A/N Hey everyone! Thanks to everyone who reviewed Hogwarts Chatroom. I got such a good response I decided to do a mini sequel! Yaay!!
In answer to your question, laura sedai, no, these are magical computers. Thanks to new innovations, magic can now be used to power a lot of Muggle technology. It's AU, please don't hate me XD
Thanks to laura sedai, x oh so daring, ForeverAnAngel, LunaSky, nun outfits are cool, Randomly Confused, Akela Musafir, Leafpool, lemonwedges4 and MissGinevraPotter for reviewing. You all made me a very happy bunny! Please keep it up!
A Date with a Ferret
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WeasleyIsMyKing: This is it. The big date. You nervous?
LadyRed: Nervous? Me? About the prospect of going on a date with a man who had absolutely no scruples in blackmailing me with all prospect of my future happiness with the love of my life?
LunaLovegood: It's good to see you handling this so well, Ginny, I'm glad you're not being neurotic.
LadyRed: Me? Neurotic?
WeasleyIsMyKing: Never... so, what are you going to wear?
LadyRed: I don't know. I thought I could look bad so he wouldn't be tempted to make a pass at me.
LunaLovegood: That's a good idea.
LadyRed: But then, what if Harry sees me? I don't want him seeing me look bad!
WeasleyIsMyKing: Ginny, you're so pretty, there's no way you'll look that bad.
LadyRed: Have you ever SEEN me in a tracksuit?
LunaLovegood: No
LadyRed: I. REST. MY. CASE.
WeasleyIsMyKing: Point taken, Ginny. Calm down. It's going to be fine. You're only going to Madam Puddifoot's, for heaven's sake.
LunaLovegood: And since they installed some computers by the bar, me and Hermione can be there pretending to look on the Ninterhex-
WeasleyIsMyKing: Internet.
LunaLovegood: Yes, that, and anyway, Ginny, we can be there to make sure that nothing happens.
WeasleyIsMyKing: I have just realised just how much of a loser I am. And I'm not happy about it.
LadyRed: What?
WeasleyIsMyKing: I am planning to spend my first weekend off in two months spying on a date that is essentially the result of a bet. At Madam Puddifoot's.
LunaLovegood: Well, at least you won't be doing it wearing radish earrings.
WeasleyIsMyKingI actually thought they were really cute, Luna. They really suit your skin tone.
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LunaLovegood: Really? Because people always say-
LadyRed: WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP AND FOCUS FOR ONE SECOND ON THE FACT THAT IN LESS THAN TWO HOURS I WILL BE GOING ON A DATE WITH A FERRET?!
UpYoursBulgaria: Who's going on a date with a ferret?
WeasleyIsMyKing: Go away, Seamus.
LadyRed: Bugger off!
LunaLovegood: It was rather rude of you to interrupt our conversation, you know.
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WeasleyIsMyKing: Ginny, don't panic. We can do this, we can figure something out.
LavLav: Does anyone know when we have to be in the Entrance Hall for the Hogsmeade visit? I was-
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LadyRed: THE NEXT PERSON TO INTERRUPT THIS CONVERSATION WILL BE ON THE RECEIVING END OF A DOUBLE BAT BOGEY HEX.
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LunaLovegood: I'm very glad you're my friend, Ginny.
LadyRed: What, so I can scare people off for you?
LunaLovegood: No, because if I'm ever in danger of being lynched by my fellow Hogwarts students, I can shove you in front of me and it's guaranteed they'll go after you instead.
LadyRed: Thanks. I think.
WeasleyIsMyKing: Now, date prep, Ginny.
LadyRed: Hit me with it.
WeasleyIsMyKing: Don't look too fantastic, but don't look hideous either. Remember, you don't want him to think you're interested- but you'll know everyone there.
LadyRed: Right.
WeasleyIsMyKing: If anyone catches your eye and looks surprised, roll your eyes and mouth "Potions project".
LadyRed: Okay.
WeasleyIsMyKing: If he looks like he's going to make a pass at you, give him one of your infamous Weasley death glares, and make it look like you're going to reach for your wand.
LunaLovegood: That's a bit mean; he'll probably think she's going to hex him!
LadyRed: That's kind of the POINT, Luna. Okay, Hermione. Anything else?
WeasleyIsMyKing: Let him pay. He blackmailed you into it; he can at least foot the bill.
LadyRed: Got it.
