Sakura Panda-chan: And now, we welcome you back to Cooking wit-, I mean, Hell Under One Roof
Sakura Panda-chan: I feel so depressed after seeing that I have so little reviews… This creation of mine was added into a C2, but I saw the other stories and they have like a few hundred more reviews than me. -cries silently-
Meiling: Awww, Sakura Panda-chan, please don't cry. You know they love you, like we do!
The rest of the girls: Yeah, cheer up!
Syaoran: Pft, you're just being a sissy ass. You're pathetic, crying over some reviews. Who needs 'em, they suck just as much as you do, Jackie
Sakura Panda-chan -wipes tears away furiously-: Li Syaoran, you are just about to meet my best friend, my fist! How -punch- Can -punch- You -punch- Say -punch- That! -punches with full force-
Sakura: Please stop, Sakura Panda-chan… He was already hospitalized by you, and I don't think he'd want to go a second time!
Sakura Panda-chan: Hn… He got what he deserved, but since he IS your boyfriend, I'll let him go. But tell him that if he wants to live, NEVER diss the reviewers or reviews. Those people that already do review are the coolest, but I'm not saying that people that only read my story isn't cool…
-Sakura Panda-chan goes off to her emo corner and cries even more-
Eriol: Well, that was 'entertaining' to say the least. But people, do try to review more. She may not be the best writer, and is pretty much a newbie, but give her some encouragement. It's her only way out of her nightmare of a reality…
Tomoyo: Yeah, she isn't asking for 1000 reviews (yet) like the other older fanfiction writers, but it'd be nice. We also discussed with her that she'd try to write with more style because she thinks she's not up to her full capacity YET. So pardon the mistakes, and CCS doesn't belong to her.
Chiharu: Just a note, reviews will be answered at the end of this chapter. It will continue to be so unless you people actually see it change. Got it?
Italic stuff- thoughts
.:Someone's POV:.- Well this is rather self explanatory
oO Chapter 1 Oo- I think this is also self explanatory
xX Change of Scenery Xx- When the setting changes
"Blah Blah Blah"- Dialogue goes here
-action(s)- What the character does for example, -coughs- and so on…
Sakura, Tomoyo, Chiharu, Rika, Naoko, and Meiling: 20 yrs old
Syaoran, Eriol, Yamazaki, Terada, Haruyuki, and Ryu: 22 yrs old
Summary: Sakura and her 5 pals, Tomoyo, Meiling, Chiharu, Naoko, and Rika are engaged to six complete random strangers, who are Syaoran, Eriol, Ryu (OC), Yamazaki, Haruyuki (OC), and Terada (he's younger in this fic, k?). All of them had to live under one roof of one GIANT mansion until the pairs got married. All of them vowed that they would NEVER love their chosen 'lovers', but will they truly stay true to their promise? AU, and has magic!! SxS, ExT, MxR, CxY, NxH, and RxT
oO Chapter 9: The Revenge of the 'Fluffy Thing'Oo
This chapter is dedicated to heartofblades for her 'undying' support. Feel happy, unlike myself.
xX Dining Hall 7:30 am Xx
Tomoyo woke up abruptly, after having a strange dream concerning pudding, Kero, and Eriol. When she tried to move, she realized that something was keeping her from getting up. She turned her head to the right, only to find a lump of midnight blue hair below her sight. Smiling unconsciously, she stroked his hair, careful not to wake him up. After a while, she decided to go to the laundry to check whether the stuff was ready. She was stopped yet AGAIN since she was sidetracked by Eriol who pulled her closer to him in his sleep. Deciding that it won't hurt to stay with him a bit longer, she cuddled with him.
'This is bad for my self don't-fall-in-love-with-the-enemy rule, but it feels too right.'
x.x.x.x.x
Shuffling her feet as she went, Tomoyo noticed that none of the maids or butlers was up yet. 'Man, I know I'm an early riser, but at home I was always later than the maids!' she pondered silently.
After what seemed like a mile's walk, Tomoyo groggily opened the laundry room door, to be greeted by…
A DINOSAUR! Haha, no…
In truth, she was literally drowned in foamy bubbles from head to toe. The bubbles foamed out and spread like a tsunami, making the marble floors wet and bubbly. Shaking with anger, she trudged back into the Dining Hall, and stomped rather fiercely towards the unsuspecting Eriol. The deadly aura could be felt from a mile's radius, and it was about to erupt like a volcano. Mayday, Mayday!
Target:
Pale skin? Check.
Midnight blue hair? Check.
Four-eyes? Check.
Sexy Body? Check.
Multiple bruises from broom? Check.
Death wish on top of his head? Check. Target is locked, proceed to assassination.
