AN: this is only a oneshot. this time instead of me writing a tragedy, i decided to stick to a comedy/parody. enjoy!!

Edward sank his teeth into Bella's neck. She was already asleep so there was no reaction. It would be torture for Bella and Edward during the next three days. By the end of that time, Bella would be strong, beautiful and immortal. All the Cullens were anxious to see what her power would be. They were all taking bets, except for Alice. She just laughed her head off when ever she would hear the guesses.

Carlisle said she would have telekinesis. Esme said she would be able to control the weather. Jasper guessed her emotions would intensify, but groaned at the thought. Emmett thought she would have a kind of protection power, like a forcefield. Rosalie, who'd become friendlier towards Bella, was sure she'd be a mind reader like Edward. And then Edward wanted her to have the power to time travel. Alice seemed like she would never stop laughing. She had blocked her mind so Edward couldn't know Bella's power.

Three days later...

I awoke from my long and painful slumber. I felt thirsty, just like Carlisle had said. I sat up on the bed as the Cullen family filed into the room. I took Edward's hand and rose...only to fall flat on my face. Great, I thought, I've been a vampire for three seconds and I've already tripped.

Out of no where, Alice started laughing. We stared at her, wondering what was wrong with her. She stopped after a while, cleared her throat and quietly apologized. I slowly got up and walked a few steps in the general direction of the door. Before I knew it, I was back on the floor. I groaned and Alice laughed again. I glared towards her and she stopped, but kept on smiling.

Edward helped me up and this time he supported me...until we both fell. Alice chuckled lightly, and then I realized what she found so funny. She knew what my power was and laughed when she saw it in action. I was probably the first and only vampire with this power: I was a mega-klutzy vampire.

AN:hehehehehe...pooor bella!! i wonder if vampires can grow out of their powers...plz REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!