I do not own naruto!

Naruto Harem.

Starts after Shippuden, Oro is dead. Aka all dead too. It's a time of piece in the village of Konaha.

It was the night after Naruto killed the atkaski leader and the rest of the organization. Naruto is in the hospital bed sleeping and is currently having a talk with the 9-tailed fox.

Hey Demon what did you call my down here for?? I was resting really well, said Naruto.

Well kit, I am tired of giving my power for nothing in return. I feel I have paid for my rent enough times to destroy the world three times over… I want to make a deal with you.

What!!? What kind of deal?!

Well…Come to think of it I have been cooped up in this damn cage for over 19 years now and I have yet to enjoy myself. Given I love to kill and the thrill of the hunt but I am bored out of my mind!!!! I will give you all my power as much as you want no breaking seal or anything if you do one thing for me.

Again what the hell type of deal!? You did not answer my question the first time…

Well…… I want you to get laid…

Naruto's eyes expand to look like saucers…W-w-WHAT!? I will get fucking laid when I damn well feel like it. I am saving my self for the perfect woman!!!

OHhh…. I was wondering… I thought you were dumb this whole time… I swore you didn't even know what getting laid meant…

I know what the hell getting laid means dumb ass fox.!!!!

Well Like I said before I will give you all my power if and only if every time you get laid you allow me a fraction of the control so I can feel what you feel…

Hmmmm,…..Dont sound too bad… Is there a time limit until the time I have to get laid or have sex?

Hmm… Now you mention it…. Well I guess maybe a year tops.. After that no more power, no more assistance unless I feel some type of pleasure from the opposite sex.

Naruto had to think for a minute I don't think it sounds that bad. I am at the age to get married and have a family. He never said I had to sleep with a lot of women. He just said he wanted to feel it a little. It sounds ok. I got one year to try and find someone to love me and have sex with. I think I can do that. The villagers are looking at me a bit different now since I saved their asses.

Sure! It's a deal!!! Naruto said.

Good kit, now get going before I rip your fucking head off for annoying me with your presence.

Naruto left his mindscape and groggily opened up his eyes. He noticed a blinding white light in front of his eyes making him wish he was in his dark apartment. Damn Hospitals!

Slowly naruto opens his eyes and saw Sakura on his right sleeping in a chair. On his left he saw Tenten in another chair. At the end of the bed in another chair was Ino with her head on the end of the bed sleeping. As Naruto slowly wakes up and ever so slowly leans forward, He realizes that the entire Konoha ninja squad is in the room sleeping waiting for him to wake up.

Damn this is a big room! I did not know this many people could fit in these rooms. Naruto though to himself. There was the Hokage, Kakashi, Hinata, Genma, Everyone! What are they doing here.Well I guess I will have to wake them all up.. Naruto gives off an evil grin and yells…WHERE IS MY RAMEN!!!!!!!!!

Everyone in the room jumps up so fast. They all get in a defensive position thinking there is an attack. Once everyone figures out there is no attack all eyes are glaring daggers at the blond idiot laughing his ass off on his bed with tears falling down his face.

Well that is chapter one. I just want to try to write a harem piece. I like all the harems I have read about and I know how to allow my imagination go wild but I want to try to keep characters in check and allow some suggestion on what people think of my writings. I am also interested in beta writers or people that can proof read and get all the formatting and stuff down for me. Just msg me and leave reviews too so I know who you want in the harem. I will put Ino as the first person Naruto gets to have some fun with. Who else you want.