unwanted photos of women, mostly men though, he could find. He smiled at his progress, Cloud tagging behind him like a lost wolf puppy.
Then Leon mailed about five pictures of women and fifty pictures of men, with clothes and without, none of his girlfriend, to his now ex with the following note: "I don't remember which one you are. Please keep your picture and send the rest back."
And, when he wrote to Aeris he put the norm then:
P.S. Note, what I sent Rinoa was Cloud's idea. He got it form Yuffie who got it from Sora that night Riku got him drunk.
And, when Cloud wrote to Yuffie he put the norm, again, then:
P.S. You're a mad genius! I got to give him so much sympathy sex! I don't even think Rinoa did it that many times with him!
Pent: Cloud should never be called "innocent". shudders