I dont own naruto

They say that one change in life even if it was a minute could change the world. What if that one minute was the begining of something that no one would have expected and a way noone would have noticed until it was to late. Now what would happen if that 1 minuted turned out to be a several hours. Look out world.

Naruto fell asleep in his bed. He had just come from the Hokage tower after returning the forbidden scroll and learning about the evil Kyuubi sealed inside of him. Boy was he in for a suprise when he woke up in front of the cage of the great Kyuubi no Kitsune,,,wait a minute, since when do men have breast and wear a dress.

Naruto blinked and said "I may have failed biology but I sure as hell kow men dont have breast."

The woman behind the cage who was about 5 ft tall and had red hair and red eyes said "Congrats kit, you get an A. I am actually a woman. I am also the Kyuubi no Kitsune."

Naruto sweatdrop and said "Why am I here and where is here." He would have been shocked but his brain was still shut down from hearing the truth of his life.

Kyuubi said "Well, you are here because we are inside your mind and why you are here is I made a deal and I will now keep it."

Naruto looked at her and said "What do you mean."

Kyuubi sighed and said "You know all those times you nearly died as a kid. One of them succeeded and when the Shinigami came to claim us I made a deal. My deal was that I have to do 1 good dead for every bad thing that has happened to you because of me. I could not do it until you actually knew about me but now I will help you find happiness and achieve your dream so I wont be forced into nothingness when we die."

Naruto said "Why should I believe you."

She smiled and said "As a sign of good faith I will do one thing now and tell you also one thing you have wanted to know."

Naruto looked at her and said "And what might that be."

She said "I will tell you who your parents are and also activate your bloodline."

Naruto blinked and said "So tell me about both."

She smirked and said "Your father was Arashi Kazama, the Yondaime Hokage and your mothers name I dont know but I do know one thing. She was unique."

Naruto looked at her and said "What do you mean."

Kyuubi said "She had a combination of several bloodlines that created 1 new bloodline. You would have died within a few hours of birth if you had not had me sealed as your body was unstable because of the bloodlines fighting so I took the 4 and made it where you wont have to worry about your children dying from the mixing bloodline. You will be able to pass them on no problem now."

Naruto asked "What does it do."

Kyuubi smiled and said "I call it onigan. It has the abilities of the Sharingan to copy things and dispell genjutsu and increase your reaction time, and it can see 360 degrees like the Hyuugas bloodline. It also has a unique tidbit where you can control all 5 of the main elements from the Glass clan and it also has the ability to memorize seals from the Ryuukan clan. I still dont know how all 3 different countries got into one person but you have it. Now, I will be helping you in life and I have seen everything you have so I know the real you and I will give you advice since you will be able to hear me. Its time for you to get up."

Naruto woke up and looked at his clock and said "Its only 6:30, why do I have to get up this early.

Kyu said "Simple, first thing is to impress that girl you like. You are going to have to get some new close and dont tell me the stores wont sell to you because I already have a way to get by that now get dressed and grab you wallet."

Naruto blinked and was about to say something but when he heard a growl in his head he thought better of it so he quickly took a shower and got dressed and Kyu said "Since you know henge, I want you to henge into someone who looks like a cross between that Nara kid and that dog boy and make sure to hide your whiskers and also change your voice to sound like the Uchiha boys and your cloths like that look like that Iruka guy wears without the vest."

Naruto tried to imagine the person and thought that he looked funny but performed the henge and grabed his wallet as he left. Once he was on the street he quickly started heading toward the accademy when Kyu said "Stop, see that shop with the claw on the sign, go in it and say your looking for ninja cloths since your a new gennin and your name is Rai. Now hurry."

Naruto learned long ago to try and not piss a woman off and since she was inside of him he thought he better do it.

When he walked in a man walked up and said "Welcome to the Wolf claw weapon shop. Im Dustin the owner and what can I help you with."

Naruto said "My name is Rai Kaz...ii and I am a new gennin and want to make a good impression on my team so I want to get some new suplies."

Dustin looked at him and smiled and said "well welcome and let me help you. Im sure you need it since the villagers wont help you Kazama."

Naruto thought "shit" and said "What do you mean, my name is.."

Dustin said "Naruto Uzumaki Kazama."

Naruto sighed and dropped the henge and waited to get hit when Dustin said "Relax, I am probably one of the only people in the village who actually know who you are but the Hokage forbid me from telling anyone."

