Hi! I'm Aquiella, or Aqua for short. I write in script format and nothing else. If you don't like it then stop reading my stuff! XD Till I get better at writing fan stories, I'll be doing little bantering skits for your enjoyment. I'm pretty good at spelling and grammar but If you spot something that isn't right, don't hesitate to let me know! As long as you don't flame me, we'll get along great! Have fun!
Aqua
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DISCLAIMER: I don't own Inuyasha or anything pertaining to it. If you don't know that by now, you need to see a doctor.
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A/N: these are how the bedrooms are set up for those of you who are curious. Inuyasha shares a room with Miroku and Shippo. The bunkbed in there is for Shippo. Inny on the top and Ship on the bottom. Sesshomaru shares a room with Jaken and Rin. Rin also wanted a bunkbed so She is on top and Jaken on the bottom. (oh and whoever isn't in a bunk has their own bed on the other side of the room.) Kagome, Sango and Kohaku also share a room with a bunk. Sango is on the bottom and Kohaku on the top, while Kags gets her own bed. (Kohaku wanted to stay with his sister. how sweet.) Kirara usually sleeps at the foot of one of the beds in that room. Ok. enough boring you to death. ON WITH THE FIC!!!
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In what I like to call the Inu-cast Boarding House
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It's Saturday morning and Rin, Shippo and Kirara are in the livingroom watching cartoons. Their giggling has awoken several people in the house. Inuyasha and Jaken in particular.
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Inuyasha's room...
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Inuyasha: -groan- why do they have to be up so damn early? And on a Saturday no less. Grrr. I guess that means I have to get up.
He gets out of bed and puts his robe on over his hakamas, (he has a pair to sleep in. and he sleeps shirtless too. -beats back fangirls- no! down! I need to finish a fic! help!), and head downstairs. All the while he is mentally cussing at the sun for being up so early.
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Jaken's room...
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Jaken is twitching in what could be an exciting dream, when he suddenly bolts upright in bed looking kinda nervous. He looks around for a threat but only finds a lightly snoring Sesshomaru.
Jaken: (what am I thinking? Naraku no longer uses his saimyosho. Besides. Lord Sesshomaru would detect them long before me. Stupid dreams.)
He is about to go back to sleep when he hears some rather loud giggling from downstairs. He looks over and sees that Sesshomaru is still sleeping like a log.
Jaken: (Wow. I forgot how good Lord Sesshomaru is at ignoring things.)
He mentally sighs. Now that he's awake he might as well have some breakfast. Glancing at the clock he sees a flashing 12:00.
Jaken: (The power must have gone out in the night. Stupid human contraptions. A flicker in the power and those clock-things reset themselves.)
Sighing again he quietly opens the door and slips out into the hall. He is almost instantly stepped on by Inuyasha, producing a strange sqwawking sound from the toad-thing.
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On the other side of the door...
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Sesshomaru is still asleep not noticing a thing. He shifts in his sleep, revealing that he is wearing a set of bright orange earplugs. He isn't as good at ignoring as he would like.
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A few minutes later in the livingroom...
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Inuyasha and Jaken are on the couch watching cartoons with the kids. All of them are eating cereal. What kind? Inuyasha has Fruit Loops, Jaken has Rice Krispies, Rin is eating Cocoa Puffs and Shippo has Cookie Crisp. Kirara is just drinking milk. They are all watching Looney Toons when Rin and Shippo give eachother a sly look. The kind of look that says "are you thinking what I'm thinking?" They look to the couch to see if their toon-watching companions are paying attention. Oh yes. They were paying attention alright. Inuyasha has a stupid grin plastered on his face and Jaken is a sort of pale green color. They both looked at eachother, then at the kids in front of them. They all giggled, but for slightly different reasons.
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In the kitchen half an hour later...
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It is 7:00am. Jaken is making a large pot of coffee as usual but with several lumps on his head. a few minutes later the rest of the house could be heard waking up. One by one they came downstairs. Kagome, Sango, Miroku, and Kohaku, who doesn't like cartoons. The Author was sleeping over at a friends house across town, and Sessh wakes up when he feels like it. That is why they weren't downstairs too.
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9:13am...
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Sesshomaru turns in his bed and nearly falls out. I say nearly because he bonked his head on the nightstand before he made it that far. Needless to say, he is now awake. He removes his earplugs and gets dressed for the day before heading downstairs. His body is awake but his mind isn't. (you know the feeling) That is probably why he didn't notice how uncharacteristically quiet it was. Jaken handed him his coffee and he sat down in his recliner to drink it. He still didn't notice the strange silence or the odd looks he kept getting from everyone. But he is a lord. Tired or not he still doesn't care what others think of him. He is nearly finished with his first cup when he begins to nod off. A minute later he is out cold. Not even satan himself could wake this demon. He is instantly grabbed and lugged to the laundry room. A close up on his fallen coffee cup reveals a gooey substance at the bottom. The remains of half-a-dozen sleeping pills. (takes alot to knock out the Lord of the West!)
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Laundry room. -evil grin-
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Inuyasha is lugging a severely drugged demon lord into the laundry room.
Inuyasha: Damn! He's heavy!! Why did I have to carry him?
Kagome: Because we don't have super-human strength.
Miroku: That and we don't like you.
Inuyasha: Hey!!
Sango: Miroku be nice.
