Getting to Know You- Kim

Name: Kimberly Samantha Sanderson (if you say a word, I'll kill you).

Gender: Female (duh).

Height: 5'8".

Eyes: Brown. How exhilarating.

Hair: Dark brown.

Age: None of your business.

Home is: 1 bedroom apartment, about 10 minutes away from the office.

Pets: 2 dogs at the ranch- Husky and Husky German Shepherd cross, Beth and Nub. Don't ask.

What's under your bed?: Dust, floor and a large chocolate bar in an air tight bag. Touch it and you're dead.

In your fridge?: Milk, apples, caramel sauce and chocolate whipped cream (don't start, Nathan, and and yes, Vin, I'll share.)

Favorite smell: Almost anyone else's cooking (Bucks excluded, offense intended), or my baby. (Don't know who he is? WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?)

Favorite food: Chocolate, ice cream or apples in milk (Don't say it, Buck).

Favorite song: Currently? Girls Lie Too, Terri Clark. (Heaven forbid- we lie! Gaspage. We do, deal with it. Someone give Buck the Heimlech maneuver. He's choking on his mouse.

Favorite number: 12. Who really cares? (Ezra, I don't use it while gambling. Stuff it.)

Car: My truck. It's blue and it works. That's all I ask.

What are you reading: This email. Otherwise, Dealing With Dragons, Patricia C Wrede (Sassy princess who has brains and can fight-yes!)

What are you wearing on your feet: Uh... who really cares what's on my feet? Seriously.

Tattoos: None.

Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?: Uh, no. They tried to teach me and failed. Repeatedly.

Hobbies: I have time for hobbies? Wow. And thought I needed to sleep...

What do you have in your pocket: Lint, a penny I found on the sidewalk, gum wrapper, and this mysterious gold ring... Preciousssss...

Favorite TV show: I don't really watch TV. My dad didn't call it the idiot box for nothing.

Favorite magazine: Either Country Weekly or Readers Digest. How boring of me.

Worst feeling in the world: Not knowing when everyone else does. Unless it's only me and one of the boys. Then it's probably a prank, and I'm better off not knowing.

Do you get motion sickness: Only when I try to read in the car, and them I feel rotten for the rest of the day.

Roller Coasters- exciting or deadly: Fun, but deadly to the person whose neck I have ion my hands.

Pen or pencil: Pen for office work, pencil for stuff I do at home. Don't ask me why.

How many rings before you answer the phone?: At the office, one, at home, two. If you are unfortunate enough to wake me up, as many as I want.

Have you ever been convicted of a crime?: Convicted? No. Committed? I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may ( and I do say may) incriminate me.

Chocolate or vanilla?: At the moment, chocolate.

Do you like to drive?: Depends on who I'm driving, (coughBuckJDcough).

Sleep with a stuffed animal?: Well, he's not stuffed yet, but with that chocolate bar underneath my bed, he soon will be.

If you could meet anyone, living or dead?: Real person?Uh... either James Arness, (Matt Dillon in Gunsmoke, for your information) or Ron Perlman (Hellboy, Vincent, the list goes on!).

Favorite alcoholic drink?: Beer or whiskey, I'm a simple girl.

Zodiac sign: I have no idea. Born in July, if that helps.

Would you ask a guy for his shirt?: I don't need to ask him for it, I've already got it (Buck, keep your hands where I can see 'em.

Best feeling in the world: I can't write that down if there are under-eighteen's reading this. Otherwise-curled up with my baby with a good book.

Things to do on the weekend: Hang with the guys, relax.

First thing you thought of this morning: Coffee... either that or shut the #& up, directed at my alarm clock.

Ideal job?: I got it, and if I lose it, people are gonna start disappearing and ransom notes are gonna start appearing.

Ever been in love?: I am (don't get smug, babe. That chocolate bar is still mine.)

Describe your dream wedding: Don't I kinda need him to propose first? (no pressure...)

Is the glass half empty or half full?: Technically, It's full. You didn't specify what it was full of.

Favorite Snapple flavor?: Sna-what?

Righty, lefty or ambidextrous?: Righty to the bone.

What was your first car?: First one I drove was my dads flatbed, but the first car I owned is the one I have. Hey, it works, that's all I ask.

Favorite Sport?: To play-soccer. To watch, football.

Who will not respond to this email?: Chris. Who knows what goes on behind closed doors? (Besides much cursing and a growing ulcer?)