Summary: An attempted to be humorous kit that takes place in ShadowClan in the First Series… -points- Nighty is leader. AND GUESS WHAT! This silly fic has a plot! YAY PLOTS! (Though a pathetic one it may be.)
The kit who was thought to be an elder… The Adventures of Eldestkit! (He's not born yet. Don't look for him in the Alliances. DON'T CONFUSE HIM WITH ELDERKIT!) A young kit is confused with an elder…oh, just read it when it comes up. I hope you'll like it…
ShadowClan
Leader:
Nightstar
Elderly black tom, leaderish dude (He's Cat-tastic!)
Deputy
Cinderfur
A gray tabby tom – which should be a red cat, because that would be cooler.
Medicine Cat:
Runningnose
Small gray and white tom, who has many-a-boogers.
Warriors:
Wingedstripe
A striped tabby tom who likes kits (Get your head out of the gutter, you freak!)
Boulder
Skinny gray tom, who does not, in fact, look like a boulder. He looks like a cat…weird name.
Cat
Boulder's silver tabby "sister". She doesn't look like a cat, but more like a dog… She might, in fact, be a dog.
Apprentice: Brilliantpaw
Littlecloud
Very small tabby tom – who is not a cloud. But he is little.
Apprentice: Highpaw
Oakfur
Small brown tom – wouldn't it be weird if his fur was actually made of oak?
Whitethroat
Black tom with a white chest – licks his neck funny
Ghostshadow
Even though cats don't know about ghosts; she has this name. Gray pelt.
Honeywhisker
Golden brown she-cat - she occasionally has honey stuck to her whiskers…we think it's honey at least…
Robinsong
Robin-egg blue pelt – snores at night.
Apprentice: Goldpaw
Blueclaw
Blue-gray tom cat – has a giant crush Spottedleaf…even though she's dead… (Says she mocks him in his dreams.)
Notaspy
No distinguishing features whatsoever, very generic…smells suspiciously like WindClan...in fact, he kind of just appeared after WindClan was driven out…
Apprentice: ShadowClanpaw
Thornface
He looks like a cat. A golden-brown tabby. Howls at the moon at night – very annoying to sleep next to.
Deadpelt
Pelt has been eaten by maggots…quiet…doesn't talk much, kind of just lies there…really smelly, kits are afraid of him, very good friends with the medicine cat.
Apprentice: Stupidpaw
Generic Henchmen of ShadowClan : #1 and # 2. (Life expectancy is short.)
Generic Henchmen of ShadowClan #1 Apprentice: Spottedpaw
Apprentices:
Brilliantpaw
A brown tabby tom who can't hunt, can't fight – ain't very bright.
Stupidpaw
Black tomcat who is amazing at everything.
Goldpaw
A silver she-cat – always annoying elders.
ShadowClanpaw
Pure white she-cat smells suspiciously like WindClan…appeared with Notaspy after the battle with WindClan…
Spottedpaw
Striped black-and-white she-cat.
Highpaw
Auburn-brown tom. One front paw is bigger than the other.
Many'a Generic Apprentices Used when Necessary
Many generic apprentices.
Queens
Wanderingqueen
Tortoiseshell that is constantly disappearing from camp.
Tallpoppy
Long-legged light brown tabby. Has no quirk. Totally normal.
Dawncloud
Was she still alive at this point in the books? I forgot. Anyways, she's a small tabby – hides the fresh-killed mice whenever she sees an apprentice coming to eat.
Quackpelt
Yellow queen – doesn't trust the leader…except when they're in earshot.
Elders:
Escapednose
Tomcat. Has a pelt that is the color that it is. Nose has been scraped out in battle – annoys the other elders by saying "What does this smell like?"
Nofoot
Tan tabby she-cat who has all four paws intact, but has trouble walking. Confused, and thinks ShadowClanpaw is the ThunderClan warrior Fireheart.
Hairypelt
Really small but really hairy tabby tom, who thinks all she-cats want him.
Redriver
Scarlet-colored tomcat, who thinks that he is a kittypet.
Elderkit
Gray matted fur, very yellow teeth, single crazy-looking emerald eye (and one sane brown eye), broken tail, twisted front paw, ripped ear, smells like rotten crowfood. Lost his mind after a battle, and now thinks he's a kit – name was changed appropriately.