Yami no Matsuei
Drabbles about the Akatsuki and Hinata. This is strictly for requests, I'm not picky and accept all crack-pairings, as long as Hinata's at least with one of the Akatsuki members. This means triangles, squares, five-somes, whatever you want. You know the condition, I even do Yuri and Yaoi.
Example: Sasuke x Hinata x Itachi, Naruto x Hinata x Sasori x Deidara, Gaara x Shikamaru x Hinata x Zetsu x Kisame .
See, I take all and make no exceptions. Oh and regular couples like Tobi x Hinata without anyone else is acceptable as well. How strange you want it, how strange you'll receive. Your wish is my command, so don't hesitate to ask.
The title means; Descendants of Darkness and is in no way related to the respectable anime and manga. Thank you very much.
I'm going to start off with a favorite crack pairing of myself, I certainly hope you'll enjoy and deliberate with your mind which weird coupling you want to see.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto…
Felidae
Author's choiceThey were huddled underneath the heavy white cotton covers, her naked chest pressed against his right side, pale arm crossed over his lower abdomen, flesh against flesh. His own limb was delicately wrapped around her shoulders. The heat she was radiating indicated to the heavy labor she did the previous evening with her beloved Akatsuki member, face leaning just against his muscled chest. His right charcoal black eye glanced at her curiously with soft and rare hints of affection and care.
In his honest opinion she was a kitten, a helpless kitten that could turn in a fierce jungle cat with enormous claws and murderous fangs, scratching and lashing out against the one that had driven her in a corner and pushed her buttons. He couldn't help but admire the way her long darkish blue hair fluttered and waved, clinging like a waterfall on her back when she was practicing her Jyuuken against anyone that dared to even consider her weak and useless.
He crooked up a small grin, falling deeper in the big soft futons and pillows of her well decorated mattress, Hinata Hyuuga may look like a lamb, or more appropriate a cute and beautiful black kitten with big opaque orbs, but she was surely a tiger in the bedroom area. The male winced when the tin long scars started to ache when he moved, she scratched him, hard. Her soft breaths broke the long lasting silence with calm ease, her body cuddled closer to his own, slender feline muscles moving and stretching, Hinata tilted her head unconsciously against his stomach, her long tresses tickling his skin.
His fingers raked through her locks, adoring the smooth silky feeling of the midnight blue, his thumb then started to stroke her just after her ear. Hinata purred lowly and moved closer to his finger, his lips twisted into a small grin, she was so kawaii. He'd take good care of her, he decided promisingly, only he could caress the skin after her ears, her special spot, and then he trailed his hand down her spine. Her arm slowly motioned downwards, just above his more sensitive areas, even asleep the blue-haired feline girl teased him absentmindedly.
Hinata shivered slightly when his other hand brushed against her pale cheeks with the stained pink tint, which could turn scarlet whenever something unexpected or embarrassing would happen. The male swallowed the lump in his throat, flickered his thumb against her cheek one more time and recommenced with scratching her affectionally behind the ear. The white-eyed kunoichi was so much more then just a representation of a curious kitten, he thought sweetly about his vixen.
She was a tiger whenever they were intimate, touching, stroking and leaving little bite marks all over his body. The blue-headed lady could turn in a dangerous lion, especially when there was a strife or a battle going on, her mood changing from domestic to determined and, Kami forbid, bloodthirsty to prove herself against the world. Lastly, the Hyuuga heiress could progress into a majestic black panther, beautifully dancing alone, when no one knew she existed, except for him.
He chuckled lowly when Hinata mumbled his name with her soothing voice, expressing every syllable with a loving undertone. He softly patted her head and proceeded with stroking her hair, fingers raking through, repeating the process a few time before placing the palm of his hand on her slender shoulder. His other arm grabbed her elbow gingerly, careful to let her rest in a deep slumber, he suddenly became aware of her knees pressed against his upper thigh.
His attention slipped from the sleeping kitten to the paper-colored sliding doors, regarding it with unknown interest, the risks of being caught were extreme, even if he made sure his entrance went as unnoticed as possible. His fingers started to tap softly against her bare flesh, another purr escaped her lips and Hinata huddled even closer, her head tilting just against his own shoulder, mouth brushing against his skin. A small smile played on his features and he allowed himself to relax. Felines may not be the most loyal of the carnivores, canines exceeding them, but for some unexplainable reason he knew she was reliable.
