Here's the fourth chapter. Long wait, hn? Sorry, sorry… But here it is. The girl in question? Well, here's a hint… Nyuk. Repeat three times. XD Well, enjoy!
Say my name, partner!
"Ehm… Why the hell are we dressed like this, again?"
Yep. Because, marvel of the marvels, Xigbar and Demyx had changed their clothes. At home were their black cloaks. They were now wearing more casual clothes. Demyx had been given a pair of jeans, a pair of white sneakers and a blue t-shirt that, in Xigbar's opinion, suited him well because of his pink skin and blonde hair. The older member had opted for a pink shirt and a black pair of pants, along with a couple of black shoes. And they were currently walking around… In the lion's den. Yep. Hollow Bastion. Home of the damn Keyblade warrior's friends.
"Because of what I declared as 'the solution to sudden rays of dumbness in the Superior's sky'." Said Xigbar, smirking. "The Keyblade warriors don't know our faces, but they do know that we always wear those cloaks. And incredible thing… The superior always wants us to wear them. It's like having a damn tag on our heads that says 'Free kill'." Continued, empathizing the whole sentence with gestures of his hands. Demyx sweatdropped, but nodded while scratching the tip of his nose with his right index finger.
"Right… But, then, why the hell are we here? Doing things dressed like this it's just a give away of our faces, thing you want to avoid, from what I've heard." He asked. Xigbar had a prepared answer for this as well.
"Naïve, naïve Demyx… The answer is simple." He said, his single eye closed and waving his right index finger at him in a 'No-no' motion. "We have to know our enemy, to beat him. and what better way than to act like them, by taking a random walk and making acquaintances like normal people?"
"…" Demyx tried to find a flaw in that reasoning, because it was the first time that the superior assigned a mission of that kind. But couldn't find any. "I guess…"
"Well, then… Now, we split up."
"EH?!"
"This way, we will cover more territory and people in a short amount of time. Just act natural and you'll be fine. See ya here in…" Xigbar thought about it for some time, thinking about how much would it take for Demyx to score with a girl and have sex… He would follow him of course, but it was better to give him a time limit. "Three hours." Said that, Xigbar practically ran away, leaving a dumb founded Demyx in the middle of the street.
After a few blinks, Demyx sighed and began to walk in another direction. Unknown to him, Xigbar was stalking him from the roofs above, using his special powers to stay hidden the best possible, and to observe from every possible angle.
So, let's see what you're capable of, Number IX… Or maybe I should call him number XXX? Xigbar sniggered at that thought.
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Now, there he was. All alone, wandering in a foreign world… Trying to do what? He still didn't get what exactly he had to do. That because, he hadn't really had much free time… To be spent outside the castle, that was. That was why it really felt strange that 'mission', to him. But, well. You don't look at the gifted horse in the mouth… Damn. He thought he never got that sentence right, or that it was made like that on purpose. Gifted horse… Does that ring a bell? And that made him think of another thing.
Since that first 'incident' with Larxene, three weeks had passed. And the female Nobody had made him 'work out' with her almost everyday since the incident with Kairi. It was like she wanted to be sure that he didn't have any stamina left for anything else. But one thing was sure. Demyx probably wasn't the strongest fighter of the organization… But he had a lot of stamina. And Kairi… He didn't really know why he kept on going to visit her, since every single time she managed to make him slip trough the bars and… Well, you got the idea. And Naminé… Well, the girl, somehow, even after letting out that she was a closet pervert, had managed to stay as pure as possible… In the sense that among the three girls she was the one who made him spend less energies and wanted to do it the less. She often preferred to just cuddle with him, and even when she wanted to go to the other level, she managed to make it stay as pure and tender as possible… How the hell could such a sweet girl be the Nobody of a nympho like Kairi?
And there was that other thing… Seemed like the Keyblade brat had recently started to cry and sulk very often, suddenly and without warning, and without knowing himself why. And Xigbar said him that the times seemed to coincide with the times when he was humping Kairi… Mah.
"AAAAAAARGH! WHY THE HELL CAN'T I HIT YOU?!"
