This is my first actual fanfic on here... and i kno the concept is pretty stupid. Here's the summary

Firestar, Blackstar, Leopardstar and Onestar decide to hang the romance parts of the warrior code, who needs it anyway? Leopardstar and Mistyfoot start a Blind Date clinic, each chapter is a certain pairing, and how the date goes.

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Fawnfoot

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"Hello Beautiful!" sang Littlecloud, rehearsing for the date. He licked his chest fur a few times, licked the mouse blood off his lips and walked out his medicine den door. He didn't even know who his date was going to be. He did not know what he had gotten himself into.

He trotted amiably over the border, black and white fur blinding the awed cats, a medicine cat, going on a blind date?

Littlecloud trotted past the horseplace, scaring the Palomino Thoroughbred and it's Twoleg that were cantering around the ring. Littlecloud purred hello to a chained dog at the Twolegplace, and earned himself a yelling match. After shouting, "Mangy spit out mouse bile!" Littlecloud left the scene, not letting the foul-breathed canine dampen his dating day.

He reached Riverclan and shouted, "Mistyfoot, Leopardstar, where are you?"

Leopardstar jumped down from a tree and landed inches in front of him, and was soon joined by a drunken-looking Blackstar, that slurred angrily, "You interrupted out affair!"

Leopardstar looked very giggly and shushed Blackstar, before saying, "Oh, hi, when'd you get her- Oh, I mean, want your date?"

Littlecloud nodded impatientlyt and followed Blackstar, who was deliberately behind Leopardstar, looking intently at her rear. Littlecloud snorted and said, "C'mon, who is it?"

Leopardstar slapped Blackstar out of the way with her tail as he tried to lick her, and said, "Be patient, Cloudy, I thought" averting her eyes to look at Blackstar flirtatiously "Medicine cats were bred for patience..." She wrapped herself around Blackstar until Littlecloud couldn't tell whose legs were whose.

He looked away respectfully, hearing Leopardstar saying, "Oh yes, c'mon, we can do that later, I have a customer, Blackstar" through flirtatious giggles. Blackstar was just laughing the whole time and saying, "I love it when you do that."

Leopardstar untangled herself and licked her crazy pelt smoothly before turning back to Littlecloud and saying, "Your date tonight is Mousefur."

"Mousefur?" asked Littlecloud! His cheerful demeanor immediately vanished.

"Yes!" said Leopardstar cheerfully and returned to seducing Blackstar.

Littlecloud tried to make the best of the situation and run for it, but it was too late for that. Blackstar caught him with his only unoccupied body part, his back leg. blackstar became unbalanced, and he and Leopardstar landed in a pile, laughing and rolling all over each-other.

Littlecloud saw Mousefur approaching and said, "Crap." But he had to admit she looked pretty. Her fur was so groomed that it shone silver, and her eyes were bright.

Littlecloud was still in the pile, and realized that he was currently laying on top of Leopardstar. Mousefur looked at his position and yowled, "Oh my god! What kind of Blind Date Clinic is this if my date is cheating on me before I even get here! I hate you Littlecloud! I hate you Leopardstar!"

Leopardstar returned to Blackstar, not even seeming to noticed the outburst nearby. Littlecloud protested, "I wasn't cheating on you!"

"Then why were you having an affair with Leopardstar!?"

"That was an accident!"

"Oh yes, and my accident for the night is going to be you ending up dead!" Mousefur launched herself at him and yowling, "I liked you!!! How could you do this to me, Littlecloud???"

Littlecloud dodged, but decided to have another approach and went limp before she could touch him. She stood over him, and he opened his eyes enough to see her evaluating him and his body... her eyes hesitating below his stomach. She liked him?!

He took as much dignity as he could, jumped up and licked Mousefur on the nose, purring, "I love you, Mousefur."

She looked taken aback and said, "You slimy furball!" But she did wrap herself around him... batting her eyes...

Curtains close, children evacuate!

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Here's a little poem I came up with

You know what to do,

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That was kinda stupid, sry, review

Fawnfoot

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