WARNING: Disclaimer. Part of InuYasha's hair and Kagome's thong belongs to me. :D I don't own the song Satisfaction either.

"Kagome.." InuYasha started, "Were leaving. Now."

"I understand InuYasha." Said Kagome, a very embarassed Kagome.

InuYasha woke up from his faint about ten minutes ago and saw Sesshoumaru again. He almost fainted again but Kagome was prepared, she grabbed a bucket of water, that materialized out of the wall, and dumped it on InuYasha. InuYasha grabbed Kagome's hand and dragged her back to the Feudal Era.

"I'm not going to ask what was going on there, just never bring it up again." InuYasha said nonchalantly. Kagome nodded.

Much walking assumes for hours on end.

"InuYashaaaa..." Whined Kagome. Priss.

"What!?" Snapped thus mentioned.

"I'm tired." She pouted.

"So sit down and rest." InuYasha huffed. Kagome did just that, but InuYasha kept walking. Kagome glared at him but started a fire and poured some water in a pan from her water bottle. She snapped open the Ramen bag. InuYasha pricked his ears up and ran back to Kagome, and jumped right in front of her.

"Mine." InuYasha uttered.

"Uhhh.. InuYasha." Kagome said looking down.

"AHHHHHHHH SHIT!" InuYasha screamed and jumped up holding his foot and fell to the ground. Dumbass was standing in the pot.

"GREAT! Now I have to get more water cause your stupid dirty foot ruined this!" Kagome screamed at the pained hanyou.

"SHUT UP BITCH MY FOOT HURTS!" InuYasha screamed back at her.

"Hmph." Kagome shrugged and got out another bottle, and repeated the process.

"Is it done yet." InuYasha demanded.

"No." Kagome said.

"Is it done yet." InuYasha asked, again.

"No." Kagome said.

"Is it done yet." He said. again. and again.

"Yes." Kagome took the pot off the fire and handed it to him. Impatient prick. InuYasha slurped at her. Kagome rooted through her monstrous bag and pulled out a thin pink device with a long string branching off into two more strings. She put the ends of these strings in her ears and touched the pink thing.

"Whats that." InuYasha asked.

"An iPod." Kagome said as if everyone knew what it was.

"Whas' an iPod." InuYasha asked

"It plays music." Kagome said. InuYasha pricked his ears up at the noise. Kagome looked at him and took out a white bud. She handed it to him. InuYasha was smart enough to put it up to his ear and listen.

"Push me, and then just touch me. Till I can get my.. Satisfaction!"

InuYasha just looked at Kagome. Kagome didn't look at him but was smiling.

"Satisfaction. Satisfaction. Satisfaction."

InuYasha pushed Kagome. Kagome fell over and yanked the bud out of InuYasha's ear.

"WHAT THE HELL, INUYASHA?!" Kagome yelled from laying on the ground. InuYasha poked her leg.

"InuYasha.. What are you doing.." Kagome asked. InuYasha kept poking her leg.

"Are you satisfied yet?" InuYasha asked. Kagome slapped him.

"WHAT THE HELL, KAGOME!?"

"I hope your satisfied, InuYasha." Kagome said.

"... Bitch..."

"SIT BOY."

Thud.