Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Pokemon.
Summary: What would happen if Ash, Misty and Brock from the Pokemon world somehow end up in the Naruto world? What would happen to the blond Jichuuriki and the raven-haired Pokemon master? And…
Name changes!?? Read the story to find out more!! Pairings undecided.
Notes: This is my very first Naruto fanfic, so go easy on me if I get some stuff wrong.
"This is speech"
This is thought
This is Demon Speech (I consider Inner Sakura a demon)
These are Jutsu Names
THIS IS PROBABLY LEE AND GAI TALKING TO EACH OTHER…
Got it? Good… Wait you don't got it?
Got it now? Good.
Now enough with my useless blabbering. On with the story!!
Chapter 1: Enter The Tsuin Kyouran!!
In the Pokemon world, some sort of confusion in the Johto region is brewing concerning a certain dense boy name Ash Ketchum…
"Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!"
CRACK!
"Ash Ketchum you idiot!! You broke the GS ball!!!" A female voice called out.
"It wasn't me!! The… huh?" Ash turned to look at the cracked yellow Pokeball he dropped a few minutes ago. It was glowing a slight red color. "Hey Misty, Brock? What's the ball doin'?
The said friends turned to stare at the ball as well. The yellow mouse on Ash's shoulder gave a small 'pika' in question.
"Why is it… Waaaahhh!!!" The ball flashed a sudden bright red. The room disappeared and the three thirteen-year-olds found themselves falling through a black abyss. But yet there was light eminating through the shadows. Ash looked around wildly.
"Where's Pikachu!?" He shouted. Misty screeched loudly, making the two boys cover their ears.
"Ash you stupid dense shrimp!!! Look what you did!!! And all you care about is your stupid Pokemon!!!" The orange-haired girl screamed at her best friend. Ash gave a cold look at her.
"My 'stupid Pokemon' happen to be my best friends. Apparently, I was mistaken to call you the same…"
The girl gave him a glare. Then her personality did a 180. She started crying. "Ash… I'm sorry, but what will happen to us? I-I'm scared…"
Ash put an arm around her shoulder in reassurance. The girl curled up in fetal position in his arms as the three friends continued to fall. Brock sighed.
I wish I had someone to comfort… Or someone to comfort me… Probably Nurse Joy… Brock thought as he grinned pervertedly.
Just then the abyss broke away and the trio found themselves plummeting to a forest floor.
"HOLY SHI-" Ash didn't have time to finish his statement as he landed on a white-haired man's back. He looked up and saw a blonde haired kid in a hideous orange jumpsuit staring at them incredulously. The Pokemon trainer smiled sheepishly and waved his hand. "Err… hi…"
Uzumaki Naruto had seen several things in his thirteen-year life. But this by far was the strangest. He and Ero-sennin had just left Konoha of their two-and-a-half year training session. But as his new sensei whirled around to teach him the first thing of their new training…
Three kids about Naruto's age fell on top of the perverted Toad Sage. Naruto was frozen in shock to say the least until one of the kids who had tanned skin, z-shaped marks on his cheeks, russet brown eyes and messy black hair hidden behind a red and white cap that had a green 'L' symbol on it, with a black shirt, a blue short-sleeved jacket with white sleeves on top of it, blue jeans and green fingerless gloves waved at him.
"Err… hi…" The blonde shinobi was about to respond until his eyes twitched. Pervy Sage senses tingling…
Soon another of the kids, a pretty orange-haired girl with creamy skin and a side ponytail, wearing a yellow tank-top, red suspenders and jean shorts, jumped up screaming.
"H-H-H-H-He touched my butt!!!" She screamed at Jiraiya, who was grinning pervertedly at her. Naruto was about stomp on Jiraiya's face when a massive amount of killer intent grew from the raven-haired boy. The boy grabbed the other kid, who was a brown-skinned boy with squinty eyes and spiky hair, wearing a white shirt, a green vest, and green pants. The raven-haired boy literally picked up the much taller and heavier boy over his head.
