Let the Games Begin

Chapter Twelve

3rd Person POV

"Oh my god, when I had the vision, I didn't think it'd actually work!" the pixie said through fits of laughter.

"Shut up! In my defence it was dark and I didn't think anyone would actually hide in the same room I'm counting in and you were wearing white so you blended in the walls and—and—" Bella's lip was trembling as if she were about to cry while sounding like she was going to snap in frustration.

"Its okay love, you didn't know," Edward soothed, bringing the brown haired vampire into a comforting embrace.

"So much for her use of vampire senses," Paul muttered under his breath.

"Hey shut it, Dog Breath. I have a pet tarantula and unless you want me to take Skittles out to play, then by all means, keep talking," Emmett warned.

Paul could almost be passed as a vampire with how pale he was at the moment, as all the blood rushed out of him.

"How about we play spin the bottle again?" Jacob wagged his eyebrows up and down suggestively.

"How about we not?" Rosalie snapped, a disgusted look on her face, letting you know she's had enough of that game for a good couple of centuries.

"How about we all get our mirrors out and just stare at ourselves?" he replied sarcastically, indicating her compact mirror in her hand.

"How about we find you a muzzle?"

"How about we get you a pole?"

"How about you two shut the fuck up?" Jared interrupted, an annoyed look on his face.

"Thanks," Jasper clapped him on the back.

The werewolf rolled his eyes at the two silently glaring at each other. "Someone needed to say it."

The little pixie clapped her two tiny hands together once everyone quieted down, clasping them in front of her chest. "Okay let's cut to the chase. Edward, you and I are obviously out in this game so we'll just watch. Embry wants to play charades and we all end up agreeing to it after about ten minutes of bickering so we'll skip the arguments and tongue-lashings, agreed? Agreed."

"That still freaks me out everytime," Embry muttered to Edward.

"Meh, you get used to it after about a decade, but I mean really, charades?"

"Hey, at least its better than spin the bottle."

"Touché."

"I wanna go first! I wanna go fiiiiiiirst!" Emmett waved his arm in the air like a whiny kinder gardener. Well except he was using his huge arm that was about the size of Bella's waist instead of a chubby little one. The difference was freakishly drastic.

He got up before anyone could comment and rushed to stand in front of them. Brushing himself off in an act to make himself look presentable, he started off by raising one finger.

"One word," Bella noted.

Emmett nodded and continued. What he did next more than grossed everyone a little out. He puckered his lips and started grabbing at the imaginary air he looked like he was eating.

"Ewww," Rosalie flinched along with everyone else.

"Oh god," Edward's head fell into his hand when he read his brother's mind, knowing what he was doing and realizing he was going to make an idiot out of him self (well more than usual).

"Kissing?" Sam tried to guess, just to make him stop.

Emmett shook his head and continued trying to emphasize whatever he was hinting at by adding a little tongue in there.

Paul looked a little green. "I think I'm going to b sick…"

"Lips?" Jasper kept one eye closed so it'd be easier to shut off his vision if Emmett decided to keep going with his air-make out session.

Luckily, he stopped and clapped his hands, giving the blond vampire a thumbs-up. You could hear a sigh of relief going around the room.

The giant teddy bear went on, sadly not done yet. He spread out his arms at waist length, as if carrying something and struggling, pretending to almost topple over as he moved around the room as if trying to balance the air.

"A box?"

He shook his head and continued.

"Something heavy?" Rosalie questioned. Emmett nodded and waved him hand for her to keep going, telling her she was on the right track.

"Uh…a mass?" Quil tried.

Head shake side to side.

"A pound?"

Nope.

"A load?"

Nuh-uh.

"A ton?"

Emmett started with a turn of his head to the left but stopped at that one before looking like a giant version of Alice as he jumped up and down enthusiastically. Then he started raising his hand to his mouth, his Adams apple bobbing with each imaginary gulp.

"Is it a drink?"

He gave a thumps up as he stopped to blow on the invisible cup before he kept gulping away.

"Lipton tea?" Paul's eyes furrowed.

"YES! FINALLY!" the giant vampire leaped in excitement.

"Lipton tea? That's what you came up with?" Jacob raised an eyebrow, as if debating either his intelligence or his right set of mind."

"It was the first thing that came to mind that wasn't in this room, okay?" Emmett huffed.

Everyone just gave him a look but let it go, not wanting to know.

"Okay it's my turn!" Paul leaped into the centre of the room. He held up two digits.

"Two words," Jared confirmed.

The native boy looked like he was lip-singing into a mike, moving around the room like he was on stage in an intense upbeat song.

"Is it a song?" He only paused for a brief second the shake his head no.

"A singer?" A snap of the fingers confirmed that.

"Um are you okay dude?" Emmett asked when Paul's eyes got all wide and he started twitching his head to the left. He chose to ignore them and spread his arms with a slight crap walk toward the mythical creatures. Everything else looked like a bunch of flailing arms and limps, more twitching and some lip singing being thrown into the combination.

"You a mental psychopath?" Paul growled at Jacob.