Naruto looked at him and asked "Why would the old man do that."

Dustin smirked and said "Wrong Hokage, Arashi was the one who requested it and also wanted me to make sure you got some stuff when you got old enough. I was not allowed to come to you before because of his request because what I have for you he trusted with no one else. Follow me." and he led Naruto into the back and went into a closet and walked out with a scroll and tossed it to Naruto.

He looked at Naruto and said "There is a bloodseal on it so only you can open it with a drop of blood. Now lets get you some cloths and dont show anyone whats inside that scroll until your ready to use it."

Naruto asked "How did you know it was me in that henge."

Dustin said "Anyone above a chunnin would have seen it was a henge but your father placed a seal above the door that would glow when someone of his blood enter the door. I saw it and knew right away it was you."

Naruto said "Seals are cool. I wish I could learn them."

Dustin said "Perhaps you can, follow me."

Naruto smiled as he followed Dustin back to the front of the store. After about 25 minutes and several helpfull sugestions from Dustin Naruto had left the store with a smile on his face because he could finally get cloths and weapons for his career along with a book on basic seals. Dustin had an account Arashi had set up for Naruto to get things with so he did not have to pay.

When Naruto got to the class only a 4 people where in class and they were Sasuke, Shino, Choji and Shikamaru and all of them had looks of suprise at his new outfit.

Naruto had a pair of black pants with built in kunia and shurikan holsters. He also and a black shirt with a black vest and a katana on his back along with some arm and leg weights with 10 lbs each limb. think Hyette in black

Shikamaru looked at him and said "What are you doing here Naruto, you failed and whats with the new look."

Naruto said "I passed, see the headband." pointing to it and started to walk over by Sasuke to sit.

He sighed and pulled out the book Dustin gave him on seals and started looking at it when he heard "Kit, channel a little chakra into your eyes and it will help alot with the seals."

Naruto closed his eyes and channeled chakra into it and they changed to where he had a diamand pattern with 2 commas being connected by 1 line at a diagnal in both eyes. Think of a diamond with a comma at each point where the corners connect. When he gets to the final level he will have a complete diamond with 4 commas He then proceeded to read the book and looking at the seals.

10 minutes later he was about to finish reading about the basic seal when he heard Ino and his crush Sakura come in the class room screaming about whos first and who would get to sit by Sasuke.

Sakura ran over and screamed not even looking at anything but his hair "Naruto move so I can sit by Sasuke."

He was about to say something or move when he felt he was pulled into his mind and Kyuubi smirked at him and said as a clone of her appeared outside the cage as well as a clone of Naruto"turn on your bloodline and watch what my clone does."

Naruto turned beet red as he watched it and Kyuubi said "As soon as you get back do that to your crush."

Naruto blinked and found himself back in class and Sakura went to grab him and remove him from the seat. What happen next had shocked everyone into disbelief and made Hinata faint.

As Sakura went to grab Naruto he brought both his hands up on the inside of her arms and wrapped them around her while standing up and put his foot in the middle of her feet sweeping them out from underneath her causing her to fall backwards and into Naruto arms as he leaned forward in the motion and planted a chakra enhanced kiss onto her lips causing her to be completely mesmerized into a complete brain shutdown and also making her moan as her pleasure senses were hit by his chakra that was being aided to by Kyuubi who was grinning like a fox. Slowly Naruto pulled back from the kiss and caused her to moan as thier lips pulled away. He quickly stood her up and walked to the back of class to escape her wrath as Kyuubi instructed.

Everyone in class was looking on with gaping mouths looking at him.

In the Hokage office 1 woman was blushing, 2 men were giggling and another was shot backwards with a nosebleed.

The woman looked at the one with a nosebleed and said "I cant believe you a pervert Asuma."

Asuma said "Im not a perfert but that was perfection in its truest form, Kurenai."

The third giggled and so was Kakashi who said "I like this kid. I wonder who taught him to use chakra on his lips."

That got everyones attention and Kakashi said "I saw when they broke the kiss his chakra was still being used before it stopped."

Everyone nodded.

Back in class Ino was sitting beside Sasuke looking worriedly at Sakura who was still standing where Naruto put her with her hand on her lips and her mind was reading ERROR. It was already 5 minutes and she had not moved and the whole class was watching her either taking bets on how long she will stay frozen an what she would do when she came out of it.