And what the boy did next shocked even the Kyuubi inside of Naruto.
"Damn, that's gotta hurt." The fox's eyes widened.
Ash was a mix of emotions. He was bewildered from how he and his friends arrived in this forest, angry that the perverted old man below him had touched Misty inappropriately, confused to why he was so angry, shocked that he could carry Brock so easily, uncaring for he was gonna kill the man anyways, and utterly wierded out for how the words he was gonna say next arrived in his mind.
"Konohagakure Hiden: Taijutsu Ougi: Ero no Sennen Goroshi!!!" Then Ash did something that shocked a demon lord from the fiery depths of hell...
He shoved Brock's scared head into the white-haired man's butt.
At that moment… It seemed the universe had come to an end. The birds stopped chirping, the river stopped flowing, and the world stopped spinning. Then time started again. The man screeched like a little girl before he flew through the air and crashed into a nearby tree, falling unconsious. The blonde boy and Misty's eyes grew wider than dinner plates, Brock started sputtering and screaming something about 'nasty' and 'kill Ash'. Ash promptly dropped the Pewter City gym leader before pointing at the perverted man.
"Don't you dare touch Kasumi again, ya Ero-ojisan!!" Then Brock, Misty, and Ash blinked in confusion. "Err… What did I say?"
It was Misty who answered. "You called me Kasumi and you called that man Ero-ojisan…"
"Yeah, Satoshi, that was kinda weird…" Brock clamped a hand over his mouth as he realized at what he said. Misty blinked. Then she put her hand on her chin in thought. Then her mind ordered her mouth to say 'Ash'. But instead she said…
"Satoshi."
Surprisingly Ash responded. "Yeah Kasumi-chan?"
The Pokemon worlders blinked.
Brock sighed. "It must be some sort of side affect from us traveling between the worlds…"
"Well, I guess we should stay with it for now. Besides I kinda like the name Satoshi." Ash/Satoshi grinned. (Yeah!! Now they are Japanese!!)
"Oi…" The three turned to the blonde kid. "Err… who are you guys and why in Kami did ya fall from the sky and onto Ero-sennin?"
The three blinked again. Ash/Satoshi answered the first question. "Err… I guess I'm Taijiri Satoshi, the girl is Yawa Kasumi, and that is Tsuchima Takeshi. As for the second question it would be best to wait for er… 'Ero-sennin' to wake up."
He pointed at the unconscious man that was subconsciously rubbing his butt.
"So let me get this straight…"
A few hours later, Jiraiya the Toad Sannin had been woken up gently (if ya count dumping five gallons of water onto his face 'gentle') and was told the story.
"You guys come from a world where all the animals are mutated into these… Pokemon. And you capture them and tame them as a job using these… Pick-my-balls?"
Satoshi twitched. "Pokeballs."
"Yeah, yeah whatever. And this special Pokeball broke and you somehow ended up here, missing your Pokemon and Pokeballs."
The trio nodded. "Yeah, that's pretty much it."
The Sannin looked off into space for a moment before turning around and started to walk away. Naruto stood and walked with him. After a few moments he stopped and looked over his shoulder at the trio of Pokemon worlders.
"Well? Ya coming?" He asked. The trio each put on a confused face. The Sannin sighed. "Well, I have no idea to get ya back to your world, but I do know that to survive in this world you need to be taught in the ways of a shinobi."
The three nodded before following them. Naruto was excited he'd have new teammates to train with.
Three years later...
Fifteen year-old Yamanaka Ino hated guard duty. The standing around doing nothing, the darn heat and humidity from the forest was very bad for her complexion.
This should be Shikamaru's job… He loves sitting around and watching the clouds… She thought as she stomped on the 30 ft gate above her. She looked down the road, hoping to find something or someone interesting. Fortunately she did.
