This is my first actual fanfic on here... and i kno the concept is pretty stupid. Here's the summary:

Firestar, Blackstar, Leopardstar and Onestar decide to hang the romance parts of the warrior code, who needs it anyway? Leopardstar and Mistyfoot start a Blind Date clinic, each chapter is a certain pairing, and how the date goes.

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Darkstripe's girl

ps- about the name, if i were darkstripe's girl, I'd kill him... don't worry, i hate him... so, don't ask wy my name is darkstripe's girl because i have no clue

--------------------------------------------------------------------------Chapter Three: Onestar and Tawnypelt----------------------------------------------------------------------------

"Oh, Tawnypelt!" squealed and giggled Tallpoppy, "You look so beautiful! I wish I were as pretty as you, and then I would probably have even more kits with Blackstar!"

Tawnypelt laughed half-heartedly, grooming her coat nonstop... but stopped suddenly, "Did you say that Blackstar's your mate?" she was horrified.

Tallpoppy nodded and said, "It's so romantic, but don't tell anyone, I want to keep it a secret."

Tawnypelt's eyes widened and she said, "You mean Blackstar... like as in the leader of our clan--- of Shadowclan?"

"Well what other Blackstar is there?" asked Tallpoppy indignantly, "Do you think I am not worthy of our leader, Tawnypelt? Because Blackstar sure as mouse-dung thinks I am," she added forcefully.

"No, no! That's not what I meant!" said Tawnypelt hastily, "It's just that... Leopardstar is going to... have Blackstar's kits. They just... made them the other day during the first blind date..."

Tallpoppy looekd shocked and said quietly, "I don't believe you Tawnypelt. This isn't funny, don't lie to me! It's not funny!"

"I'm not lying, Tallpoppy, I heard it straight from Littlecloud! You can ask him yourself" said Tawnypelt!

"Fine, I will ask him. And if you're lying you have my full permission to go fall off a cliff!" practically shouted Tallpoppy.

She stormed off, and Tawnypelt started sobbing, before realizing that her date was less than 100 heartbeats away. She wiped her face on her paws and looked at her reflection in the puddle at her paws.

Her beautiful tortoiseshell fur was glistening, and her teary green eyes had a water, glistening look. She smiled in spite of herself and trotted to Riverclan. She stopped as she saw Leopardstar doing "something" in a tree with Blackstar, and called, "Hey, down here!"

Leopardstar untangled herself and leapt down, saying in a giggly voice, "Oops, sorry... I was... busy."

"So I could see" said Tawnypelt dryly.

Leopardstar giggled hesitantly and said, "Erm- Tawnypelt your partner is... let's see... Onestar!"

"That weakling?" erupted Tawnystar, but then looked around sheepishly, and said, "He's not here yet, is he?"

"No, not that I know of, but seeing as he's a spy, he might have been enjoying watching Blackstar and I having..."

"Erm- I'll... just go look for... Onestar... you and Blackstar..." she paused and sighed, "Have fun."

Leopardstar laughed and said, "Are you kidding? This is the most fun I've had in moons!" She bounded back up the tree to re-tangle herself in Blackstar.

Tawnypelt was revolted by her leader's behavior and lack of loyalty to Tallpoppy, but jogged dutifully around the territory, calling, "Onestar? Onestar?"

She finally heard a reply and said, "Where are you, Onestar?"

"Right here." He was right in front of her nose, where he promptly licked her.

"How'd you know I was your partner?" asked Tawnypelt, wrinkling her nose as the Windclan smell.

"Quiet the contrary, Tawny, I requested you." He started circling her.

"My name's Tawnypelt! No Tawny," she spat furiously.

"Of course," he bowed his head, and said, "Are you pleased with me?"

"I was hoping for someone a bit younger, I must admit. And one that wouldn't be so hard to kill if I were to anger, you have nine lives."

Onestar chuckled and leapt on top of her, sending her rolling on the ground. She leapt up and bared her fangs, snarling. She growled, "That was not a very seductive approach."

"What are you doing, I wasn't attacking you!" said a bewildered Onestar, "I was trying to make kits with you!"

"Well, you need a bit more practice in the romantic aura of life!" spat Tawnypelt. She backed up, and ran away.

This had not gone as planned for Onestar.

Tawnypelt found Tallpoppy sobbing, "You weren't lying, Tawnypelt! Leopardstar's having Blackstar's kits! I've never felt so alone in my life!"

Tawnypelt admitted quietly, "Um, I thnk Leopardstar's gonna have a lotta kits... she and Blackstar are still at it."

Tallpoppy groaned and said, "Thank you Tawnypelt... I have some "business" to attend to."

That Night

Later that night, Blackstar's body was found at the base of a tree, with Tallpoppy's fur between his claws.

Two 1/2 Moons later-

Leopardstar had her kits, and as a punishment from Starclan for what she'd done... all the kits were bald.

------------------------------------------------------------------The End--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Sorry, I just really hate Onestar, and couldn't resist having him recieve what was coming to him. And... I was trying to think of a punishment for Leopardstar from Starclan, and couldn't think of anything better than bald kits... I already did spiked-hair-with-mouse-bile. LUV THE REVIEWS! KEEP REVIEWING!

Darkstripe's Girl/ Fawnfoot