Here it is! The final chapter of Morning, Pumpkin! The one you've all been waiting for.
Can a hero and a villain maintain a healthy relationship? Will Kim's family accept her newfound identity? Will Big Jim ever get a moment of peace? Let's find out!
I do not own Kim Possible or any related characters. I also don't own Family Guy (that's important, remember that)
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Chapter 5: Lovey Dovey
I don't care if Monday's blue
Tuesday's grey and Wednesday too
Thursday, I don't care about you
It's Friday, I'm in love
- Friday, I'm in Love, The Cure
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Hotel Alioto, 6:30 Am Sunday
Shego woke up, and for the first time in many years, she was truly happy. Looking down, she saw the most beautiful girl in the world, sleeping soundly in her arms. There is no greater feeling then waking up next to the person you love.
'Wait, what? Did I just think "love"? My God, do I love her? I mean, I know I like her. She's wonderful, she's beautiful, she's...she's the only person to care about me so much. Oh my God, I've fallen in love with this girl!'
'What do I do, now? She's not going to want to...date a villain, not the Princess. Damn it, what am I going to do? I can't just drop everything, I can't change.'
Then a little voice in the back of her head asked 'Would you change for her?'
'... Yes. I can do it for her. I get enough money from my stocks and businesses. Hell, I only steal things to get the money to buy more companies. All I need to do is invest a little better, sell a few things I don't need, Hell, with a little luck I'll never have to work another day in my life!'
'But I'm still a wanted criminal. Even if I make a fortune I'll never be able to show my face in public or else I'll be arrested.'
The little voice responded, 'True, if only you knew someone inside Global Justice who could call in a favor and have your record sealed.'
'Yeah if onl- Kim! She's bound to have a few favors saved up.'
'That's right Shego, but are you sure you're going to be able to follow through with it? Can you really make a heart felt change?'
Shego looked at Kim, still asleep in her arms, 'Anything's possible.'
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Possible Residence, 9:00 Am Sunday
Shego drove up, sorry to let Kim leave. She offered Kim a week long trip around the world, just for fun, but Kim nixed the idea in favor of not being thrown out of school. Shego walked her to the door, "Well, princess I hope you enjoyed yourself."
"Yeah, I had a great time."
Grinning Shego said "You know, you were pretty amazing last night"
"Thanks, you were...wow uh, great" Shego almost laughed as she saw Kim blush.
'Twice we sleep together and she's still so shy, I'll have to change that.' Shego began a mental list of all the fun things she could do with Kimmie the next time they went out.
"Well, I'll see you around. Maybe we could get together again later this week."
"That'd be great. I'll see you around"
Kim began to unlock her door, when Shego made her leap of faith "Kim."
Kim had never heard Shego use her real name before, she stopped and turned around
"I just wanted to say... Um, I- I love you."
Kim just stared at her lover, not believing the words she had just heard. Shego on the other hand, was loosing it.
'Oh, my God. I blew it. I said it too soon! Why did I even open my mouth?! Shit, I screwed it up! She's gonna think I'm some sort of-'
"I love you, too."
"What?"
"I-I love you"
She held Kim close and kissed her, she knew she'd be alright. Kimmie loved her, that's all she needed. As Shego walked back to her car, she heard Kim calling her name. "What is it, Pumpkin?"
"Your boss is asleep on my couch."
"What?! God damn it!"
Shego got out of her car and walked into Kim's living room. There was Dr Drakken, still clutching a microphone, sleeping on Kim's sofa.
"Aw, he's looks like a baby."
"Yeah, a big, dumb, blue, baby." She smacked his forehead "Wake up, Dr D. Time to go home."
"Who's- SHEGO! Just WHERE have you been?! I stayed here all night waiting for you! Do you know how worried I've been?! How could you put me through this?!"
A brief pause
"Get in the car"
"Yes ma'am"
As Shego left, she stopped to give Kim a quick kiss before walking out the door. In the car, Shego asked "Why do you have a microphone?"
"The Possibles joined my for karaoke. THEY care about my feelings. THEY like the way I sing."
"Oh, Hell not this again."
For the rest of the trip, Shego endured Drakken's lecture on respecting other peoples feelings, and a painful rendition of The Way We Were.
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Bueno Nacho, Noon Sunday
Ron wasn't saying anything. He wasn't the type of person to give the "Silent Treatment", so Kim knew that he just couldn't think of anything to say.