She saw three figures heading down the road towards the village. One was a blonde boy with deep, cerulean blue eyes. He had a black mask, Kakashi-style, a black shirt with an orange gi. He had orange pants with black stripes running along the sides and black sandals. He had an orange clothed hita-ate and a green crystal hanging on a gold string around his neck along with a katana with a black hilt and an orange fox figure carved on it. The sword was inside a black hilt strapped on his back.
Another was a girl of the same age. She had orange hair tied up into a side ponytail with cream-colored skin and sea colored eyes. She had a yellow tank-top with a blue short-sleeved jacket with white sleeves, blue jeans and blue sandals. She had a foot-long dagger strapped in a yellow sheath at his side.
The last member was almost a copy of the other boy. Except the orange parts were blue and the black was white, he had messier black hair, russet brown eyes as deep as the blonde's, slightly tanner skin, and instead of a fox carved into the hilt of the katana, he had a blue lizard. He also had a crystal, except it was red. They were all wearing Konoha hitai-ates.
Ino's eyebrows raised as she looked at the two boys. Ino felt as if she recognized the blonde. She smirked as she fixed her hair and her clothes. There was one thing the blonde kunoichi knew...
It's flirty time… Ino's smirk grew even wider as she jumped down to meet them.
"So where's Ero-ojisan?" Satoshi asked from behind his white mask. Naruto shrugged as a sign that he didn't know.
"Dunno. He and Takeshi took off for the hot springs, muttering something about 'research'." Kasumi answered. The two boys started cursing and muttering about 'perverted teachers' and 'bad influences'. She sighed at their antics and she looked on. She gasped as she saw the tall gates of Konoha looming over their. "Woah…"
Naruto laughed. "Yeah, that's the expression of most travelers who see the village the first time. I wonder how Obaachan and the others are doing…"
"Hey…" A feminine voice said in a sultry manner as they crossed under the large gates. The three turned to the voice.
Immediately, the two males in the group felt their jaws drop as the figure dropped down next to them. There was a blonde girl who had most of her hair tied up in a long ponytail. She let the remaining hair cover part of her face, giving her a somewhat sexy look. She had a very revealing purple tank top and short skirt. And it seemed as if the clothes were several sizes to small for her.
"I need to see your passports. And maybe if you're allowed in, one of ya guys can take me out to dinner…" She winked at Satoshi, whose face was beginning to heat up. However Naruto blinked. He knew that tone and voice from somewhere…
That's the same voice Ino used when she flirted with Sasuke-teme… That means…
Naruto suddenly bent over laughing so hard, tears were flowing from his eyes. Ino and the Pokemon worlders blinked in confusion. As soon as he recovered from his laughing fit, he grinned widely at Ino. "Now Ino, I never thought you'd be flirting with me, ne?"
Ino suddenly recognized the voice. She promptly face-faulted as she realized she flirted with who she thought as the most annoying shinobi ever. As soon as she got up, she looked with startled eyes at the blonde-haired Jichuuriki. "Na-Naruto!!?"
The blonde nodded. She then grinned as wide as the boy. "You're back!! Wow, I can't believe you're so tall now! And by the way, who are your friends?"
Naruto glanced at his two teammates. Satoshi shook his head lightly. The blonde smirked as he turned to back to Ino. "I'll tell ya later... At dinner."
Then the three vanished in a swirl of leaves as the blonde's face heated up considerably. Ino blinked for a while, waiting for the blush to subside. Then she took off towards town, abandoning guard duty to spread the rumor that a certain Uzumaki Naruto was back.
Tsunade sighed hopelessly. She stared at the enormous pile of paperworks in front of her. She grabbed one and began to read it when…
"Hey let me go!!"
Someonewas apparently causing chaos outside her room. The large-chested Hokage raised an eyebrow. I know that voice...
"Hey kid, get back here!!"
"No one is allowed to see the Hokage at this time!"
"I don't give a crap! Sato, help me out here!"
"Fine…"
"Oiroke no Jutsu!"