The male sighed in relief when the sound of approaching footsteps eventually faded in the distance. A sudden frenzy of somnolence started to shower over him, he felt very tired because of all the security and insurance of remaining undetected. His beautiful girlfriend started nuzzle into his chest, long hair swaying over her pink-colored cheeks, the eyelids still closed over her opaque eyes. He smiled sincerely at the female and quickly kissed her on top of her head, the scent of her shampoo lingering in his nostrils. Smelling much better then the one of Hidan, that smelled like exotic fruits, plus he disliked the scent of mango's mixing with avocado's. No, he decided lovingly, Hinata was much more delightful with the scent of strawberries and jasmine.
It was funny how things could work out, he thought blissfully, he owed it all to Kisame. He was the one that proposed a visit to Konohagakure, to celebrate the success of the mission with the forbidden scrolls of Iwagakure, a few years ago. Of course this proposal didn't go without the needed and typical objection and complaints, he was lucky Leader-sama allowed them to go. His fingers started to tap her skin again, softly and rhythmically. He also decided that he liked the feeling of the fluffy cushions and pillows against his, slightly injured, back. More enjoyable then the rock hard things they slept on in the Akatsuki. The man shouldn't complain however, he was the one that willingly went to the Akatsuki in the first place.
Reminding him of the Akatsuki, he should probably head back very soon. Not that they would be worried about him, of all people. No, it was because of his, self-proclaimed, reputation. Hinata stirred lightly, it was almost like she could read or hear his thoughts and he swore her right leg started to rub against his own. His smile widened lightly, patting her head again. The raven-headed male was always punctual and strict about rules.
After all, Tobi's a good kid.
I bet you thought for a second it was OOC Itachi, right? I know, extremely short, but I wrote this on the Friday, I was supposed to study for Math…
Please review and request!
Note: Orochimaru and Kabuto are NOT with the Akatsuki.
Second note: You can also decide the genre, setting and scenario if you like. Or you could keep me and yourself guessing and leave the responsibility in my hands. AU and Songfics are no exceptions. Have situation or song in mind with a certain pairing? Send it over and I'll type a little story!
-Akatsuki lair-
Itachi: -Cries like a cute chibi- No ItaHina!!!
Zetsu: Shut up, Itachi. I'm trying to persuade the readers in choosing me for the next drabble!
Me: -Pops up- You all get a few minutes to introduce yourselves and explain why you should be with Hinata-hime.
Itachi: I'm a cold massmurderer... I hate my little brother... I scarred my little brother for life... I want Hinata-hime... or I'll kill you all.
Zetsu: I'm half plant, schizophrenic and I have a split personality. A little pity would do the trick. Oh and a cute Hinata would work as well. I'll devour you if I don't get her.
Deidara: I'm sexy, I'm hot and I'm a MAN, un!!! I deserve Hime-sama because together we would be the sexiest anime couple alive, un. We could beat Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie evertime, un. Or do you want me to blow your house up, un?
Tobi: I'm a good boy! I deserve Hinata-hime!
Everyone except for me and Tobi: You got her this chapter!
Tobi: So? I'm cute and Hinata is cute as well! Kawaii-ness!
Sasori: I'm dead... I wanted Hinata-hime before I died!! Waah!! But nooooo, I got a grandmother and a pink-headed bitch! I deserve Hinata!!! Or I'll turn you all in puppets!
Hidan: I'll slaughter you and sacrifice you to my god. Give me Hinata-hime...
Kakuzu: I'm financially better equiped for taking care of Hinata-hime... I can sew your -censored-, -censored- and -censored- if your a man, shut if you don't give me my Hime-sama.
Everyone except for Kakuzu: O.O
Kisame: I'm well-mannered, half shark and I'm just downright scary... Nobody would dare to steal Hime from me! Vote for me!!!!
Unidentified Member: Nobody gives me attention... I want sweet Hinata to keep me company...
Itachi: Aren't you a chick?
UM: So? TSOH-chan would do Yuri.
Itachi: Cha -Drools-!!! On second thought! Vote for me, Kurenai-hime and Hinata-hime for a hot, steamy trio!!
Leader-sama: I deserve her because I lead a kick-ass organization, I'm the most powerful person ever, I'm mysterious and I'm just cool... (I'll use my super special powers and let you burn if you don't give me Hinata.)
Me: Well... uhm... That was... Nice? Please review!