AN: ok so summer vacation is coming up soon and well... I've always wanted to go on a road trip with friends so i though what the hell since i cant drive might as well fantiize what it will be like. oh and no i dont mean having Inuyasha in the car with me i mean write about four people going across the US! yes I know. I so totally need a life... or a liscense... thatll work to. only THREE MORE YEARS! yes im thirteen. dont mock me. I can still dream. woops! sorry Im rambling again. SORRY! READ!
DISCLAIMER: ok. I do not own the characters I am about to talk about. i am not Kagome Higurashi. I do not own Beck Mongolian chop squad or any of their wicked awesome songs. I do not own anyone in this story accept for some random characters that pop up once and a while. ya sorry to disappoint anyone who though i did own Inuyasha... that would be pretty sweet...
CHAPTER ONE: wake up call
"Turn it up!" I yelled loudly, successfully waking Sango up, causing her to bolt from her sleeping bag.
"What! What time is it! Are we late?" She looked around furiously as I started to sing.
"I was made to hit America!" I jumped about my tiny room and sang my heart out.
"Come on Kagome! Would you shut your trap! Jesus it's only eight! Can't you wait till I'm up!?" Sango shot back, covering her head with a near by pillow.
"What! It's eight! Damn we over slept! Inuyasha and Miroku are going to be here any minute!" I leapt across the room with bazarre Gazelle like grace, and threw open my closet doors, taking out a couple back packs.
"No! Dammit! Where'd my bloody suitcase go!?" Sango screeched running around the room, looking like a chicken with its head cut off. She got down onto her hands and knees and started to scrounge around on the floor for her bag, shoving numerous objects in my direction.
"Check under the bed!" I yelled over both the music and knocking over of furniture.
"Kagome dear! Inuyasha and Miroku are here!" we stopped dead in our tracks.
"You keep looking I can bring Inuyasha and Miroku up here. They can help us!" I dashed out of the room and stumbled down the stairs, nearly flying out the door and into Inuyasha and Miroku.
"Well it's about time." Inuyasha grunted folding his arms. I stuck out my tongue.
"Can you two ignorant pigs wait two more seconds!? I mean come on! Me and Sango still have to pack for Christ's sake." I threw my arms in the air.
"Oh ya. Watch me. I can pack for you within a minute." The hanyou kept his nose in the air while he scoffed at me.
"Come on you two. Save it for the car." Miroku shook his head and dragged both of us back into my house, by the backs of our shirts.
Sango was half under my bed with her butt in the air. She pulled herself up from the ground with a triumphant smile which turned upside down as she yelled.
"Miroku you pervert!" I laughed and wriggled out of Miroku's grip on my shirt.
"Alright Mr. Smart mouth. Get packing. And if you don't finish packing all the stuff on the bed, within one minute you owe me a coffee, just the way I like it, extra foam and chocolate sprinkles, than you have to serve it to me." I felt proud of myself as he gave me one heck of a death glare.
"Alright and when I win. You shall be my slave for one whole day." He crossed his arms. Before I could say anything I stuck my hand out on instinct
"Deal."
"Fine! Fine you win you win!" I screeched sitting on my bed and crossing my arms.
"See. Now slave. We're going." He left my room. Sango and Miroku were already shoving all the bags into the red pick up waiting in the drive way.
"Bye mom! I'll phone you when we get to the first city!" I yelled booking it with my bag. Sango stuck her head out the window.
"Get your butt in gear! Let's go! Come on Kags!"
"I'm coming! I'm coming!" I shouted back hopping in and throwing my bag by my feet. Inuyasha got in beside me. Miroku started to back out of the drive way.
"Since when do you get shot gun!" Inuyasha yelled finally noticing Sango in the passenger seat, her feet resting on the dashboard in a cozy position.
"Since now. Shut up. Come on! We just barely got out of the survey!" She yelled back.
"So! I wanna ride shot gun!" He whined.
"Ya well I get it first!"
"Would you two shut up!? Miroku yelled glancing at Inuyasha and me in the rear view mirror.
