A/N: Hey everybody! I'm just here to destroy the lives of the Phantom charictures we all know and love! Don't ya love me already? (cackles)
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25 Things That Will Annoy Erik
1. Blow out all of his candles.
2. Throw them all in the lake.
3. Paint his house pink.
4. Hang lace everywhere.
5. Steal his Lasso.
6. Hide it in your underwear drawer ('cause no one ever looks in there).
7. Wrap him in tinfoil.
8. Set him outside to bake, at 98 degrees F.
9. Take him back inside after twenty minutes.
10. Show him that his skin isn't pale anymore. At all….
11. Run away, but steal the boat in the process.
12. Shout obscenities at him from across the lake.
13. Laugh when he jumps in the lake after you.
14. Keep your hand at the level of your eyes!
15. Jump back into the lake.
16. Shout "Marco!".
17. Splash him when he doesn't say "Polo!".
18. Get out and start playing his organ with your wet fingers.
19. Sing along with whatever you're playing.
20. When he tries to strangle you, slap him and call him a "Bad Doggie".
21. Tell him that his music needs a little work, but you can help him improve.
22. Laugh at the funny expression on his face.
23. Look at him sternly.
24. Tell him it's over between the two of you.
25. Make it out of there alive.
A/N: Now, see that little periwinkle button right there? No-i-it-it's right-yeah, that's it. Now, I want you to click on it and reveiw my story...uh...please. I already have the other chapter written, but I'm not gonna' post it until I have at least five reviews. If you don't review-and I mean this in the kindest possible way-I will turn your perfect lives upside-down. AHahahahaha...!