Demyx's thoughts were interrupted by a sudden yell that mixed desperation and anger. And of course, curiosity took hold of Demyx. He walked towards the source of the yell… And he found a funny scene. There was a dark haired girl on the ground, on her back, throwing a tantrum like a little kid, and a blonde haired guy holding an enormous sword in front of her, observing the situation while staying as calm as possible. Demyx sweatdropped at the scene… But then, he suddenly frozen. Why? Because he had recognized the man, even if he had changed outfit. He remembered the lessons that the Superior gave him and the others…
Flashback
"And now, we come to this matter… This guy." The Superior changed page of the huge stack of this hung over the blackboard. The picture was the one of a guy who looked like a damn vampire, holding an enormous sword wrapped in bandages and with long, blonde spiky hair and piercing eyes. One blue, one green. "This guy… If you meet him… Run like little girls."
At this some snorted, some laughed, some other said 'Eh?', others just stayed silent.
"This guy… Could probably beat the shit out of me without even trying. Good thing that he doesn't give a crap about the whole Darkness and Light thing. So, whatever you do, don't get on his black list. And if you do… At least, die without letting out you're of the Organization."
"…" At this, all stared. First, because it was the first time they had heard the Superior use such a language. Second, because that guy was scaring them just by looking at them from the picture. Suddenly, a gust of wind moved the paper, and it looked like he was coming out of the picture. Someone shrieked and everyone jumped.
"MARLUXIA! YOU ALMOST GAVE ME AN HEART ATTACK!"
End of the flashback
"…" Demyx swallowed, and kept on telling to himself 'Don't do anything stupid'. And as such, he tripped on his own feet while walking away, making a huge ruckus because he went and hit a bunch of metallic things with his head. "OOOOW!" And the howl of pain just was the cherry at the top of the shit-cake. Xigbar, who was observing everything, palmed his face.
"… Who's there?" Said Cloud in that voice that made girls melt and enemies shiver in fear, even if it was the same icy voice in both cases. Demyx shivered, of course, but he immediately got up and dusted himself off, making himself visible while rubbing the back of his head.
"S-Sorry! I just tripped while passing by…" Demyx began to observe the reactions. Cloud just stared and the shifted his gaze to the girl. Good thing. He was boring him. He wasn't nothing to him. Not even the diet coke of non-existence, as the Superior once told him. YES! … One moment. That wasn't so good… But then, he began to observe the girl. She was dressed strangely… And her outfit was a bit revealing. She had a blue top, a black jacket, a pair of dark blue adherent shorts, and a couple of high, black, boots. Accessories: a couple of short bracers, a bandana around her forehead and what looked like an enormous shuriken. Probably her weapon of choice. He couldn't help but focus on her legs… And he began to think that Kairi was rubbing on him. He looked away, blushing, while the girl got back on her feet.
"Damn it, Cloud! One more time!"
"… Yuffie. You haven't been able to beat me the first three times, and you're tired and unfocused. What makes you think that you will succeed the fourth time?"
"I… I… J-Just shut up and fight!"
"Forget it." He said. And then, he turned towards Demyx. "Hey, you."
"M-Me?" Stuttered Demyx.
"Can you fight?" Asked Cloud, still as stoic as ever.
"Well… Yes?" He said. And as an answer, Cloud jumped high in the air and away from them, disappearing.
"AAAAAAARGH! I HATE HIM WHEN HE DOES THAT!" Shouted Yuffie, grabbing the sides of his head in exasperation. Then, she turned towards Demyx, pointing her shuriken at him. "NOW I HAVE TO VENT MY ANGER! PREPARE YOURSELF!"
"WHAT?!" And the next second, Demyx dodged a shuriken throw bending his body in a position the he believed impossible for a human. And he the fell to the ground to dodge another one. "ARE YOU CRAZY?!"
"SHUT UP AND LET YOURSELF BE C… EHM, I MEAN FIGHT!" She kept on hurling the thing at Demyx, who dodged in every way possible. Xigbar, in the meanwhile, was observing restraining his laughter for some of the poses that Demyx was making.
"Ihihihih… Good boy, though. He's not summoning his weapon to not give away informations about the Organization." But at this rate, that girl will seriously hurt him…
"WILL YOU STOP?! HOW CAN YOU ATTACK AN UNARMED MAN?!"
"A REAL MAN'S REAL WEAPON IS HIS BODY!"