Just then Iruka walked in and screamed "Take a seat everyone." he smiled until he saw Sakura was still standing and said "That means you also Sakura." She did not move. At this point a few people snickered and Iruka walked up to Sakura and put his hand on her shoulder.

The reaction was priceless as she automatically slapped him across the face and screamed "Naruto, you idiot. Who told you could still my first kiss."

She blinked and saw that it was Iruka who was holding his face where she slapped him and not Naruto. at theis the snickering turned into full blown laughter causing Iruka to unleash KI which froze everyone but Naruto who felt more the previous night from Mizuki.

Sakura took a seat next to Shikamaru and Iruka said "Ok, Team 7 is Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura."

Nobody said anything except Ino screaming about not being put on Sasuke team.

He proceeded to tell everyone the rest of teams just like the show so I will skip that and when he dismissed them for lunch Sasuke lept out the window and Naruto walked out the door. Sakura was looking between them trying to decide who to go after until her inner self said "FIND. THE. BLOND. NOW."

Sakura not wanting to get a headache from her inner self left to find Naruto and she was the last to leave the room. She started looking until she heard someone punching a practice log behind the school and went to see who it was.

When she got there she saw Naruto. She marched over and started to say something when all of a sudden he turned around looked right into her eyes and her world went black.

She groaned and woke up in a dark room with what looked like a cage and saw a woman sitting on the other side who smiled at her and said "Welcome Sakura."

Sakura blinked and said "Do I know you."

The woman said "You know of me but you dont know me."

Sakura looked at her and said "What do you mean. Who are you and why are you in a cage."

The woman said "Come closer and look into the puddle of water at the foot of the cage here. After you see what I want to show you then I will tell you who I am and why you are here as well as why I am here."

Sakura nodded and walked forward and looked into the puddle.

The puddle shimmered and Sakura gasped.

Flash to the puddle.

The Yondaime was standing on the head of Gambunta holding a child in his arms and said "Im sorry son for what I must do to save the village. I hope they see you as a hero but I know they wont. Forgive me I have no choice." and then he went to stand in front of Kyuubi.

Puddle out.

Sakura watched as the sealing and then the third getting the child and then the announcement for the village and then she watched as the Hokage said "I am sorry child but with not only the village upset because of the Kyuubi but your fathers enemies I must change your name until you can protect yourself. In sorry Naruto Kazama, from now till the time is right you shall be Naruto Uzumaki."

end puddle and Sakura was looking sad and said "Why did you show me this."

The woman sighed and said "I am keeping a promise to the shinigami."

Sakura blinked and said "What."

The woman said "The kit here died once already from the many attacks he has had and when the Shinigami came to take him I made a deal with death so to speak. I have to repay the kit for every bad deed that has happened but I was not allowed to start until he found out. Watch the puddle agian to see what happen yesterday."

Sakura watched as Naruto failed and Mizuki coming and offering a deal, she watched as he broke into the Hokage tower knocking out the Hokage and getting the scroll. Learning Kagebunshin and Iruka arriving.

Flash puddle.

Iruka jumped in front of Naruto to protect him and Mizuke said "Why did you save the demon Iruka. I would have let you live. Naruto, give me the scroll."

Naruto said "No."

Mizuki smirked and said "You want to know why the villagers hate you so much. Its because the Yondaime did not kill you but put him inside you. Thats right, your the Kyuubi no Kitsune."

Flash end

Sakura then watched as Naruto ran and hid and then Iruka speech and then by the end after Naruto beet Mizuki she smiled when Iruka gave him the headband. She then watch as the Hokage told him about Kyuubi and the law.

Sakura looked up when it ended and the woman said "I am the cause of his pain. I am the Kyuubi no Kitsune."

Sakura who had pretty much figured that out said "But your a woman."

Kyuubi smacked her head and said "The kit said the same thing last night when we first met. Anyways, now to answer your last question why you are here."

Sakura who remembered her dad died to this woman asked "Why did you attack our village." pissed.

Kyuubi sighed and said "I will tell you but you cant tell anyone. Even the kit dont know the reason. I attacked your village looking for something."

Sakura looked at her and asked "What could you be looking for that would make you attack."

Kyuubi said "I was looking for my daughter."

Sakura blinked and said "What."

