The Cartoon Network Movie

A/N: I do not own anything in this story; in other words, I don't own anything on Cartoon Network.

Peach Creek

Three boys were walking in the cul-de-sac, and no one else was outside because of the quarantine. "Why do we always get stuck by ourselves from these quarantines!" the shortest one yelled. This person was short, had three hairs, and wore a yellow shirt. His name was Eddy.

"Eddy, it's because of our immune system and isolation from the others," a taller one said. This one was taller than Eddy, yet not the tallest of the three. He wore a sock on his head, and an orange shirt.

"Whatever, Double D," Eddy said.

"I see something shiny!" the tallest one yelled pointing at a quarter. He was yellow skinned, had no chin, and a head full of individually sticking out hairs. He also had a unibrow, a green jacket, and a red and white-stripped shirt. His name was Ed.

"A quarter! Just my luck!" Eddy yelled, grabbing the quarter. "It's jawbreaker time, boys!"

"Eddy, that's one quarter!" Edd protested.

"But I have two more from our last scam!" Eddy yelled, taking out two quarters from his pocket.

"Is Eddy the man with the plan or what, Double D!" Ed yelled, running down the lane.

"Ed! Wait for us!" Edd and Eddy yelled, running towards him.

Ed turned and ran west, and after running left three blocks, he turned and ran north. As he ran, he saw some stores; the trademarks of their neighborhood. He ran down a hill, and then up another one, and then he ran on a flat piece of land. He passed a school supply store, a music store, and a grocery store. The other two boys were right behind him. As Ed stopped, the other two caught up.

"Ed! I have the quarters!" Eddy yelled.

"Oh. OK!" Ed yelled, walking into the Candy Store. As Ed, and Eddy followed, a car drove by and stopped.

As a kid walked out of the car, he looked around. The kid had a red baseball cap on, a big nose, and a blue and white-stripped shirt. His name was Billy. He walked into the Candy Store, and bumped into Ed, who was looking at a jawbreaker and standing behind another kid.

"Sorry, mister," Billy said, when he saw Ed's face.

"Billy!" Ed yelled in joy, dropping his jawbreaker.

"Ed!" Billy said, hugging Ed.

"You know him!" Eddy yelled seeing Billy.

"Eddy, Double D, this is my cousin Billy. Billy, this is Double D and Eddy, my friends!" Ed said. He pointed at Edd and Eddy.

"Hi!" Billy said stupidly.

"Salutations, Billy!" Edd said, shaking Billy's hand.

"What's up?" Eddy asked.

"Nothing," Billy said.

"Hurry up you three!" the Candy Store Owner yelled.

"Yes, sir!" Eddy said, grabbing the three jawbreakers and giving them to the man. The man asked for seventy-five cents, and Eddy gave him three quarters. As the three walked out, they saw a girl by the street post.

"There you are, Billy," she said coldly. She had blonde hair, a black hair band, and no nose. She wore a pink shirt, and was frowning. Her name was Mandy.

"Mandy! This is my cousin Ed, and his friends Double D and Eddy!" Billy said, pointing at Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

"You're supposed to be at the museum, not at the stupid candy store," Mandy said, grabbing Billy by the shirt and dragging him off.

"Wow, these new people look and act strange," Eddy said, slurping his jawbreaker.

"Their animation style is different. I wonder how Ed and Billy can be related," Edd stated.

"Oh no! I'm supposed to be babysitting Sarah since she's sick!" Ed realized, running off. He ran through an ally, where a man was standing in the shadows. The man, well actually a kid, was big headed, had a white shirt, had hair like Ed's, and was carrying a plank. His name was Jonny.

"The Ed's suspect nothing, Plank," Jonny said as the two left the ally after Edd and Eddy ran by. "I'll contact the others to begin Phase Two," Jonny finished, laughing evilly. Jonny took out a device. "Mandroid, Billybot, prepare to set sail for Camp Kidney, we need to get the illness there also," Jonny said.

"Statement: Yes Jonny," A metallic voice came. It was Billybot.

"Preparing to launch illness now," Mandroid's voice said over the device.

"Good," Jonny said, turning it off and laughing…

Ed was in his room, crying. He found out that he couldn't help his sister because of the quarantine, and thought he was going to be grounded.

"Suits her, the disease will get her some character," Eddy said, not caring the least what happened to Sarah.

"I don't know Eddy, the disease is still being studied in some government funded labs, it has no known cure, and they claim it slowly eats the mind away and turns the victims into zombie-like creatures," Edd said. He was scared that the disease might spread to other towns, entire nations.

"Zombies!" Ed yelled, and started to laugh.

Camp Kidney

Lazlo and Clam were walking through the now quarantined Camp Kidney. Just yesterday a mysterious illness hit Peach Creek, now it was at Camp Kidney. How it spread, no one knew. A specialized SWAT Team was in the area, testing the ill ones. Few people somehow had a natural immunity to the illness, which supposedly would turn the victims into zombies.

"Not healthy," Clam said, looking around the camp.