"Ron, are you alright?"
"What, oh, yeah. I'm cool, I just uh... That is to say... I just didn't hear from you after your date last night."
"Ron, I just told you all about it."
"Yeah, but that was this morning"
"Uh, huh...?"
"And I couldn't reach you last night."
"Oh."
"Which tells me that your date...didn't end last night. That it carried over into this morning."
"..."
"Kim? How did your date with Shego end?"
"I...didn't go home last night."
"Oh..."
"Ron if you-"
"No it's fine-"
"If this is a problem-"
"It's not a problem... I just, you know, worry about you."
"She loves me."
Pause
"What?"
"Shego said she loves me, and I thi- and I love her."
"You mean 'love' Love, or "Love" Love?"
"The big one."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
And both of them were quiet for a while. This was a lot of news for Ron to process and Kim had just admitted she loved Shego to another person for the first time.
"So what about her...thievery-ish-ness?"
"Relax, Dubya, we talked about that. I have a few favors at GJ, and I think I can work out a deal for her that doesn't involve jail time."
"Oh, that's good...wait, why'd you call me 'Dubya'?"
"'Thievery-ish-ness'?"
"It's a word!"
"It is not!"
"It's a perfectly good word!"
"You made it up!"
And their conversation drifted into topics with which we have no interest.
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Drakken's lair, not long after
"But why are you leaving?"
"I've told you five times!"
"But WHY are you leaving?"
Shego stopped packing for a moment "I love Kimmie. I want to be with her. I can't be with her if I'm with you. Therefore, I'm leaving you." And she continued packing
"But do you HAVE to leave?"
"Get out"
"No, this isn't your room any more so I don't have-"
SMACK!
"OW! STOP DOING THAT!"
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Drakken's lair, two suitcases later
Shego was on her way out the door, heading towards an apartment in midtown Middleton, when Drakken confronted her. "Shego, I'm sorry I have to do this, but you leave me no choice." He drew a Co2 powered gun on her "This contains a dart filled with micro droids. When it hits you, you will be under my total control. I will give you one last chance to turn around and go back to work."
Shego put her bags down, grabbed the gun, snapped it in half, threw both pieces at Drakken's head, picked up her bags and left.
"That's destruction of property! YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT!"
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Bueno Nacho, The Next Day
"So wait. It was his sled?"
"Yes, Ron."
"Why did he get so worked up over a sled?"
"It symbolized his childhood and lost innocence"
Kim and Ron sat in their usual booth, discussing Citizen Kane, which they saw after it won the AFI "Best Movie Ever" award again. Seriously though, it is a good movie, you should rent it.
"What I don't understand, is if he died alone, then how did anyone know what his last words were"
"Well... Uh... The um... That's not the point Ron"
"Well, it just... Uh, KP, you have company."
Kim turned around to see Shego standing behind her, a sour look on her face.
"Hey. What's wrong?"
"You're talking about Kane again?"
"It's a good movie!"
"It's boring!"
"YES! Thank you!"
"You two are missing out."
Ding, Fries Ready
Kim stood up, "I'll get that, you two talk about how boring I am"
As Kim walked past Shego, she whispered "Be nice."
"I'm always nice!"
Shego sat in the booth, across from Ron. And it got awkward.
"So."
"Yep"
"Uh, huh."
And it got quiet again. Then Ron said
"If you hurt her I'll hunt you down and kick your ass."
Shego began to throw back a cutting diatribe (zinger), but she stopped. She had to admit, it took balls to say that. Besides, she promised Kim that she'd play nice.
"Okay, deal"
"Deal"
And they shook hands, as Kim walked back with fries.
"So what did you two talk about?"
"I was telling Ron about the movie you and I saw yesterday"
"Oh, Ick"
Ron asked "What was it?"
"The Rocky Horror Picture Show"
"DUDE, that movie rocks!"
"I know!"
"It doesn't rock, it was weird"
"You just don't want to admit it turned you on."
"Shego!"
"Whoa! Awk-Weird!"
And with that, the truce began.
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Middleton High School, Tuesday
Shego drove up to Kim's school, planning to take her to dinner after cheerleading practice. She also wanted to show Kim her new apartment, as well as a few "other" things she bought (wink, wink, nudge, nudge). She wore a black leather jacket, jeans, t-shirt. She wasn't a villain anymore (pending a formal GJ hearing) so the catsuit was out for the most part.
