Author's Note:

I don't own Charlie Bone.

The idea for this is not my original. The things not to do are but the concept of this list is in many Harry Potter fanfics but since I have yet to see one in the Charlie Bone fanfics I have decided to supply one. I think sexual inuendos are funny so expect a lot of them. I don't know how many unwritten rules (as I'm calling them) I'll end up with, I guess as many as I can think of. lol. Here we go.

What Not To Do At Bloor's Academy

1. NO GRAFFITYING DIRTY PICTURES ON THE RUIN WALLS.

Charlie Bone sighed and went over to visit his friends, Gabriel and Fidelio, who both looked rather bored as well.

"Hey, Gabe, Fidelio." sighed Charlie.

"Hey, Charlie." they sighed back in unison.

"So, what's up? Anything exciting going on today?" Charlie asked.

"Ha! I wish!" Gabriel yelled, causing Fidelio to jump slightly. All three sat down and sighed. Suddenly, a very giggly Olivia skipped over to them and plopped down beside them in the grass.

"Hi!" she giggled, "What's with the long faces? Oh!" she exclaimed, "You three haven't seen the ruin, have you?" she giggled again.

Charlie looked at her oddly. "Well of course we've seen the ruin, weirdo! We've seen it nearly every day we've been at Bloor's." Olivia fell over laughing and the boys raised their eyebrows suspiciously.

"Has something happened to the ruin?" Fidelio inquired. Olivia laughed even harder and started rolling around holding her stomach. Charlie just rolled his eyes but Gabriel looked rather irritated. They waited a few minutes before Gabriel couldn't take it anymore.

"Olivia!" He yelled. She stopped momentarily and then began again. Gabriel yelled again and pinned her arms down and sat on her stomach provacatively, looking her in the eyes. "Are you going to tell us what's so funny or not?" She finally stopped and smiled mischieviously back up at him from her position on the ground.

"Gabriel Silk, I had no idea you felt this way." Gabriel turned pink and jumped off of her while Charlie and Fidelio made 'oooing' noises. Fidelio even threw in an 'Ow! OW!'.

"Just tell us what's so funny." he said testily.

Olivia smiled again. "Why don't you just come and see for yourselves?" with that, she motioned for them to come and she started running back towards the ruin where a crowd had formed, all laughing and pointing. "Come on, come!" she grabbed their arms and pushed them to the front of the crowd, giggling furiously. "Look!" she excaimed.

The boys looked and all at once their jaws dropped and they began laughing histerically.

"Is that--Is that what I think it is?!" Gabriel yelped. He pointed staight ahead and saw Olivia blush slightly.

"And look there! Is that supposed to be Dr Bloor in a thong?! Oh my, has he let himself go!" Charlie began grasping his sides due to laughing cramps.

Fidelio was laughing as well and suddenly his face went very pale and he looked at Charlie.

"What's wrong, Fido?" Charlie was still smirking.

"Er, Charlie, I think that one's--" he was cut off as Tancred and Lysander came up behind him and Tancred sent a warm yet strong blast of air through the crowd and let out of howl of laughter.

"Hey, Charlie! I think that one's supposed to be YOU!!" he yelled and pointed, causing the crowd to follow his finger to the graffity- figure on the end of naked boy that said 'CHARLIE BONER' in cool red letters above it's head. There was also a red arrow pointing to a very provacative, very errect, place. Charlie looked and began to blush uncontrollably and looked furiously at Tancred. "Oh, um, my bad, Charlie. That was totally my bad!"

Charlie's eye twitched and he said in a very slow voice through clenched teeth, "You think perhaps you could previde a bit of water to wipe the wall clean?" his eye twitched again while Gabriel, Fidelio, Lysander, and Olivia tryed desperately not to look at their friend's nude portrait but were finding this an impossible task.

"Uh, sure, bud. Whatever you say." Tancred took a deep breath and a rain cloud formed just above Charlie's wall image and the rain washed it away.

"Awwwwe!" cried the crowd as they watched the red paint slip down to the ground. "Way to be a party-pooper, Charlie!"

Charlie's eye twitched again and Emma came walking over to see what the fuss was all about. "What's going on, Olivia?"

"Oh, Em, you've just missed seeing Charlie naked!"

"Damn, they've erased it." she murmered.

"What was that?"

"Er, um, nothing." then she looked up at the rest of the wall and her eyes widened slightly and then she fell back while trying to back away, hit her head on a rock and passed out in the mud. Her hands fell open to reveal red paint-spattered palms.

Author's Note:

Lol. Silly little Emma, where DID that paint come from? Mwahahaha. Reviews???