Hey hey, you you, I don't like your girlfr-Gah! Where did you come from? Oo Oh, to read the last chapter of this fan fiction, right?

Oops, did I say that? Yeah, I'm sorry to say, but…this is the last chapter I know, I know, I can see you supplying those chocolate chip cookies to throw at me…

Don't hurt me!!

Haha by the way I think the song Girlfriend By Avril Lavigne fits this story so perfectly Don't you think so?? Mu ha ha, I just wanted to say that…now onto the fan fiction while I break glass attempting to sing…

No way no way, think you need a new one…

But if you have any suggestions for more dates, I would gladly accept and add on! But here is the last date…Miyon. Please review, because then the poor bunnies in the third world will get CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES! And they will be fed. So please…review

X O X O Fourth Date- Miyon X O X O

So let's see what I have done.

First off, I dated Karin, which was like hugging a ball of fire. D A N G E R O U S ! This didn't go well. Note for later- bring plenty of money next time when going to restaurant. Other Note-Or perhaps it's better to not take a girl out to a restaurant at all.

Secondly, then I date Himeka, which was like dating a rock. She is too childish for my standards, and too air headed. And what's with her obsession over bugs?

Third, I dated Kazusa, which was going so well, it went too well. Of course, Karin and Kujyou just had to do something that I probably would never know but is unforgivable.

Here goes, my fourth one

I have…say, grown an attachment to Miyon for a while, since I did accept her play that she sent in. Volume 5 of Kamichama Karin, remember??

But the only way I could see her and ask her was during lunchtime. It's surprising, no one has turned me down. Although, all the dates have gone wrong.

Like they wanted me to suffer,

That can't be true, can it?? Maybe they're all plotting against me. Again. Argh! This is horrible, how come I haven't though of this sooner? At least Miyon isn't in this foolish charade. Right?

During lunch, however, Karin and Kujyou still have a grudge against me. Kirika, however, convinced Karin not to because since Karin has discovered that Kirika is a girl they have been the best of friends. Ugh. But, I shouldn't meddle in this business.

But still even though, she stopped, Kujyou was still at it. He started throwing milk cartons at me! How dare he! Me, being the center of humiliation! These three other girls, with "Z" marks on their forehead Like a brand for stupidity, I say who I presume to be the Kazune-Z helped.

And when I say help, I say I have developed bruises on my head. Yes, they helped him. Not me. No one ever takes pity on the bad guy. Geez, who is the sadistic idiot who we call a writer that makes me suffer?!?!

As I approach the target of my next date, I get not only get milk cartons hitting my head, but juice boxes. I asked Miyon quickly.

"Do you want to go out on a date with me ?"

She took a weird glance at me, but she says yes, giggling at some random thing.

Oh yeah forgot. I had milk cartons and juice boxes hitting me.

Then I escaped from this Hate Mr. Glasses- I mean Kirio Karasuma Rally. Augh! What a pathetic nickname.

At least I have the date to look forward to.

X O X O

I decided to meet secretly so Kujyou and Karin don't stalk us. What can a bad guy in a manga do to get some peace?! Anyways, Miyon turns out to be really nice too.

"You still smell like milk and juice," Miyon joked. Okay. I can handle a joker.

I smirked back. But I didn't have a good comeback. I can never think of any good comebacks.

We were walking down the beach and it was sunset, the perfect romantic date. We were walking down the beach, and we learned a lot about each other.

"So you like vanilla ice cream too?" Miyon asked in earnest.

"Yup, it's my favorite flavor," I said. So I didn't really like ice cream at all. But she didn't have to know that.

"What about…you favorite thing to do?" Miyon inquired.

"Uhm…what about yours?"

"Well, I like to sing."

Please let her be a good singer so my eardrums can have a break today, I pleaded in my head.

"Oh! But you know what?" So Miyon wasn't going to sing. Relief.

"Yuuki is such a great instrument player." She said wistfully. She sighed, you know, the girly kind of sigh. "He is just so awesome."

I flinched. I've just noticed I've done a lot of flinching. Ohh well. I remember Yuuki. He was okay, I guess. He had released the power of a ring we had. Volume 6 or 7 I don't remember

"Look at the sun! Isn't it so pretty?" Why would she look at the sun? I glanced at it, then looked away quickly. Jeez, it's so bright.

"It's…a nice view." I lied. No, it's blinding my poor eyes and reflecting off my glasses. Who in their right mind would stare at the sun?? But it was just a little white lie. A little one.

"Yup. So Karin and Himeka tell me you are named Mr. Glasses Man? Or Mr. G-Man?" She giggled.

I bit my lip at the horrible taste it gave in my tongue. At the horrible nickname. "Yes, I think it's rather stupid."

"Yeah, but you gotta admit, it's a little amusing." Her eyes twinkled.

I think my eye twitched. Or maybe subconsciously. "Eh," I said.

"Did your eye twitch?" She asked with concern. "Ya know, I think there's a disease which causes eye twitching. Maybe you should check up with the doctor."

I took a deep breath. Okay, she means well. Everyone is like that. I should be happy she answered yes to going out.

X O X O

Wow. It was actually going well. Nothing major happened. I think I actually found the one. I think-

She turned around and faced me with a sad look upon her face. "Mr. Glasses Man, this was really nice, but I'm sorry I can't be your girlfriend. My heart belongs to Yuuki. So, I'll see you later." She rushed away quickly.

I think I'll just stick with my sisters.

There was a rustle of bushes and Karin and Kazune revealed themselves. They were smirking at me.

I sunk my head in rejection. "This was all a plan, wasn't it?"

They nodded smugly. "From the start, " They said, as they walked away holding hands. Oh, so they fell in love.

And I fell out of love with 4 girls. But they turned out okay. So the good guys get to enjoy by eating ice cream at their favorite café.

The bad guys are the ones who take care of the garbage that they made.

Oh well.

X O X O The End X O X O

Kiki Hee hee! I really hope you liked this fan fiction! Please rate and re-

Mr. G-Man Augh! This was a stupid fan fiction!! GIVE BAD REVIEWS FOR THIS STORY!! FLAME IT, BOMB IT, WHATEVER! As long as I get my justice…

Karin Oh my Gosh, Mr. G-Man! You don't have to be so mean! This was a hilarious fan fiction! Give GOOD reviews for this!

Kazune Yeah, I got to throw popcorn at Karasuma! This wasn't so bad.

Kazune-Z KAZUNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Kazune AHHH!!

Both Himekas This was funny!!

Kirika It might not be amusing to my brother, but you gotta admit, brother, it did make the readers crack up.

Kazusa It was a pleasure serving in this fan fiction.

Yuuki that's not fair; I was only mentioned in this fan fiction!

Miyon But at least you have me, Yuuki!!

Micchi WHEE!!!

Kiki Woah Oo Sorry! I had to add Micchi cause I thought he needed at least one line in my fan fiction! Anyways Good-

Whole Kamichama Karin Crew and Kiki BYE!!!!!!!