Miroku: Aww. Okay.
Shippo: Open the dryer Rin!
Rin: Okay! -opens it while giggling-
Kirara mewls, transforms, and helps Inuyasha to push the unconscious Sesshomaru inside the machine.
Kirara: Mewwl. (wow. Inuyasha wasn't kidding!) Mew. (this guy is heavy!)
They finally get him inside, making sure his hands and feet are tied, and Kagome turns on the dryer.
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Half an hour later...
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The author is in her car driving home when she hears something like thunder. She starts to roll up her windows when she notices that there are no clouds. Several miles later at a red light she notices that she can FEEL the 'thunder' too. The thought of an earthquake crossed her mind before she realised that there aren't quakes in this part of the U.S. Odd. As she gets closer to her neighborhood a giant extra-fluffy doggy head is seen. This can only mean one thing.
Author: What did they do now?
She gets even closer. When finally she can see the whole scene, there is much cussing. Her house is now rubble. Sesshomaru is in his demon dog form and trying to squash the people below him. (A/N: reminds me of my dog chasing crickets.) When all involved notice the Author's car, they stop. Even Sessh, who returns to normal.
Author: Explain.
Rin: ...well Rin was watching cartoons with Shippo and Kirara...
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FLASHBACK!!!
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Rin, Shippo, Inuyasha, Jaken, and Kirara are watching cartoons when they suddenly get an idea. On the TV is the scene of a cat putting a rambunctious puppy into a clothes dryer. The scene changes to the dryer door opening and a puffball with legs and a head floats out. Rin and Shippo look at each other with a 'are you thinking what I'm thinking?' kind of look.
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A bit later...
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They finish stuffing the tied up demon lord into the dryer and close the door. Kagome sets the dryer to 'fluff-dry' and turns it on.
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Sesshomaru wakes up sore and his head is spinning and he's REALLY groggy so his brain isn't working right.
Sesshomaru: (I'm sore. I'm tired. My head is spinning. No that's wrong. The world is spinning? Hmm... nope. I"M spinning. Yes that would explain some things. Why am I spinning though? The last thing I remember is...)
He remembers that morning, then realises that something was wrong with it.
Sesshomaru: (Hmm. Something isn't right. Waking up to my head hurting... getting dressed... going downstairs... getting looked at funny... getting coffee... drinking coffee in silence... thinking that Inuyasha is a dummy... getting sleepy... wait a minute! Since when is Inuyasha and silence in the same train of thought.)
By now the dryer has stopped. Kagome comes in with the rest of the group and opens the dryer door and a confused looking and very fluffy Sesshomaru topples out. Inuyasha instantly falls down laughing. Rin and Kagome both scream something about Fluffy-sama being extra fluffy then proceed to 'cuddle' him. Kohaku and Shippo are giggling like drunken idiots. Sango is pushing Miroku out the door to get a camera. Kirara is rolling on her back in a fit of kitty-giggles and Jaken is cowering in a corner trying to dissapear because he's noticed that Sesshy isn't sleeping anymore. The entire time our favourite stoic bishie is staring at the ceiling trying to figure out how he ended up in this situation. However the more Inny laughs the more Sessh decides that he had something to do with it. When Miroku comes back with the camera and starts taking Polaroids like there's no tomorrow, he concludes that whetever happened must be bad for him. Meaning that it it definately bad for Inuyasha.
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WARNING!
This scene has been removed due to extreme violence, massive amounts of fluffyness, and the fact that Sesshomaru has a blade to my throat right now. Please do not write fics like this if you wish to keep your head. Thank you.
-SPLORCH!!-
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END OF FLASHBACK!!!
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Author: Hmm... that would explain why there are guts and little bits of red and white cloth strewn about. And why my two-story house is now an inch of rubble. And Sesshomaru? Did you know that there is a bloody dog ear in the hem of your obi?
Sesshomaru: Yes I did.
Author: Oh. Well I have one thing to say.
Kohaku: Yes Author-sama?
Author: -starts giggling insanely- Sesshomaru.
Sessh: -giving her a worried look- Yes?
Author: Now that you killed my house. I get your Mokomoko-sama.
Sesshomaru: No. -takes a step back-
Author: Oh yes I do. -looking slightly insane-
Sesshomaru: Mine. -clutches bloodstained mokomoko-
Author: BANZAIII!!!!!!
Sesshomaru: Yipe!
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Well, I got the fluff. I got a new house. And I got Sesshomaru tied in a crate in the basement! Inuyasha is dead, but we all know that nobody stays dead in fanfics so I guess he'll respawn somewhere and come looking for his ears. They are sitting on my mantle right now. The rest of the Inu-cast are in a homeless shelter someplace. I haven't heard from them in a few months so I guess they learned their lesson! YOU NEVER PISS OFF THE AUTHOR!!! THE AUTHOR HAS THE POWAAAAH!!!!! Oh and for the past week I've been being swamped by fangirls who hate me for taking Lord Fluffy-sama and also for the fact that Inuyasha is dead. I think they want his ears. MIIIINE!!! MINE I TELLS YA!!! That's it. I'm putting up an electric fence. BYE NOW!!
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A/N: I think I'll end this fic-series now. I've run out of pranks to play. If I do continue it, this will still be the last chapter. I'll just add more before this one. GIMME FEEDBACK AND YOU CAN PET INNY'S EARS!!! XD