"AND THAT SHOULD SUDDENLY TRANSFORM ME INTO A MARTIAL ARTIST?!" Dodging another shuriken throw, Demyx then found himself against a wall in a dark angle between two buildings, in an improvised alley. And he noticed something… A bar. An aluminium bar. Acting on instinct, when he saw the girl jump into the alley after him, he did what came the most natural to him… He hurled the bar at the ninja, hitting her square in the head. The girl got stunned for one moment, and it looked like she was floating in the air… And then she fell to the ground, the bar after her, bended in the shape of her head.
"…" Silence reigned supreme for a while, and Xigbar was laughing his ass off muffling the sound with his clothes. Then… Demyx got worried, and approached the girl. He got on one knee. "Ehm… Are you okay?"
"…Urt…" Demyx heard that word and then a little sniff. Then, Yuffie slowly raised his head displaying a pair of chocolate brown teary eyes. She suddenly got on her knees and then started crying, rubbing her eyes while cascades of water fell from them. "WAAAAH! THAT HURT! YOU MEANIE!"
"EH?! W-WEREN'T YOU THE ONE WHO WANTED TO CUT ME TO SMITHEREENS?!" Replied Demyx, a bit shocked from the girl's outburst.
"IT WAS JUST A JOKE! YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GO THAT FAR! MEANIE! WAAAAH!" Xigbar fell from the roof from which he was observing the whole scene out of laughs, but he managed to stay focused on the scene, because he wanted to see what would happen next.
Eheheh… Eheh… And this is another proof… For my other half of the theory…
"Ehm…" Demyx just shook his head. He couldn't believe the situations he suddenly found himself into. He observed the girl. Even if she was the one who started everything, (the crying was probably the result of a mental breakdown), that hit probably really hurt, since there was a visible red bruise on her forehead, and it could be seen even under her bandanna, since it got a little out of it. Demyx sighed and then… He kissed the sore spot. Yuffie stopped her crying to stare at him, still sniffing and tears in her eyes, of course.
"… Sniff… What… What was that?" She said.
"Ehm… I… Kissed it better?" And I don't know where the hell it came from…
"… Do you think you're my mom or something?" Said Yuffie, her sad look turned into a pout for a moment.
"Ehm… I don't know…" Replied Demyx, still rubbing the back of his head. And then, Yuffie stretched her arms towards him, displaying the puppy eyes technique.
"I need a huuuuuuug…" She said, with a low voice, in a whine. Demyx sweatdropped and then… Just sighed and hugged her. The girl hugged him back, sniffing a bit more with her head on his shoulder.
Demyx patted her on her back, and in the meanwhile asked himself what the hell was wrong with that girl and her mood swings. Suddenly… He blushed. And… He couldn't stop himself from asking a question.
"… Yuffie, right?"
"Yes. And you?" Yuffie sniffed again.
"Ehm… Demyx. The point is… You're a shinobi, right?" The girl nodded slightly in answer. Demyx blushed even more. "Then… Did you just use a breast enlargement no jutsu or something? Because…"
"!!!"
Yuffie became red as a tomato when she realized what had happened. She turned around and she began to touch her chest.
"T-The bindings… They ripped…" She said in a whisper. Demyx blushed more too.
"You mean… You bind your chest?" He said. Yuffie nodded quickly in answer.
"Yes… Maybe I don't look like it, but I have a D-cup… They get in the way when I fight and train…" She replied.
"So… You always keep them restrained? But doesn't it hurt?" Asked Demyx, a bit curious. Yuffie blushed even more.
"… Yes. A bit… Even now…" Yuffie crossed her arms over her chest, her blush subsiding a little. "They're a little sore…"
"Want me to kiss them better? … AH!"
"EH?!"
Yuffie turned around towards Demyx, her blush as red as his one. And Demyx had the 'What the fuck did I just say' face. No, really. Who did posses him to say that?! Yuffie stared at him for a few seconds before shouting…
"W-What the hell are you saying?!" She then turned around again, feeling her face go aflame. And Demyx wanted to disappear underground. The silence, the awkward, embarrassed silence, though, was just a few seconds short. "Kiss it better… What a stupid…"
"Ehm… I'm sorry…"
"But…" Demyx suddenly perked his head up from the 'look at the ground, worm' position. "I suppose… I suppose I could use… A massage…"
"…"
"…"
"…" After a few seconds of no talking, Yuffie started to turn her head around to see what the hell had happened, but she didn't make it in time, because she suddenly found Demyx's chin on her right shoulder and his hands on her breasts, from above her shirt. "Ah!"