Kyuubi said "Kitsune have a ball that all of our magic is stored in that we have to protect at all cost. If someone were to get it they could make them do anything they want. Someone got my daughters ball and took her. I was searching for her and all clues I had lead to this village. I dont know what happened to her after that because I was sealed in here."

Sakura looked around and asked "Exactly where are we."

Kyuubi said "In his mind. Now to tell you why I brought you here. To put it simply, the kid is smart but acts as an idiot so people will underestimate him and not expect him to actually be able to fight back. That is until he tries to express feeling. Those times he is an idiot who cant tell the woman he loves how he feels without screwing it up. If you want to be pissed at what he did to you earlier be pissed at me for telling him it would impress you. He does love you and has wanted to be there for you every since he found you in the park crying when you were 5 and kids picking on you. It was the same day Ino came over and introduced herself after naruto told her to be your friend because he heard sombody say to get away from the kids he could not do it himself and he also wanted to be there for you when he found out your mom died last year and that I was the one who killed your father but like I said, hes an idiot when it comes to emotions but would you not also with over 2000 times nearly being killed by the village and people he thought would be nice to you."

Sakura looked at her thinking and said "Why did you really bring me here and dont say its to make Naruto happy."

Kyuubi smiled and said "Well played Sakura, You realised even after I told you the truth of everything I was still hidding something. You make your grandmother proud."

Sakura blinked and was about to say something when Kyuubi asked "Have you already heard the calling of your inner self. Telling you to do things or arguing with you at others."

Sakura stood gaping looking at Kyuubi wondering how she knew about that and Kyuubi said "She will continue to annoy you until you find you a kistune ball and transfer her to it. They always do until they are put away from you, funny thing is when you do it you are bound to the ball because if it is destroyed or someone takes it then you must do what they say or your soul will be forever split."

Kyuubi said "I dont know how your mother died or who took her ball but a part of me is happy that they did. I have a beautiful granddaughter who has great kitsune instincts. I hate to cut things short but we only have a few minutes left before the 10 second time limit I set up to pull you here is up. Naruto wont know anything about this. He is currently looking at you worring you are going to hurt him and it will only have passed 10 seconds. I want you to think about giving Naruto a chance because you have something in common besides me. I am also helping in his training so dont be suprised if he starts doing things that he should not know to do yet. If you want to know more henge yourself and goto Naruto place and just say vixen and I will pull both you and him here. I cant distract him twice but he might let us talk privately after he knows the truth. Dont tell anyone or they may harm you and him. Act normal around others so no one will suspect anything. goodbye." and the world faded to black again

Sakura blinked and Naruto was standing in front of her waving his hands saying "Are you alright Sakura-chan."

Sakura looked around said "Naruto, where do you live."

Naruto was expecting anything but that and said "I live in apartment 310 of the Simple Graduate apartment complex on the west side of town. Why."

Sakura said "No reason, I was just thinking if were going to be on the same team I needed to know where to come wake your ass up for being late. Cya." and she turned and left a very confused Naruto and an amused kitsune.

Naruto blinked and asked "What happened."

A voice inside his head said "Women are crafty creatures no matter if they are kitsune or human."

Naruto sighed and went back to punching the log for the rest of the hour they had till they met thier sensie.

When Naruto got back to class everyone was expecting something to happen between him and Sakura since he did not have any bruises but it did not happen. A few minutes later a woman with red eyes and a man with a cigerette in his mouth walked in and took team 8 &10.

Naruto started to think of a prank when he heard "If you got time to prank kit you need to train to impress that girl."

Naruto thought "What do I do sensie."

Kyuubi smirked and said "Walk to the wall and put your hand in the ram seal and try walking up the wall with chakra. To much and you blow off. To little and you will fall off. Now start."

Naruto sighed and walked to the front of class getting the attention of both his teammates and Sasuke asked "What do you think your doing dobe."

Sakura tried to think of what to say and said "yeah." and mentally slapped herself

Naruto looked back at them and sighed before putting his hand in the ram seal and taking a step only to fall right after making Sakura laugh and Sasuke smirk.

Naruto got up and tried agian and agian and finally after about an 1 hour he started to get about 4 or 5 feet up before he fell making Sasuke pissed and actually impressing Sakura who thought "She must be trainin him"

Her inner self said "Yes she has to be. Think we should try it."