"Oiroke no Jutsu!"
BOOM!
The door was blasted away as two ANBU and three Chuunin rocketed through, propelled by blasts of blood rushing out their noses. Outside the door, the Godaime Hokage could see a naked blonde girl with long hair in two pigtails and whisker-like marks on her cheek. Standing next to the blonde was an equally naked girl with black hair going to her shoulders. She had tanned skin and z-shaped marks on her cheeks. Then the two naked girls changed back into a smirking Naruto and a sighing Satoshi. The two promptly got bonked on the head by one angry Kasumi standing next to them.
"Sato and Naruto you idiot!! I told you never to use that damned perverted Jutsu."
Naruto shrugged. "Fight fire with fire?"
The two Pokemon worlders raised an eyebrow in confusion.
"Naruto?" A voice asked from inside the Hokage's office. The blonde turned and grinned widely at his motherly figure. The trio walked inside the Hokage's office.
"Yo Obaachan!"
Tsunade twitched. That's definitely Naruto…
"Good to have you back. AND HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO STOP CALLING ME THAT!!??"
The Jichuuriki began counting on his fingers.
"514 times..." The blonde smiled at the Slug Sannin. Even the unconsious guards sweat-dropped. A vein appeared on Tsunade's head as she shook her head.
"Baka... So tell me, who are your friends? And where is Jiraiya?" She started.
Naruto grinned even wider. "The cool guy dressed like me is Taijiri Satoshi. The girl with the anger-issues is Yawa Kasumi. As for Ero-sennin, he's off 'researching' with our other teammate, Tsuchima Takeshi."
The said girl twitched in annoyance while the said boy smiled brightly. And said perverts sneezed, blowing them of their cover and promptly causing their 'parts' to be injured by agnry women.
"It's a pleasure to meet you Godaime Hokage-sama. By the way, Naruto mentioned you as, and I quote, "Old enough to have wrinkles inside of wrinkles". But you hardly look like in your late twenties…" Satoshi smirked as the Slug Mistress glared hard at the blonde. "Oh! And he said something about your rack making up half your body…"
Somewhere, a certain perverted Sannin and a similarly perverted Pokemon worlder were peeping a couple of girls in the hot springs, giggling like mad schoolgirls...
Perverted mad schoolgirls...
Then a loud scream of pain echoed throughout the area, startling the two perverts. They accidentally fell into the spring, blowing their cover again, and making the two angry women aware of their presence.
"Anko, what kind of Konoha torture treatments do you know?" The red-eyed Jounin instructor of Team Ten asked her friend.
"Every. Single. One." The snake Jounin grinned evilly at the two.
"Please spare us!!" Jiraiya begged. Takeshi nodded vigorously with his fellow pervert.
"No..." The kunoichis said simultaneously. Soon two new screams joined the first throughout Fire Country.
"Ya mean, Sakura-chan and I have to fight Kakashi-sensei!?"
Tsunade nodded. Sakura, who had heard of Ino's encounter with the blonde, had immediately rushed to the Hokage's office. After a quick reunion with her teammate and an introduction to Naruto's new friends, she and the blonde were told to fight Kakashi in a test to see how strong they had gotten. Kakashi, who stood reading his perverted book in the corner, looked at the other two males in the room. His thoughts kept drifting to their outfits. Copying the Copy-cat Nin's clothes… How ironic…
"Well, can Satoshi help us at least? If this is about teamwork, then I'll work well with Sato." Naruto asked. Tsunade looked at the silver-haired Jounin, who nodded.
"Very well."
"Okay, you three meet me in Training Grounds 7 as soon as you can." Kakashi then disappeared in a swirl of leaves. Sakura sighed.
"Okay guys, let's…" She turned to find the two boys were gone already. "…go. Dammit!"
She ran out the Hokage tower, muttering something about 'learning the Sunshin no Jutsu'.
