Roy mustang walked into his office to see a strange site of strangeness.

There, in the middle of the room, was Riza Hawkeye drinking a martini inside of his jacuzzi. Havoc and Kain were also there drinking martinis. Roy grinned and ripped off his clothes to reveil his bright pink swimtrunks.

Roy jumped in the air above the jacuzzi, but Riza told him to stop. And he did. In midair.

"But riza...why?" he whined. Riza scoffed whatever that means.

"Because Roy, You have Crabs!"