Unique: This has OOC. We do not know most of the fanfic slang,

so bear with us. Ok?

Tamara: Yasuko Akane and Hakuro Mizuki are struggling writers, who travel around the nations, and look for ideas for their stories. In the Snow Village they stumble upon the perfect subjects for their next yaoi story, Itachi and Kisame.

Unique: By the way, Mizuki is from the Leaf Village, as you probably know, Akane is from the Sand Village. They've been friends since the day they met. They just became Chunins, and decided to be famous writers.

We do not own anything, but the characters Yasuko Akane and Hakuro Mizuki.

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Chapter III

(This is in Akane's and Mizuki's point of view).

"Ok,Ok. Let's go inside, I'm freezing my ass off." Akane said complaining.

"Hi, Ho Silver! Away!" Mizuki said happily.

Akane and Mizuki get to the ramen shoppe and sit at a booth. They order chicken ramen and hot choco. They notice two guys in these red and black cloaks.

"People dress cool here." Akane said lazily.

Then sounding a little confused, Mizuki said, "That's not how people normally dress here."

"Really?" Akane said confused now.

"I think so. The attire might of changed since the last time I was here." Mizuki said unconvincingly.

"Doesn't that guy look kind of high to you?" Akane said pointing at Itachi.

"Akane, I think he's from the Uchiha clan." Mizuki said more interested now.

"I thought all of them were dead!" Akane said sounding surprised.

"No, not all of them are dead. I think that's Itachi. You know, the guy who killed his whole family, but that one emo kid. Oh, What's his name?" Mizuki was really talking to herself.

seconds later...

"Oh, his name is Sasuke!" Mizuki said a little too loudly.

Itachi looks over his shoulder at the two young writers.

Akane sits there eating her ramen just looking back at Itachi. Then just as Itachi is about to turn around,While smiling, Mizuki waved and said happily,"Hi."

"Shhh... I think he's with his boyfriend." Akane said whispering.

"What makes you think he's gay?" Mizuki said sounding,both, interested and confused.

" For starters, he looks like he spent hours on his hair, his girly eyelashes, he wears nail polish, his brother is gay, and many other reasons I don't want to say because I'll be wasting time, when I could be eating my ramen." Akane said settling the arguement.

"That makes no sense!" said Mizuki.

"I think that blue guy has a secret crush on Itachi." Akane said matter-of-factly.

"No way!" Mizuki said loudly. Kisame hears Mizuki and decided to listen in.

"Shhhh..That blue guy looks at Itachi when he thinks he's not paying attention, and it looks like he's blushing." Akane said before going back to eating her ramen and drinking her choco.

"I'm going to observe and see if I see what you think you see, but you don't really see." Mizuki said trying to confuse Akane.

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Unique: Man, that was short.

Tamara: Sry if there is not enough of Itachi and Kisame. There will be more of them do not worry.

Akane: You still haven't described us yet. you lazzy bums.

Mizuki: Where is the yaoi?

Tamara: All in good time. All in good time.

Unique: plz comment. i need it like a fish needs water.