Sakura said "Cant, I have to act like I like Sasuke."

Inner said "So now its an act. Before it was true love huh. What happen, fox got your tongue."

Sakura actually laughed at that one getting the attention of both her teammates. She sat qutely and watch Naruto getting more impressed each time.

Finally after another 1 hour most of which Sakura was trying to get her head straight about what to do, a man walked in and he was mildly suprise to see one of his students doing tree climbing, sort of. Putting it aside for later he said "My first impression of you are 2 idiots and one actual ninja."

Of coarse Sasuke thinking he was the actual ninja smirked and said "See dobe. That stupid thing you were doing shows how much of an idiot."

Sakura was thinking "If she is teaching him then its not useless and if 2 of us are idiots either hes calling me and Sasuke one or he calling Naruto an idiot but then who would the other be,"

Kakashi smirks behind his mask and said "Meet me on the roof." and disappeares in a puff of smoke."

When team 7 made it to the roof Naruto leaned agianst the lightpole to the right of the bench while Sasuke sat down on the bench with Sakura beside him.

Kakashi said "Ok, Why dont we introduce ourself, like, dislike, dreams or hobbies."

Sakura said "Why dont you go first."

Kakashi said "My name is Kakashi and I like the reason for the internet." suddenly a woman in a trench coat with fishnet shirt on appearered along with some guy with sunglasses, a guy with a long trench coat and bandana, and a guy in green spandex.

Kakashi looked at them and said "Ready Anko, Gai, Ebuse, The third and Ibiki."

All nodded and suddenly music started to play from the walkman Ebuse had and they sang and danced to the song "THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN"had several complaints and dont want to lose any of my readers for them singing though I hope the people who did read it before was rolling on the floor laughing

The gennins of team 7 each had an intersting reaction to this. Sakuras eyebrow was twitching. Naruto created 100 clones and was stabing each of them in the eyes, and Sasuke asked "Whats porn."

Immidiatly everyone in the world facefaulted. Somewhere in Rain country Itachi was thinking of killing his brother when he saw him. Fuck it, he will kill him. He goes back to eating his pocky and stabbing a man for 72 hours for stealing his pocky. Dont mess with a man and his pocky

In mist country Jaraiya just had 37 consecative heartattacks. Luckily for him the women he was peeping on heard his cry and discovered him and restarted his heart by beating the shit out of him.

In sound village Orochimaru misses the hole he was aiming at. A silver hair man said "Im sure you can get it in that one next time Orochimarusama."

Orochimaru laughs an evil laugh as he drops the next checker in Connect 4. HAD YOU DIDNT Idont own Connect 4

Back in Konoha where there are suddenly 4000 holes in the roads and stores Kakashi said "Thats it, blondie, pinky, do some team bonding somewhere. I have to take Sasuke and train him in porn." grabing said boy and dissapearing in a swirl of leaves."

Naruto blinked and everyone that was singing was gone also. He looked over and said "Am I the only one disturbed by that."

Sakura looked around and then at him and said "I think even my grandmother was disturbed by that."

Naruto was smiling at her until he heard "Yes I was." which causes him to go wide eye and facefault at the same time.

Sakura smirked at the reaction and said "Lets go to your appartment to talk in private, ok naruto." as she henges into a henge of Kyuubi human form only making Narutos eyes get even bigger at that unable to say anything he starts leading the way to his apartment.

15 minutes later as Naruto closes the door behind him he does the three seals he saw the hokage do many times to put privacy up so nobody can listen and a blue light covers the room and he said "Rooms safe now. What the hells going on Sakurachan."

She smiles at him sitting at the table as he sits across from him looking into his eyes and said "Vixen." and suddenly they both saw black and woke up in front of Kyuubi cage.

Naruto looks scared by the fact Sakuras there and Kyuubi said "Relax, she was here earlier today kit. Now we have alot to discuss."

Naruto looked at the two women that were inside his mind and said "Ok, I have heard the saying having women on my mind but having two woman in my mind is unique."

Sakura looks around and ask "Anyway to change the scenery in her instead of a sewer."

Naruto blinks and thinks for a moment and the entire sewer is replaced by a forest of Sakura blossums and a small house with chair. The cage around Kyuubi dissapears and a collar with the kanji for seal goes around her neck.

Kyuubi looked at it a whistles a low whistle.