Kiba: Cho your obsessed Choji: I am not (yelling) we Must keep the balance of the universe in order by SHIPPING uh ha ha Kiba: Ok buddy see things below Choji: If we owned it this wouldn't be fiction... AND TEMARI WOULD PARISH UNMERICIFULLY

NARUHINANARUTO/HINATA

NEJITENTENNEJI TENTEN (Kiba: You can't be this dumb can you?)

SASUSAKU SASUKE/SAKURA

SHIKAINO SHIKAMARU/INO

YUKIBBY YUKI(O.C.)/KIBA

TSURAIYA TSUNADE/JIRAIYA

ASUKURE ASUMA/KURENAI

I hate the Shipping's Today

There so good to me I know but I can't change

I tried to tell you but you look at me like maybe

I'm a physco underneath; innocent and sweet

Yesterday I cried; Must've been relief to see the shikaino side

I can understand how you'd be so confused

I don't envy you; I'm a little bit of every shipping

all rolled into one

I'm a Naruhina, I'm a Nejitenten

I'm a Yukibby I'm a Tsuraiya

I'm a Sasusaku I'm a Shikaino

I do not feel ashamed

I'm your shipping hell I'm your shipping dream

I'm nothing in between

You know I wouldn't want it any other way

So take me as I am

This may mean you'll have to be a stronger shipper

Rest assured that when I start to make you nervous

And I'm ranting to extremes; Tomorrow I will change shipping's

And today won't mean a thing

I'm a Naruhina, I'm a Nejitenten

I'm a Yukibby I'm a Tsuraiya

I'm a Sasusaku I'm a Shikaino

I do not feel ashamed

I'm your shipping hell I'm your shipping dream

I'm nothing in between

You know I wouldn't want it any other way

Musical Break

Just when you think, you got them figured out

The Shipping's already changin'

I think it's cool; you do what you do

And don't try to save me

I'm a Naruhina, I'm a Nejitenten

I'm a Yukibby I'm a Tsuraiya

I'm a Sasusaku I'm a Shikaino

I do not feel ashamed

I'm your shipping hell I'm your shipping dream

I'm nothing in between

You know I wouldn't want it any other way

I'm a naruhina, I'm a Yukibby

I'm a Shipper on my knees

When your hurt; when you suffer

I'm your shikaino undercover

I've been sasusaku; I'm revived

Can't say asukure is not alive

You know I wouldn't want it any other way