Operation: Kill Eriol is on GO.
The evil glint was there, and even a retarded ass would know when to run when there was The Glint. Tomoyo kicked his shins, hit his head, and did many other various mad ass-kicking kung-fu moves. Eriol was startled/beaten awake, only to be greeted by a soapy blur sicking unmentionable 'forbidden ass-whopping' karate chops and various other non-PG rated actions. The 'blur' stopped abruptly after seeing that the target had awoken.
The anticipation was building; Tomoyo heaved breathily, ready to strike another round. Eriol was both crying out in pain and wondering who the hell would beat him up at an ungodly hour such as this; let alone some bubbly white intruder. He was looking very --- strange to the least. Like a cross between a constipated chicken and a deer caught in headlights. Yep, that was the infamous Almighty Stupid Look ™.
Let out a rather muffled war cry, Tomoyo, looking like a fluffy abominable snowman aimed the last killing hit; a bitch slap so hard that it left a red mark and heat from the friction.
-KAPOW! BANG! MEOW! KABOOM! BAM! RAWR!-
"I HAVE FAILED YOU, YOU FUGLY CONSTIPATED MONGOOSE! WHAT IN THE NAME OF HITLER DID YOU DO? WHY COULDN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ONLY NEEDED 300 ml IN EACH WASHING MACHINE?! YOU DID NOT HAVE TO PUT THE BLOODY BOTTLE OF DETERGENT IN!
"YOU WILL DIE TODAY, YOU FOOL! MY LIFE ALREADY SUCKS ASS, AND YOU DO NOT NEED TO MAKE IT WORSE! SAVE IT FOR SOME OTHER BITCHY BIMBO THAT ACTUALLY GIVES A DAMN!" Tomoyo was on a roll; she could feel the adrenaline pumping through her bloodstream, taste for revenge still un-satiated. She proceeded to continue hitting Eriol, which was looking especially babyish (and traumatized) by crawling up into a ball and crying for his mommy while sucking his thumb. She aimed a knock-out hit to his head, so hard that she could swear that he had a head concussion. Eriol Hiirigazawa was knocked out cold.
Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner! Tomoyo Daidouji has successfully killed, resurrected, and killed AGAIN; the unfortunate NOT loser being the unmanly gay fag, Eriol! Give it a round of applause ladies and gentlemen, for the Fluffy Abominable Snowman!
Everyone else was awoken by the sound of rabid squirrels- (WTF) ehem, I mean, Tomoyo and Eriol. Instead of seeing normal, calm, and mentally sane human beings, they saw a fluffy soapy blob with purple eyes bearing The Glint as it glared at the unmoving lump below it. The rabid girl/blob was mumbling incoherently about retarded boys until 'it' heard the sound of roaring laughter.
Between gasps for air, Rika clutched her stomach and choked out, "W-What -haha- the hell -tehee- happened to you? -pig snort-" before bursting out in fits of giggles once again.
"Haha, I'm just dying of laughter right now." Tomoyo muttered sarcastically. Just then, Eriol woke up, only to see 'The Thing' in front of him. He screamed an unmanly scream, startling both his attacker and stopped the devil spawns AKA friends' hysterical laughter. When the evil onlookers saw who emitted the high-pitched squeal, they roared out in laughter again.
Eriol, looking freaked and scarred for life, scrambled from his small heap and attempted to dash for the door. He was stopped for two reasons; the first was that the floor was extremely wet, the second reason was being held back by the unidentified monster catching him by his collar. "Oh no you don't you twat! You sure as hell know I worship the ground that awaits your damn corpse! And I will PERSONALLY make sure you land there!"
"AGH! THE THING SPEAKS! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE PEOPLE; SHIELD YOUR CHILDRENS' EYES! YOU DO NOT WANT TO WITNESS THE HORROR AND VIOLENCE OF THE FLUFFY BLUR! GO TO MADADASCGAR AND CHANGE GENDERS, OR SOMETHING! SAVE YOURSELF-" Eriol shrieked in terror, attempting to run around madly flailing his arms, only to be tripped by the 'fluffy thing'. As he was groaning in pain, it only fueled more laughter for the on looking friends.
Tomoyo nodded sagely (bubbles were flying all over the place), explaining, "There you have it people; the man that can make aliens scream in terror when they see his face! You see, he's not stupid; he's just possessed by a mentally unstable offspring of Satan. He's living proof that mankind can live without a brain."
"T-Tomoyo? Is that you?" questioned Eriol after recovering from the fall.
She rolled her eyes and said, "No shit, Sherlock."
Hearing that, Hiirigazawa Eriol has passed out yet again. Life was good.