Tsunade turned to look at the orange-haired girl in front of her. Kasumi shrugged before turning around and walking out of the office. Then something came to the Hokage's mind…
"DAMNED PAPERWORK!!!"
Hatake Kakashi, famous Copy-Cat Nin of Konoha, being called shocked was an understatement. His eyes nearly popped out of his head when he reappeared in a swirl of leaves in Training Ground 7 to find a certain blonde and raven waiting for him already. Luckily, before the Jounin fell over from shock, he recomposed himself and took out his new Icha Icha Paradise Vol. 4 and started to read as to cover it up.
The two friends raised an eyebrow at the Jounin's antics. Just then Sakura runs into the clearing, panting as if she ran straight through a large town, through a mile of forest, and all in 5 minutes while chasing after her blonde teammate and his raven-haired friend.
"How… the… hell did you get here so fast?" The pink-haired girl gasped as she leaned on a tree. Kakashi wondered the same thing.
Naruto gave her a lazy look similar to that of Kakashi's. "We ran…"
The kunoichi's eyes threatened to pop out of her eyes. "HOW DID YOU BEAT KAKASHI HERE WHEN HE USED SHUNSHIN!?"
Satoshi raised an eyebrow at the pink-haired medic. "He shunshined here?"
The medic-nin and Jounin face-faulted so hard, vibrations could be felt in the Pokemon world.
Meanwhile, in the trees, Ino had spread out the word that Naruto, Sakura and Naruto's new friend were going to fight Kakashi.
(How she knew about that, even I the author do not know. All males know of how girls suddenly come up with information and start gossiping.)
Now the rest of the Konoha 11 were watching the match. Each with different thoughts…
Troublesome…
I-I wonder h-how strong Naruto-kun h-has gotten…
Ha!! I bet Naruto hasn't gotten any stronger!! I'm sure Akamaru will agree with me!!
Bark!!
Hmm… Barbecue flavored or Cool Ranch?
Forehead-girl better put up a good fight.
My Kikkais feel a strange power eminating from Naruto and that new boy.
Hn…
Woah!! Nice Swords!!
YOSH!! I CAN'T WAIT FOR NARUTO AND HIS FRIEND TO SHOW THEIR FLAMES OF YOOOOOOOUUUUUUTH!!!!!
Meanwhile Tsunade, Shizune, Takeshi and Jiraiya stood up in the trees above the young Chuunin and one Jounin.
"So, Jiraiya… What's with those new students of yours? Where'd they come from? And did you give them those Konoha hita-ates? Because I certainly don't know them."
"You mean Satoshi, Kasumi and Takeshi?"
"Yes…"
"I'll explain later."
"Fine…"
"By the way, Naruto has made a lot of progress. He and Satoshi formed a rivalry and friendship equal to that of his past relations to Sasuke. Naruto was able to surpass my expectations. Satoshi encouraged Naruto and showed the same determination as him. Naruto in exchange for the encouragement taught Satoshi the Kage Bunshin no Jutsu. Hey Tsunade…"
"Hmm?"
"Have you heard of the Tsuin Bunshin Tatsujins of the west Fire Country?"
"Yes. They were a couple of ninja who were masters at the different Bushin jutsus. They were so efficient; they were known to match entire armies of bandits and missing-nin with armies of their own. And they have even fooled some doujutsu for their ability to hide their clones. One knew Mizu Bunshin no Jutsu and Kaze Bunshin no Jutsu while the other knew Ho Bunshin no Jutsu and Tsuchi Bunshin no Jutsu. I heard they were both also effective in the Kage Bunshin no Jutsu… No…"
"Yup… Naruto and Satoshi were those two ninjas…"
Meanwhile, Takeshi was trying to land a date with Shizune, only to get kicked in the balls afterwards.
"HAJIME!"
Immediately Sakura took off into the treeline, trying to hide from Kakashi's Sharingan. However as she turned to look back, she was shocked again to see Naruto and his friend standing there, grinning like idiots. Their eyes having upside-down 'u's to prove it.