"Kimmie!"
She waved her girlfriend over, and drew her into a deep kiss. A kiss that was interrupted by everyone's favorite "Mary-Jane",
"OH. MY. GOD!"
"Oh, shit."
Shego knew that this girl had to be trouble if she made Kim swear. That's right. It was Kim.
"Bonnie, just..."
"I can't believe it. So the rumors are true, not only are you all lezzed out, but you're banging some old lady."
Old lady?
"This is none of your business Bonnie! Who I date is my choice!"
"Oh, yeah? Well, can't she go to jail for that?! That is totally disgusting!"
Old lady!
"Oh, shut up! For your information, Shego loves me, and I love her!"
"That's what they all say! Way to put us all at risk, Kim!"
OLD LADY!!
"I can not BELIEVE you just said that! Shego is not some sort of-"
"Kim, let me handle this."
"Shego, you-"
"No, no. I've got it."
Turning to Bonnie, she said "So, Bonnie is it? Bonnie, I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch"
"What?!"
"See, you're popular because you developed early and started giving hand jobs when you were 12. But now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So you pick on Kim to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body's used up by age 19 you're gonna be a worn-out, chalky-skinned, burlap sack that even your step dad won't want. How's that, am I in the ballpark?"
"I-I-YOU BITCH!"
And with that, Bonnie ran off crying Shego grinned, then realized she was in trouble. She turned towards Kim, who had a look of shock and disbelief on her face. Thinking quick, Shego said "Okay, Kim listen-"
"I have never been so turned on in my life."
"I know I-what?"
"Let's get out of here."
Grinning Shego said, "You got it, Princess."
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Lux Nightclub, three month's later
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, welcome to the grand opening of Lux! And here's your hostess, SHEGO!" The DJ's announcement was soon drowned out by the crowd's cheers, as Shego opened the doors to the newest club to hit Middleton. Kim stood by as her side, and planted a kiss on her cheek. "I'm proud of you, Shego."
"It's all for you, babes."
Lux was the result of a ruling by Global Justice, that if Shego turned in her criminal colleagues she would not have to serve any jail time. Furthermore, Shego promised GJ that she would never venture into criminal enterprises again. To ensure this, she was released into the custody of GJ's number one agent. Kim accepted, and moved into Shego's apartment for (ahem) "monitoring" purposes.
A tall, burly gentleman delivering the latest shipment of Crystal walked up to Shego. "Ma'am, I need you to sign for this."
"Okay, here you go. What's your name, pal?"
"My friends call me Big Jim"
"Well, here's a tip Big Jim. Sit down and have a drink."
She slipped the trucker a C-note as Ron walked up to Kim
"Ron, I'm glad you could make it."
Ron couldn't hear her over the music "WHAT?!"
Big Jim almost dropped his drink. "No. It can't be. It's all in your head, just keep saying that. It's all in your head!"
"Hey, buddy, are you okay?"
"Ma'am thank you very much for the hospitality but I must leave now. Suddenly I'm not at all well."
Big Jim stumbled out of the nightclub, leaving a very confused Shego to tend to her guests.
"This next one's for all you lovers out there."
The DJ began singing the classic love song (if you could call it singing)
EARTH ANGEL, EARTH ANGEL, PLEASE BE MINE!
MY DARLING DEAR, I'LL LOVE YOU FOR ALL TIME!
Ron covered his ears, and yelled to Shego "Jeez, where'd you find this guy, a karaoke bar?"
"Something like that."
Shego raised her glass to the blue boob singing in the DJ's booth, and drew Kim aside to dance.
"Well, your opening night was a smash."
"Yeah, and I hope I have just as much success with my next venture"
"What's that?"
Shego whispered into Kim's ear
"SHEGO!"
"What? You like it!"
"Well, don't say it in public! It's embarrassing."
Shego chuckled, she always enjoyed making Kim blush.
"I love you, Shego"
"I love you too, Pumpkin."
And they kissed, as the music reached it's end.
I'M JUST A FOOL!
A FOOL IN LOVE!
WITH YO-O-OU!
The End.
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OH, HOW BEAUTIFUL! I never knew I could write anything so schmultzy. Well, thus ends Morning, Pumpkin. Never before have I put so much energy into writing. Thanks to everyone who commented and fav'ed.