Here's a little thing to get you all through while I type up more of Dangers of the Forest. Yep, Chapter Three will be up soon. -nods-
Anywho, here is Ravings and Rantings of a Madman. This is just silliness. Any ideas for future chapters will be appreciated. I have a few, but...
CHAPTER ONE! POV is Lord Voldemort, in SS/PS.
I hate this turban.
Why did I decide to possess a Hogwarts teacher? I mean, what's the point of that? Dumbledore no doubt has wards warning him about me.
Heh. Aren't I modest?
But AAAAANYWAYS...
Quirrell is an idiot. But I'm a bigger one. I should have gone on his arm, Dark Mark style. But why would the spirit of Lord Voldemort, greatest Dark Lord ever attach himself to a mere arm? I deserve a body. So I chose the head. Closer to the brains, dontcha know?
But I didn't plan on getting choked.
And will the man ever change this thing? It's really starting to smell. I am NOT waiting until Christmas for him to change this. Maybe I'll crucio him... He certainly deserves it after Halloween, when he fainted. Yeah, that hurt like a ...
Oh, crap. I can't crucio him. No friggin' wand! Well, I could force him to crucio himself, but would I get the pain too?
Hm. This requires further thought.
Yes, Voldie's thoughts are all over the map. Though if you couldn't talk to anyone and you were pissed off, wouldn't your trail of thought go all over the place, too? It's not as if Quirrel can hear HIS thoughts. -smiley face-
Very short, yes. Maybe I'll make it longer later. Though I do like the ending.
Please R&R!
Cat