"Don't look at me. This is Sango and Inuyasha's problem not mine." I held my palms out to him and he shook his head. There was an awkward silence.
"Man you sure know how to silence a crowd Miroku." Inuyasha joked.
"Don't make me come back there"
"Just try!" He reached back with one hand while his other was steering the wheel haphazardly.
"Wow! You idiot! Keep both hands on the wheel! What did they teach you in drivers Ed!?" Sango screeched slapping Miroku's hand away from Inuyasha.
"Come on! We were just having fun!"
"Pft. Fun. Ya. Fun is sitting on the beach. But we won't get there unless Miroku drives faster!" I yelled leaning forward and sticking my head in between the two front seats.
"Oh come on and get pulled over." I rolled my eyes.
"So! Get your foot off the brake" Inuyasha deadpanned opening and closing the auto windows.
"Would you stop!? You're already giving me a headache!" Sango whined.
Inuyasha smiled and continued opening and closing the window repeatedly, until finally Sango let out a growl and leaned over Miroku, hitting the window lock button,
"Hay! Now the window won't go up smart ass!"
"Your fault not mine!" Sango chirped.
"Are we on the highway yet? I managed to say between the many wars raging within the cab of the pickup.
"No."
"Come on we have to be!" I yelled.
"Kagome. We just left your house we won't be on the highway until-" Miroku started
"Now." Sango finished his sentance and pointed to a sign.
"See I told you we had to be." I crossed my arms. Man this is gonna take a while, we have to cross through New Jersey, Delaware, Maryland, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia and end up in Miami, without getting in a car accident, killing each other, jumping from the car or running out of money.
"I'm hungry." Inuyasha stated assuming the same position as me.
"Of course" I shook my head and leaned on my elbow.
"No no no. You forgot didn't you? Kagome you lost the bet. You're my slave." A wide grin crept across his face while mine dropped. Damn.
"Ya well what do you want me to do? We're in the middle of Fifth Avenue. You think of that idiot?" I shot back.
"Wow. A little touchy. Miroku, pull up to that star bucks. Now Kagome. Go inside and order the three of us large double espressos."
"Its Grande idiot and it's not nice to leave Miroku out like that. Come on he's the one driving."
"Oh I'm not leaving him out. When you're finished with that go over to the McDonalds over there and get me a hamburger with a Coke and fries." I flashed him daggers.
"Kagome if you're going to go get food, get me some too, Mac please with a root beer." Miroku yelled, leaning over Sango and out the window because I already jumped out of the car and stalked towards the starbucks
"Jerk. They're both jerks. But do you know what. Miroku you're gonna starve. I'm not paying for you and Inuyasha." I muttered heatedly waiting in the long line. I inwardly moaned as the line moved steadily. Soon I was up to the front, but not before two very brutish looking men asked why I was alone in New York.
"I'm alone because my friends are around in the car. I lost a bet alright" I answered through gritted teeth and pointed to the red pick up. I noticed earlier that Inuyasha had been keeping a watchful eye on me while I was picking up the coffee, so of course, why not use that to my advantage?
"Can I take your order?" An annoyed teen asked behind the counter.
"three Grande sized espressos and two biscotti's to go." The teen got my order ready faster than I expected and soon I was across the street to the McDonald's.
Of course. I must have done something really idiotic in my past life. Hundreds of little children ran from one side of the room to the other.
"Oh of course. This just has to happen" I muttered placing Inuyasha's order.
"I'm sorry what was that?" Oh and another bonus, the person serving me has to be the most ancient one working here. Cane and hearing aid included in that combo thank you very much. I sighed.
"One. Big. Mac. With. Fries. And. A. Large. Coke." I nearly spelled it out for her.
"Alright sweetie, just a sec" Sweetie. What the hell. Like I wanna be called sweetie. I was not in a good mood.