WeasleyIsMyKing: Well, we've got an hour. Let's go.
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GryffindorCptn: It happened again! Is it me? Has my username changed to "LordVoldemort" without me noticing?! WHERE HAS EVERYONE GONE?!
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WeasleyIsMyKing: Do you see them, Luna?
LunaLovegood: No, not yet, I think they're putting their coats away.
WeasleyIsMyKing: God, I can't believe I'm spending my Saturday talking to a person who's sitting two feet away from me. Wait, I see them!
LunaLovegood: Ginny looks very pretty.
WeasleyIsMyKing: too pretty.
LunaLovegood: Oh, Draco's going to pay for coffee.
WeasleyIsMyKing: Whoa, Michael Corner looks a bit shocked.
LunaLovegood: It's Okay, she's doing the rolling eyes trick.
WeasleyIsMyKing: It seems to have worked.
LunaLovegood: Oh, dear, he's walking over!
WeasleyIsMyKing: Draco's looking pissed off!
LunaLovegood: Do you think we should do something?
WeasleyIsMyKing: Yes. Should we call Michael over?
LunaLovegood: Too late.
WeasleyIsMyKing: Well, it's only coffee. It'll wash off. Dean really needs to get over her, or I personally will have him hauled up before the Department For the Regulation and Control of Rabid Exes.
LunaLovegood: I don't think there's such thing, Hermione.
WeasleyIsMyKing: I know, Luna. It's a joke.
LunaLovegood: Well, it's not a very good one.
WeasleyIsMyKing: Thanks, Luna...
LunaLovegood: You're very welcome.
WeasleyIsMyKing: Can you hear what they're saying?
LunaLovegood: Yes, Ginny's being very sarcastic about Draco's Quidditch skills.
WeasleyIsMyKing: Bet that's going down well.
LunaLovegood: Yes, it is, he's laughing.
WeasleyIsMyKing: WHAT?!
LunaLovegood: Yes, he's smirking now.
WeasleyIsMyKing: Wait a second, I'm going to have a look.
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WeasleyIsMyKing: Oh no.
LunaLovegood: What?
WeasleyIsMyKing: Oh no, oh no, oh no, this isn't good.
LunaLovegood: Hermione, what's the matter? Wrackspurts again?
WeasleyIsMyKing: Ginny's flicking her hair!
LunaLovegood: Well, I don't see the problem with that.
WeasleyIsMyKing: Luna, have you ever seen Ginny flick her hair before?
LunaLovegood: Well, no, but I don't know her that-
WeasleyIsMyKing: Well, I have. I have seen Ginny flick her hair before, but only around certain people.
LunaLovegood: Well, maybe that's just because-
WeasleyIsMyKing: I have seen Ginny flick her hair around Michael Corner, Dean Thomas and Harry Potter.
LunaLovegood: So?
WeasleyIsMyKing: ARGH! LUNA, WHAT DO ALL THOSE BOYS HAVE IN COMMON?!
LunaLovegood: Well, she's been out with- OH!
WeasleyIsMyKing: Abandon ship!!! Abandon ship!!! Get her out of there!!!
LunaLovegood: I would, if Draco Malfoy hadn't just leant in for the-
WeasleyIsMyKing: Merlin's Beard! She let him?!
LunaLovegood: Well, he is very-
WeasleyIsMyKing: What about Harry?!
LunaLovegood: She looks like she's enjoying it...
WeasleyIsMyKing: Oh, for heaven's sake, it's a public place!! Keep it PG!
LunaLovegood: Oh, dear, Dean's back.
WeasleyIsMyKing!
LunaLovegood: Oh dear.
WeasleyIsMyKing: Well, at least when she hexed him, she stopped kissing Draco.
LunaLovegood: Well, she could have done it WITHOUT removing his ears.
WeasleyIsMyKing: Madam Pomfrey will stick them back on.
LunaLovegood: I hope you're right.
WeasleyIsMyKing: Oh. I was hoping we wouldn't have to deal with that...
LunaLovegood: This is Ginny. Wherever she goes, the Bat Bogey Hex is guaranteed to make an appearance.
WeasleyIsMyKing: Aw! Poor Dean!
LunaLovegood: That's rather babyish. They're only a few flapping bogies. Wait until he's attacked by a Heliopath.
WeasleyIsMyKing: THERE'S NO SUCH THING- Oh, I give up. I don't see how this date can get any worse.