"I can't believe that we're the only one's not sick," Lazlo said, looking around. "Even the Squirrel Scouts got the illness now."

"This area is on quarantine, civilian!" a SWAT Team member said. The SWAT Team member was in a biohazard suit, completely safe from all biological hazards.

"But sir, our friends are here!" Lazlo said.

"My nephew was the first to get the disease, how do you think I feel?" the SWAT Team member said.

"OK!" Clam said, as he walked to the outside of Camp Kidney. Lazlo followed Clam to the road.

Lazlo and Clam started hitchhiking from the side of the road. "I can't believe his nephew got the disease first, I wonder who it was," Lazlo said. He knew it was someone from Peach Creek, but that town was huge, it had over five thousand citizens even.

"Kevin!" Clam said, remembering what he read.

"Oh yeah, Kevin Marley got the illness first, he must be Kevin's uncle!" Lazlo said as he continued holding his thumb out as he hitchhiked.

"Car!" Clam said. A car drove by, and it stopped in front of the two beans. The door opened.

"Get in, I'll explain to you who I am on the way," the man in there said as the two Bean Scouts got in. The man was bald, black skin –not black, but darker than white, more of a brown really - black glasses, a black bowlers hat, and a black suit and white shirt under it. He had a black tie also.

"Um, where are we going, sir?" Lazlo asked.

"We're going to a laboratory near Endsville, top secret stuff dealing with the sickness," the man said.

"OK," Clam said, looking at the distant Camp Kidney.

"Who are you, sir?" Lazlo asked. The man turned around.

"I'm Agent Z. I work at the laboratory by Endsville. And buckle your seatbelts, things are going to get a tad bit… bumpy," the man said. Lazlo and Clam buckled their seatbelts, and the man pushed a red button.

The back of the car turned into a rocket engine like thing, and it speed down the street. IT broke the sound barrier, and trees behind it started to fall from wind hitting them. It turned on a street, and then, it speed across the desert. The dust of the desert by Prickly Pines flew behind them as the car gained speed.. The two Bean Scouts were being pressed against their seats as it flew across the ground. Suddenly, it stopped, and the two almost hit the seats in front of them, but the seat belts stopped it. Lazlo and Clam got out dizzily.

"Sorry 'bout that, first time travelers are always dizzy from it though," Agent Z said, walking around the car.

"It's OK, Agent E, but what is this laboratory for?" Lazlo asked.

"It's was originally owned by a boy genius known as Dexter, but he sold it to the Cartoon Network Government for researching the ultimate Cartoon Weapon. In the end, a horrible disease was created, one that in the wrong hands could be used to take over the entire network! We eventually were able to contain it in a room, but apparently it is happening again, on a larger scale. We are trying to find a cure, but we'll need a few strands of already resistant DNA," Agent Z said, walking into the laboratory…

Peach Creek

"Ed and Eddy, I present to you my latest invention!" Edd said, pulling a cover off of a device. It was a box, and it had strange lines on it. The lines connected to a tube, and the tube went into a showerhead in the bathroom in Ed's basement. The box though, was in Edd's room.

"Where does the pipe go?" Ed asked.

"Your bathroom's showerhead," Edd said, as he opened the box. Inside it, there were pipes everywhere, and diamonds in their end that went into it. The pipes all connected in a circle on the opposite side of the box than they were on.

"What is it?" Eddy asked looking in.

"A transporter from Star Voyage the Original Series!" Ed yelled, running into it.

"Ed's surprisingly correct, Eddy. It's a teleportor," Edd said, walking in. He pushed Ed out. "Ed, go to your house and take a video camera, tape my coming through the shower head and back into existence from energy," Edd said to Ed. Ed nodded and ran to his house.

"What am I supposed to do?" Eddy asked.

"You can tape this side through that hole," Edd said, pointing to a hole in the box and closing the door.

Eddy put Edd's camera lens through it, and started to record.

Edd was moving buttons up and down, energy from the diamonds starting to fluxate, and suddenly… BAM! He vanished into a whisp of smoke.

"Double D!" Eddy yelled, taking the camera out of the hole and opening the box. He looked around, it was cooling off considerably now, just a second ago it was warm enough to melt diamonds, ten seconds later it was room temperature. "Noooooo!" Eddy yelled, tears coming from his eyes. Edd was gone. His scams would never succeed again…

Ed's Bathroom

"Double D?" Ed asked as colors came from the shower head, the exact nanosecond that Edd vanished in a whisp of smoke in his house. The colors mixed together, and then Edd moved after a minute.

"IT WORKED!" Edd yelled in joy.

"We can get beamed up by Double D now!" Ed laughed.

Eddy ran in the door and saw Edd. "Double D! You're alive!" he yelled in relief.

"Yes, you did succeed," a shadowy figure said looking out the door…

What will happen next? Why is Plank trying to take over Cartoon network? What about the zombies? When will more villains appear? What does the teleportor do with the plot? Stay tuned for all those answers and more!