I put the tray of coffees on the counter and waited, sipping my own espresso, when of course another bonus. A little sugar high child ran past me, causing me to spill the scolding hot coffee all over my T-shirt, which happened to be my favorite thank you. It was simple and black with an enormous pink skull covering the chest.
Sadly, that skull was no longer just pink. Instead it was pink with a brownish caramel colored stain right smack dab in the centre. I took a deep breath and tried not to strangle the child in front of me. The little twerp knocks my coffee into me than stands in front of me, like he was waiting for me to say something.
"Now sweetie. What did this girl do to you?" The mother, oblivious to my coffee stained shirt picked up the brat and cradled him in her arms like he was dieing.
"Are you burned? Are you scratched? Did she hurt you?" She cooed while I blew up.
"This little brat just ran into me thank you! And if I have third degree burns from this god damn coffee I'm probably gonna sue!" O.K. so I was a little loud. Well maybe not a little, maybe allot.
"Excuse me? How dare you yell at my child when it was you who obviously walked in front of him"
"I beg to differ. This kid ran into me. I didn't do squat to your little twerp." I folded my arms and wished I hadn't because it caused the scolding liquid to seep through my shirt and burn my tender flesh beneath.
"Hon. your orders ready" The ancient employee tapped me on the shoulder. I grabbed the bag of food, the tray of drinks and my now half empty cup and stormed off to the car.
"Wha-" Miroku started.
"Don't ask" I piled into the car and shoved the bag of food at Inuyasha. I passed him his drink than gave Sango hers as well as a biscotti I had bought for the two of us.
"Where's mine?" Miroku attempted to look back at Inuyasha and I.
"Oh. Here" I nearly threw it at him.
"You (gulp) gonna tell us (gulp) why we could hear you from (gulp) half way across the street?" Inuyasha muffled wolfing down the burger.
"You can be such a pig. Swallow would you" I spat. Miroku finally pulled away from the street curb as I slinked into the back seat, praying the mother of that little twerp doesn't chase after us in her minivan.
"Where's my food?" Miroku asked finally noticing I hadn't gotten him any.
"Get your own food lazy."
"Someone forgot to take your happy pills this morning... You gonna tell us or what?" Inuyasha asked again, finally swallowing.
"Some brat of a kid spilled my coffee all over me than his mom blamed me for hurting him when I'm the one with third degree burns across my chest. Make a joke you perve and you die" I shot him a death glare as Miroku opened his mouth.
"I was just going to say. I should turn the car around and personally get that boy to apologize to you for ruining such a great asset on your body." I slapped him on the back of the head while Inuyasha cracked up.
"What great asset?" He managed to say between fits of laughter.
"No more jokes. Drive." Sango deadpanned as she yanked his ear so he would focus.
"Are we out of New York yet!?" I whined watching the buildings go by.
"Kags, do you think we're out of New York yet?" Inuyasha rolled his eyes and settled on me.
"Yes." I answered stubbornly. Inuyasha and I had been having a conversation like this for over an hour.
"Well guess again genius."
"Yes."
"Would you stop saying yes!?"
"No"
"Ha. You said no instead of yes." I paused. Everything was quiet. Than I smirked.
"Yes"
"O.K. That's it! Everyone shut up. The radio's going on and no one can talk unless I turn the radio off." Sango yelled obviously not amused by me and Inuyasha's fights about nothing. Someone ranted on the radio while I flicked Inuyasha in the side of the head.
He flicked me back so I gave him a bit of a shove. He shoved back so I pushed him a little. He went to push me back but I threw my bag at him. He caught it and threw it back to me. I threw another bag, than another and another. He snickered and I giggled. We were so easily amused.
"Do you want me to turn around!?" Miroku nearly slammed on the breaks.
"When do I get to drive!? Come on!" Inuyasha yelled snatching a bag and stopping it from hitting him in the side of the head.
"Do you wanna drive? Next gas station. Got it?" Miroku kept his eyes on the road. We were all silent than.
"Oh look. A gas station."
"I'll pull over..."
AN: So that's chapter one. Tell me what you think. If its complete crap ill stop. Anyways
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