And Some More Trauma
No No 22: Hey!
Naruto and Sasuke: Hi, No No-chan.
Naruto: No No-chan, why did ya call us? Did something happen?
No No 22: Yes...something happened. (covers face with hands)
Naruto and Sasuke: What!? Tell us!
No No 22: (shakes head) Naruto...Sasuke...(looks at them) I'm making a sequel to The Little Closet Trauma
Naruto and Sasuke: Are you serious?!
No No 22: Yes! Today's June 5th! I promised I would post the first chapter today! Yay!
Sasuke: That's awsome No No-chan!
No No 22: (stares) Sorry, I'm still not used to you acting like that.
Naruto: Me neither... Hurry up and start the fanfic! I want to know what happens!
No No 22: More like you want to do what happens, hehe.
Naruto: (blushes) S-stop teasing! You know it's not t-true! Just start the fanfic!
No No-chan: Alright Naru-kun, or I mean chan. God, sometimes you could be so impatient!
Sasuke: She's right you know.
Naruto: (pouts) Hmph.
No No 22: Anyways, here's the story you've all been waiting for! The king of all YAOI stories! ...Well maybe not the king, hehe. Maybe a prince... Well anyways, here's...drum roll please.
Naruto: (starts doing a funky beat on the drums)
No No 22: And Some More Trauma!
Chapter 1
PERVE!
"SASUKE!" a blond spiky haired boy yelled. A few feet away, a raven-haired boy turned around to look at the blond. (It's kinda like how this all started.)
"What do you want dobe?" Sasuke asked. Naruto ran up to Sasuke, and pouted.
"Don't call me that," Naruto said. Sasuke smiled and ruffled Naruto's hair.
"How about kit?" Sasuke said. Naruto smiled and hugged Sasuke, burying his face in his chest.
"Fine by me," Naruto said into Sasuke's chest. Sasuke smiled, bringing Naruto closer.
"SASUKE-KUN!" came a shrill voice. Sasuke groaned, and let go of Naruto. Naruto just smiled brightly like he always does. Both boys turned around to see their pink-haired friend running towards them.
"Hi Sakura-chan!" Naruto called out happily.
"Get out of the way Naruto!" Sakura yelled, pushing the blonde, then latching herself on Sasuke's arm. Sasuke glared at Sakura, for two reasons; one, she's latched herself on his arm. And two, she pushed his kitsune. Sasuke looked at Naruto. Naruto was rubbing his head.
"Sakura-chan! Why are you so mean!?" Naruto whined.
"What did you say?" Sakura said dangerously. Naruto took a step back.
"N-nothing," Naruto suttered.
"Good," Sakura said, hugging Sasuke's arm tighter. Now, it has been two months since the closet incedent. And ever since then, Sakura hasn't left Sasuke's side. So Naruto and Sasuke never really got to finish their "buisness". (A/N For those who have no clue what I mean, go read The Little Closet Trauma and then come back and read this fanfic!) Sasuke really hated the pink-haired girl a lot for that. He was sure that Naruto did too, but then again, it was only two months when he discovered that Naruto was a good actor. But he was pretty sure that he was, but Naruto hasn't shown any anger towards the pink-haired girl, which pisses Sasuke even more. Sasuke stared at his blonde kitsune, admiring his innosence.
"Hey! Let's go out for some ramen! My treat," Naruto said happily.
"Of course not! Why would I want to eat some ramen!?" Sakura snarled at Naruto. Naruto drooped his head so sadly that it would break anyone's heart, or in this case, Sasuke's.
"Ramen sounds good," Sasuke suddenly said. Naruto looked up, surprised.
"Oh...alright, I guess I'll got too," Sakura said, forcing a smile. Naruto grinned.
"ALRIGHT!" Naruto shouted, punching the air. Sasuke smirked at the cute blonde. Naruto grabbed Sasuke's and Sakura's hand and started to drag them towards Ichiraku. "This is awsome!"
"Sakura!" a voice called in the distance. The three ninjas stopped in their tracks. "Sakura!"
"Shit," Sakura groaned. She looked at Sasuke. "Sorry Sasuke-kun, I need to go home. Bye!"
"Good ridense," Sasuke muttered under his breath as he watched the pink-haired girl run off.
"Bye Sakura-chan!" Naruto called out to her. Sasuke stared at the blonde for a while, looking at him up and down. Then an idea popped into his head...a perverted one. Sasuke walked up from behind Naruto, who was still looking at the direction Sakura disappeared. Sasuke brushed against Naruto, but not before he grabbed the blonde's ass. Sasuke heard Naruto yelp, and smirked.
"Nice ass Uzumaki," Sasuke whispered into Naruto's ear, squeezing Naruto's ass. Naruto slapped Sasuke's hand away and turned to face him, his face red as a tamatoe.
"PERVE!" Naruto shouted. Sasuke smirked before he captured Naruto's lips in his own. Naruto's eyes widened in surprise, but they soon closed as he responded to the kiss. Naruto slightly opened his mouth, letting Sasuke's tongue to enter. Sasuke touched every spot his tongue could reach, and it rubbed agaist Naruto's tongue. Just when Naruto was going to battle for dominance, Sasuke broke the kiss. Naruto pouted in disapointment. Sasuke smirked and kissed Naruto's forehead.
"Lets go train, kit," Sasuke said, gesturing his head towards the training grounds. Naruto smiled and looked at Sasuke for a moment before nodding. Ands so the two lovers walked towards the training grounds.
No No 22: Yay! First chapter of my sequel is done!
Sasuke: Chapter! You call that a chapter!? It was so damn short.
No No 22: Hehehe, yeah about that...(sweatdrops and gulps.) I didn't know what to write...
Sasuke: WHAT!
No No 22: Lol! No I'm playing, I did know what to right. This was all part of my plan! I wanted the first chapter to be short. ...Don't kill me!
Sasuke: Oh, we're not going to kill you...WE'RE GOING TO DESTROY YOU! YOU MADE US WAIT FOR A LONG TIME AND THIS IS WHAT WE GET!
No No 22: Ah! I-I just...ARGH! LIKE I SAID, THIS ALL PART OF MY PLAN!
Sasuke: (takes a step back.) Okay, okay! Don't get mad!
No No 22: You better shut the fuck up before I get really pissed. X# (potty mouth)
Sasuke: W-where's Naru-chan?
No No 22: Come to think of it, I don't know...
No No 22: Readers, I'm sorry I made this chapter so short, but...I need a good amount of reviews, before I post the next chapter, mind you, I already wrote it! And guess what! In chapter 2 there'll be a lemon! That's why I made this chapter so short...wanted to save the good stuff, hehehe. X3
Sasuke: There's going to be a lemon, next chapter?
No No 22: Yup!
Naruto: HEY! I'm back!
Sasuke: Oh. (thinks hentai and gets a nosebleed) E-excuse me. (leaves)
Naruto: What was that about???
No No 22: (crosses fingers behind back) Dunno, Naru-chan. (thinks in head) It's a good thing, Naru-chan decided to show up right about now. ...Well until next time! Don't forget, you have to give me some love if you want to read the love, hehehe. X3 In other words, REVIEW! Oh and I like to say happy birthday to bunnie booo from runey! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!