LunaLovegood: Don't look now, Hermione, but Ronald just walked in.
WeasleyIsMyKing: Crap. Crap. Crap. Abort!!! Don't just sit there, Luna! Do something!
LunaLovegood: YOU do something, Hermione! You'd do better at distracting Ronald than me!
WeasleyIsMyKing: What's Draco saying?
LunaLovegood: Well, he looks very cross, Ronald is saying something along the lines of "how could his own sister sink so low as to even talk to a Malfoy, has she been through the rest of the school and run out of guys that are good enough for-"
WeasleyIsMyKing: Ouch.
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LadyRed: Well, that was-
WeasleyIsMyKing: A fiasco?
LadyRed: Surprisingly good.
WeasleyIsMyKing: What?! What about Ron?!
LadyRed: What about Ron?
WeasleyIsMyKing: The fact he's lying bleeding in the Hospital Wing at this VERY MOMENT?!
LadyRed: Hey, Madam Pomfrey says he'll be fine just as soon as she gets the fork out of his ear. It's no biggie, really.
WeasleyIsMyKing: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH GINNY WEASLEY?!
LadyRed: Jeez, Hermione, what's gotten into you? You're never this panicky when Harry's recovering from his yearly Battle with the Forces of Darkness.
WeasleyIsMyKing: Yes, but has You-Know-Who ever cursed an entire cafe's stock of cutlery, not to mention about ten enchanted Cupids, to attack him?
LadyRed: Draco was defending my honour! Besides, ever heard of a little thing called- oh, I don't know-THE CRUCIATUS CURSE?!
WeasleyIsMyKing: Not exactly invasive!
LadyRed: Ron will be fine. Trust me. If he's well enough to call me a slut, he isn't on his deathbed yet.
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LadyRed: Hey, Draco.
SlytherinPrince: Hey, Ginny, we still on for this evening?
WeasleyIsMyKing: My brain hurts!!!
LadyRed: See you there ;)
SlytherinPrince: And Potter?
LadyRed: In detention with McGonagall. Something about late homework.
SlytherinPrince: I know ;)
WeasleyIsMyKing: What?!
SlytherinPrince: I... burned it. See you later, Ginny.
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WeasleyIsMyKing: You're joking me, right?
LadyRed: What?
WeasleyIsMyKing: You're going on a date with him? Willingly? No tricks? No Imperius Curse?
LadyRed: Well, he's a very good kisser.
WeasleyIsMyKing: But-
LadyRed: And Harry was the one who dumped me.
WeasleyIsMyKing: But-
LadyRed: Look, Hermione, I love Harry to bits. But I seriously can't go for this whole year only getting action once a week.
WeasleyIsMyKing: But-
LadyRed: He won't tell Harry, don't worry. It's my Dirty Little Secret ;)
WeasleyIsMyKing: Slut.
LadyRed: Proud of it, babe.
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WeasleyIsMyKing: What if he finds out?
LadyRed: One word.
WeasleyIsMyKing: Convent?
LadyRed: THREESOME!
PrankstaGeorge: You've GOT to be kidding me.
LadyRed: If you can't stand the thought of your baby sister having a libido, George-
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CrazyFred: What's all this about threeso- GINNY?!
LadyRed: Like I said to George, if you can't handle the thought of me having-
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WeasleyIsMyKing: I just don't understand this.
LadyRed: Why not?
WeasleyIsMyKing: Because one week ago you were calling him, amongst other things, Bigoted, Egotistical, Sexist-
LadyRed: Well, a lot can happen in a week.
WeasleyIsMyKing: Why did this happen?
LadyRed: Well, I've HAD IT with heroes. I'm just trying out a bad boy for a change.
WeasleyIsMyKing: And if he messes you around?
LadyRed: Draco may be evil, Hermione, but he isn't stupid.
WeasleyIsMyKing: Huh?
LadyRed: Well, you know what they say. Hell hath no fury like a Weasley scorned.
WeasleyIsMyKing: What about a Ginny scorned?
LadyRed: You don't want to know.
WeasleyIsMyKing: Oh, Ginny, be careful.
LadyRed: I will, I'm not going to muck it up with either of them, don't worry.
WeasleyIsMyKing: Well, if you say so.
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SlytherinPrince: So, seriously, can we talk dirty now?
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GryffindorCptn: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
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