A/N: A little drabble dedicated to one of my favourite films of all time. Gods, how I love Road to El Dorado... Anyway. I doubt I'll develop this into anything as such, but I'm thinking about doing like a mini series of little drabbles.
Also, as any of you who have seen my fictionpress account recently probably know, I'm attempting a fic challenge. This little beauty (or so I vainly call it) may be accounted No. 69, "Annoyance".
"I spy with my little eye..."
"Miguel..."
"Something beginning..."
"Miguel, I'm warning you."
"With- Ahck!" The boat rocked perilously, earning Tulio a clip around the head with a metalled hoof, as he fell lengthways, his hands wrapped firmly about the blonde's throat.
"Hours, Miguel, I have put up with that game for hours! It was sea, it was sky, it was cloud... It was boat, horse, Miguel, Tulio, Altivo - which even the dumb horse got straight away - and last but not least it was a special kind of fish only visible to you. Enough! There is nothing left to spy! The size of your eye is henceforth irrelevent! Please, just... Be. Quiet."
The blonde grinned sheepishly, rubbing his bruised neck, and there was a beat of silence.
"I spy with my little eye..."
"Oh God, no."
"Something beginning with..."
"Why me? What did I do wrong, God? Was it the dice? The cheating? The women? I'll admit the stealing probably didn't earn me any good favour..."
"S."
"... Sun?"
"Yep."
"Yeah..."
A/N: Thanks for reading, I hope you liked it. Please review and tell me what you thought. Until next time, darlings. xxx