Ways To Annoy The Doctor

1.Take him to a Halloween party where everyone is dressed as Daleks

2.Send him love letters from the Master.

3.If it's Nine tell him his next regeneration is a pretty boy.

4.Strand him without his TARDIS on Barney's home planet(A.N.: Anything as annoying as Barney has to be an alien, really.)

5.Call him Theta Sigma

6.Call him a stupid ape

7.If you are talking to Four ask him how Chris De Burgh is doing and if he enjoyed playing the "Ferryman" in the Don't Pay The Ferryman video.

8.Tell Four his scarf clashes with everything.

9.Tell the Doctor you can name thirty species more intelligent than him.

10.Paint the TARDIS day glo pink(A.N.: This will also piss off the TARDIS. You have been warned.)

11.Spend every day for a month asking if you can call him Doctor Feelgood, Doctor Spock, Doctor Ruth, etc...

12.Make obscene phone calls to the TARDIS claiming to be a past companion who is having wicked sex dreams about the Doctor.

13.Spread the rumor that Mickey is the Doctor's illegitimate child.

14.Lock him in room with a Dalek who sings "Henry the Eighth" ceaselessly.

15.Send him Marvin the Paranoid Android claiming that you thought he would be a nice "special friend" for the TARDIS.

16.Start an I Love the Master fan club and make him president.

17.Force him to watch the first two seasons of "Cracker".

18.If it's Ten force him to watch "Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire" in a theatre full of children who hate Barty Crouch Jr.

19.Tell him you think Cricket is the stupidest sport ever invented.

20.Spray Paint The Doctor Loves Mickey On the side of the TARDIS.

21.Send the Queer Eye For The Straight Guy fab five to him to makeover his image and his ship.

22.Replace his underwear with boxers decorated with Jack's face or a Dalek.

23.Tell a Dalek the Doctor said its mother was a can opener.

24.Tell Ten you want One thousand dollars a week for the next ten years or you'll tell Rose what "really" happened with Reinette…wink, wink nudge nudge.

25.Tell him you're only traveling with him to get closer to K-9.