"Hey, Naruto, you might wanna hide like Sakura. You don't want a replay from the last test do you?" Kakashi took out a kunai and raised his hitai-ate, revealing his Sharingan in threat. The two friends merely smirked before they disappeared in a puff of smoke. The Copy-Cat's eyes widened as four Naruto's burst of out the ground, smirking.
What the hell? My Sharingan didn't even sense them!!! The clones began their signature move.
"U!!" The first Kage Bunshin punch him in the gut at an upwards angle, launching him in the air.
"ZU!!" The second uppercutted the Jounin even higher.
"MA!!" The third backflipped, kicking Kakashi even higher in the process.
"KI!!" The last jumped off the ground and gave the Sharingan user a flying uppercut. Then in while the Copy-cat was in mid-air, three Satoshis appeared around him.
"TAI!!" The first kneed the Jounin in the gut towards the second Kage Bunshin.
"JI!!" The second grabbed him and threw him upwards.
"RI!!" The last Satoshi kicked the Copy-Cat up higher than the tree-tops. As soon as he was about to fall back down, the real Satoshi and Naruto appeared right above him. Kakashi's eyes widened.
"Naru…"
"…Sato"
"Tsuin Kyouran Rendan!!" The two smirking boys shouted as they axe kicked the perverted Jounin towards the ground at sub-sonic speeds. A large crater erupted as the Jounin crashed into the ground, creating a giant cloud of dust.
The bystanders were speechless. They had bypassed Kakashi's Sharingan, used clones in an efficient combo and did damage that rivaled Tsunade's punches. The two landed and took up battle stances, facing the huge crater. As soon as the cloud of dust dissipated, they tensed at the sight of…
A log.
Somewhere in the treeline, Kakashi clutched his chest in pain.
Damn!! If I was to have fully received all that damage, I would've been unconscious. But luckily I Kawarimied before I hit the ground. Those two seemed powerful enough individually
The Jouning beamed at his student. I'm proud of you Naruto...
Naruto and Satoshi smirked at the large crater and the splintered log inside of it. They each grasped the hilts of their swords.
"Ready to go all out Naruto?"
"As ready as you are Satoshi…"
"Hairu! Nami Kuraitoru!"
"Hairu! Homura Kegawa!"
They drew their swords. Naruto's sword exploded in a furious demonstration of orange ethereal flames. Satoshi's started glowing an ethereal wavy blue that simulated the waves of the ocean. They crossed their swords and a huge shockwave of blue and orange light blew outwards from the two shinobi.
"Tsuin Kyouran: Haiba no Kitsune/Tokage!!"
Jiraiya merely smirked at all the shocked expressions…
Those two make me proud to be their teacher...
Here's the translations:
Konohagakure Hiden: Taijutsu Ougi: Ero no Sennen Goroshi - Hidden Leaf Village Secret Finger Jutsu: Tajutsu Supreme Technique: Pervert's Thousands Years of Death
Oiroke no Jutsu - Sexy Technique
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu - Shadow Clone Technique
Tsuin Bunshin Tatsujins - Twin Clone Masters
Mizu Bunshin no Jutsu - Water Clone Technique
Kaze Bunshin no Jutsu - Wind Clone Technique
Ho Bunshin no Jutsu - Fire Clone Technique
Tsuchi Bunshin no Jutsu - Earth Clone Technique
NaruSato Tsuin Kyouran Rendan - NaruSato Twin Fury Combo
Hairu: Nami Kuraitoru - Enter: Wave Scale
Hairu: Homura Kegawa - Enter: Flame Fur
Tsuin Kyouran : Haiba no Kitsune/Tokage - Twin Fury: Blade of the Fox/Lizard
Woo!!! This is a very good break from Power of One… Don't worry peoples, Power of One will be finished before this story even reaches the fifth chappie.
Next chappie…
End of Kakashi's test!!
Until next time, Yatta!! Ja ne! Review please!