"I think that was supposed to be dancing…" Sam deciphered.

"You Miley Cyrus?" Another shake of the head.

"Ricky Martin?"

"Britney Spears?"

"Chris Brown?"

"Souljah Boy?"

"UGGGGGH!" Paul stopped altogether and leaped into the air. If a human blinked, they would've missed him morphing into a gigantic wolf in the split second he was off the ground. He started stomping his paw onto the floor as if saying 'HINT HINT'.

"…"

"You're not Amy Winehouse are you?" Embry said warily.

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ITS KIND OF FUCKING OBVIOUS IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON! HAVE NONE OF YOU WATCHED THE THRILLER VIDEO?!?!?" Everyone stared wide eyes at Edward's outburst, and there was a clear sound of crickets in the background with their hearing.

Quil was the first to break the silence. "So he wasn't Ashley Simpson?"

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! NO I WAS NOT MOTHER FUCKING ASHLEY SIMPSON OR GOD DAMN RICKY MARTIN YOU DOUCHE!" Paul exploded once he was back to his human form.

"Whoa whoa Paulio, no one wants to see that to you might want to put that away," Bella pointed below his waist, Edward's hand placed firmly over her eyes to 'protect' their innocence.

"IIIIII'll go get you some pants…" Alice followed Edward's example and covered her eyes as she ran past him and came back with a long pair of jeans for his height.

"How the hell was that Thriller? You looked like a dying dog—no pun intended—that was having a seizure while it really had to pee at the same time," Jasper pointed out.

Sam rubbed the back of his neck. "Yeah, no offence dude, that you have horrible dancing skills."

"Yeah it was so horrible you should follow MJ's example and drop dead, haha get it? 'Cause he died," Emmett slapped his leg in hilarity at his bad joke while everyone stared at him wide eyed. When he finally realized no one was laughing with him he looked up. "What? Why is everyone looking at me like that?"

"Do you even know what you just said?"

"Wait, was that too soon?"

"Waaaaaaaaay too soon."

"Anyway," Jacob shifted the topic. "Who gets to go next since Penny-Head here spoiled it?" If he noticed Edward's glare, he chose not to acknowledge it.

"I wanna try!" Bella jumped off of her seat next to Edward while he pouted at the loss of his beloved. She raised one finger.

Rosalie answered, "One word."

Bella nodded and then put her two index fingers next to each side of her head.

"The devil?" Sam guessed. She shook her head and then bent slightly with the horns facing slightly up while still maintaining the horizontal position. When she started running around, Edward got a little concerned now that the person up couldn't be read.

"A goat?" No.

"A unicorn?"

"What the fuck Emmett? A unicorn has one horn." Rose slapped him upside the head.

"Oh right."

Bella sighed, tapping her foot looking at the ceiling, as the gang waited. Her eyes lit up and she snapped her fingers before taking her hands and holding it up to the side like there was an invisible sheet there.

"A bullfighter?" She waved her hand for them to keep going.

The female vampire snapped her fingers at the next answer, giving a thumbs-up. "A bull?"

Next everyone couldn't help but laugh when she brought her right fist up to her left hand as if trying to intimidate someone by lightly punching her hand.

"Please, don't try to be a gangster, Bells," Jacob choked between erupts of laughter. Bella huffed at his lame joke.

"Oh are you Chris Brown beating Rihanna? Haha, get it? 'Cause she's a violent gangster?" Bella, along with everyone else turned to look at Emmett. When no one laughed, Rose hit him upside the head. "Ow, hey what was that for?"

"What are you, barfing up words today?"

"Oh was that too soon, too?"

Alice gave him a raised eyebrow. "No, that was just stupid. Please stop trying to make jokes."

Haha I FINALLY updated for real this time. Sorry it's not that great, I know I'm not really funny anymore. Oh, and I don't mean any offence to Michael Jackson or the other people (well maybe Souljah Boy and Amy, those people I can't stand) I just saw this show yesterday and they were cracking jokes about recent celebrity drama and there was this guy that was making jokes too soon and I thought it would be kind of funny to have Emmett do that too. Anyway, I'll try to update sooner (well sooner then this update) but I feel like I've lost the inspiration for this series. It was fun writing it when I was 13 or 14 but now, it's like my mind draws up blanks. I'm working on another story if you haven't already checked the first chapter out. I'm still debating whether to update that thing soon or just finishing it when I have time because lately I've been working on my video entry for this contest fromt his band now that summer school is over (biggest waste of my life) and I'm going camping on the 10th for about a week I think. I still need to get the chapters I've written editted by my friend but she's in dubai til around the 20th. You can probably check out my video entry later when I get back, I'll probably post the link on my profile :) kays I'm going to go now, hopefully see you soon!

-lildevil

PS: I keep forgetting to post this but I keep forgetting. For all those who are questioning why Jared's gay when he's clearly not in the books, I was young, I thought it'd be cute, and it was before Eclipse even came out when I made him that way. If anyone's offended I'm sorry, it wasn't meant to be that way, just wanted to say that.