"…" Now I'm certain of it. Kairi is rubbing off on me. But nonetheless, Demyx began to softly massage Yuffie's breasts. The girl let out a soft moan, and blushed a little. She turned her head towards Demyx.
"Can you… Kiss me better?" Her eyes were half closed and her stare had become clearly aroused. Seemed like she easily got 'on fire'. Demyx complied. Wanted a kiss? Here's a kiss. "Mmmh…" She hadn't said anything about her tongue, hurting… But she didn't mind, it seemed. And she didn't mind getting her jacket removed, and her top… And his hands moving, shifting places…
In the meanwhile, Xigbar had set up a long range mic and a powerful camera set up on the place, and was eating popcorn while enjoying the show.
"Yeah! Go Demyx!"
"… Creepy…"
"!"
Xigbar turned around… And in a second, he was facing Cloud. Cloud was staring at him emotionless as usual. Xigbar was staring back, and was ready to summon his weapons.
"Staring and recording a couple getting it on… Very creepy… And suspicious…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…" Suddenly, Cloud sat down and got a binocular out of his pocket. "Mind sharing some popcorn?"
"…" Xigbar blinked… Then sat down and shared the popcorn.
"I would have never guessed Yuffie had a D-Cup… With those bandages…"
"… Look man, even if your voice is emotionless… Your hard-on is evident."
"…" Cloud slowly shifted his gaze from the inside of the binocular to the bulge… The enormous buldge, noticed Xiggy. He stared at it for a few seconds… And then, slowly, the bulge decreased… And disappeared in his pants again. Cloud returned to observing the scene… While Xigbar looked like he was about to vomit.
"… That was… The freakiest thing… I've ever seen."
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"… Another kiss?"
"Sigh… Among the girls I've f… Ehm, known, you're the one who likes kisses the most."
"Kisskisskisskiss…"
"Uff… Ok…"
After getting cleaned, courtesy of a big amount of water falling above the couple (courtesy of Demyx), and dressed, the two had changed place, and were cuddling sitting on top of a cliff facing the castle in the middle of the Hollow Bastion. Yuffie was leaning the right side of her head on Demyx's tights.
"You're not from around here, are you?" She said.
"No." He replied, while, stroking her hair. "And yet… You ended up on the floor with me in less then ten minutes… OW!"
"I have your leg as a hostage…"
"Ok! Ok! No more pinching, please!" Demyx rubbed the sore spot on his tight while observing Yuffie's smirking face… And he didn't know why, he loved it. "But seriously… Why?" Maybe it will help me clear the situation…
"Mmmh… What can I tell you?" Yuffie snuggled a bit more against Demyx's legs. "It was like… I felt it was ok to do it with you… That I wouldn't regret it… That you were a good guy and not one of… Those guys."
"…" Demyx blushed a little at the compliment. "Thanks… I suppose…"
"Thanks isn't enough. Promise me you'll come here often…"
"…" Demyx looked at her face… And he just couldn't tell 'no'. "Of course…"
"Good." She shifted a bit more, leaning her right hand on his tights. "Look at the sunset…"
"Sunset, yeah… … OO SUNSET?!"
"? What is it?!"
"I WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET WITH XIGBAR ONE HOUR AGO!"
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"So… I send you one copy and you allow me and the gang to come here?"
"If you don't cause harm, you're welcome here."
Cloud had enjoyed the show as much as Xigbar, but the Nobody was suspicious. Xigbar had talked with him while he waited for Demyx about a bit of things, and in the end, he had told him some things that were classified as 'secret', by the organization. The blonde wasn't someone who could be fooled.
"Just don't go around spreading heartless. Cut down that part, alright?" Said the blonde swordsman while turning around to leave. "Otherwise… I'll bring you down myself."
"Now, that's something that I don't want to see…" Commented Xigbar, half sarcastic half serious. And then, he heard rushed footsteps behind him. Guess who?
"I'm… I'm sorry, but… She… I… The sunset…"
"Hey, hey. Hold the phone and breath." Demyx did as told. He regained his breath. "Don't worry about being late. I actually beneficed of it. It allowed me to make an interesting conversation… And an even more interesting agreement."
"?" Demyx was genuinely confused. But he shrugged the thing off. His mind was occupied with another process of thought… Another girl. That made four of them. And from what he had heard from Yuffie… It was something with him that made those things happen. So… WHAT THE HELL?!
End of Chapter 4