Brushing off the imaginary dust off her fluffy coat, she had an idea. "Yo guys, shall we go chill at the pool later? Instead of having breakfast, we'll have brunch at the poolside! Meet you people at 11:30!" said Tomoyo, too cheery for her own good. Agreeing, the others went up the stairs, since there was no more work to be done. That left the passed out pathetic excuse of a man Eriol and his executioner Tomoyo.
"Eriol, wake up, you sissy freak." Tomoyo attempted in waking him up, but he was still out like a light. Grumbling, she took him by the feet and dragged him up like a rag doll. Reaching their room, Tomoyo dropped him like he was a dog with rabies and ran to the bathroom to clean up.
Sakura Panda-chan: There you have it people, Chapter nine of 'Hell Under One Roof' is completed. Now, here are the replies for the reviews sent from Kami-sama:
-heartofblades- You know something? I've replied to your review so much that Microsoft Word recognizes your pen name already, so thanks for the support. So being nice, I dedicated this chapter to you. Go celebrate; you should feel honored. As for the side fight that's always amusing to read, I give you props for that since you gave me an idea for the next chapter.
-XxAnnxX- Yeah, I think the guys are a bunch of retarded-as-hell freaks. And yes, I am trying to prove that 'girls that fight back are ones to show to mama'. BUT technically speaking; in this story the guys don't need to show the girls to mama, since, well, they are -cough- ENGAGED -cough-. You figured that out as well, so really good for you.
-CherryxXxBlossom- Bleh, my previous chapters sucked like hell (since I didn't read the previous chapters before I wrote. Yes, I'm guilty of that) so I'll tell you what; I'll TRY to put in more humor when people give me quotes/insults and romance in it. Thanks to your motivation, I shall TRY to reread what has happened in the previous 5 chapters before the next (be grateful, I'm lazy as hell). P.S.- I agree that they look cute together.
-x-Melodyz-x- Yes, yes, and MORE yes. Save me, you need to help me with as much suggestions as possible, because I need ideas of how my story is looking. The previous chapters pretty much sucked like hell, so this chapter is aiming for a more CORRECT and literate one. Please help me -does puppy eyes-
-Nadja100- Ehem, well, I'll assure you that there will be an epilogue (hopefully with two parts) for the 'baby making/pregnancies' part LEMON-FREE. Read on, and you'll find it there.
-ellabell- Yes, I get that a lot around here, being cute and all. Trust me; it will have A LOT more kawaii-ness/fluff/humor/romance/whatever in the future. Keep reading…
-Cherry Akira Li- Hmmm, you think so? I thought it wasn't really that funny; but whatever. If you like funny-ness ignore the spelling, I will try as much as possible to make it greater than before. -Note to self: Stop being an advertiser for the story -.-… -
-Li Tuskino-chan- I'm glad school rocks, and I'd give anything to see this 'Genetically Modified Dragon' of yours. Rest assured, I'll be coming sooner than you think. Heads up, I'm going to visit…
As for your question, being the role of 'evil authoress', I will not give away such valuable information; even if you are my good and close friend in real life. This chapter was mainly directed for EriolXTomoyo fluffiness since I felt like it. But who knows? You MIGHT be right.
-cheng- Yes indeed, it IS getting cuter.
-sakura-pichu16296- Guy bashing and girl pranking shall be more evident in chapters to come; so heads up, prank control.
-angie-yap26- Yep, I know my story is 'ROCKIN' HELL' as you put it since you just told me. I hope you liked this chapter.
Sakura Panda-chan: I think my fingers are bleeding -.-;
Meiling: Really?
Chiharu: Yes, since she has been on a roll. Do you know what she finished as horrible as it may be- Sakura Panda-chan last night? She finished her prologue for her new story. But it doesn't include us -wail-!
Insufferable Son of a Bitch AKA Syaoran: Suck it up, Chiharu. I'm personally sorry for the work that the Naruto gang will have to go do for her.
Sakura: Syaoran… -vein pops-
Syaoran: I'm sorry MOMMY! Please don't hurt me Sakura-chan -does puppy eyes-
Eriol: -sneaks up and knocks him out cold with a sledgehammer o.O-
Tomoyo: Ehehehe, revenge is OURS Eriol-kun! -high fives Eriol-
Sakura: T-Tomoyo-chan, a sledgehammer? -still o.O-
Yamazaki: Don't worry Sakura-chan, he'll live since the authoress needs him for karate lessons later!
-everyone sweatdrops-
Sakura Panda-chan: Suuure, Yamazaki-kun, keep telling yourself that. I need to work on Chapter 1 for my other story, so over and OUT.