This fanfic is called: Wizards' Live Messenger!
Plot: Everyone just so happens to meet up in a chat room. And not to mention that they also have laptops. And this is like...past present mixed together! Enjoy! Bon Appétit!
Characters: Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Young Lily Potter, Young James Potter, Young Sirius Black, Young Remus Lupin, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Serra Potter.
she's Harry's sister. She's going to marry Sirius, and then he dies, and he left a deathwish, that Serra marries George Weasley. So she does. And she has had 1 kid with Sirius who they non-hesitantly call Prongs Black. But if you like the plot, then I'll write another fic about it. in the meantime, lets read this one:
Disclaimer: If I was JK Rowling, I would not be writing fanfic. I would be writing the real thing. And I would not stop.
One day, Fred Weasley is surfing the web, when he comes across a chat room that looked appealing to his taste. He decided to join.
-Fred Weasley has signed in as Gred.
Gred says: Helloooo?
Herra: Heyy Mate 2!
Gred: Sup Matette??
Herra: just finished dinner with u guys. not alot has happened in thos nine minutes. urself?
Herra: and dont try asking me for a puking pastille. i tried it once, remeber? it tasted like...
Gred: puke?
Herra: no. more like..
Gred: eyes? blood? fecies? shoes? Sirius's cooking? Moody?
Herra: Fred, wth do you come UP with these things? i mean, i was GONNA say tonks's hair...
-George Weasley has signed in as Feorge.
Gred: hi bro.
Herra: hello Mate 1!
Feorge: hey Matette. wat r u guys talking about?
Herra: Essence of Mad Eye.
Gred: Care to join in? we were actually thinking. what flavour are puking pastilles?
Feorge: you mean you were ACTUALLY thinking?!?!?!
-Draco Malgoy has signed in as Draconator.
Herra: well looky here! its Draco!
Gred: finally deiced to look away from the mirror once, Malfoy?
Feorge: no, he probably has one in his hand as we speak.
Herra: i bet his whole room is composed of mirrors.
Draconator: oh, shut up. you're just jealous that you're hair isnt silky smooth.
Gred: oh, we beg to differ! have you even FELT Serra's hair? or her dog's?
Feorge: DON'T THINK SO!
Herra:...you guys've felt my hair? I dont even feel my own hair!
-Lily Evans has signed in as LilyLaLoca
Draconator: of COURSE i dont feel Serra Potter's hair! i mean its...RED! who has red hair? HONESTLY!
LilyLaLoca: um...me. i have red hair. and btw: i always loved the name Serra...and i vowed to name my first girl Serra...
Gred: HAHAHAHAH! YOU GOT BURNED BY SOMEONE DEAD! Hello Madam Potter, good to see you;re on teh internet.
Feorge: TOUCHE! Good evening, Mrs Potter. How are you on this fine, lovely, alive evening?
Herra: thanks:D! and YAY! Red haired pride!!!!
Draconator: yeah...umm...brb..
-Draconator has set his status as away.
-James Potter has signed in as Prongs
LilyLaLoca: wait...im confused...whya re you calling me Madam Potter and Mrs Potter?
Prongs: gah! what's wrong with that?
LilyLaLoca: hmm...lets see. YOU!
Gred: OUCH!
Feorge: OH!
Gred: BURN!
-Sirius Black has signed in as Padfoot
Feroge: DISS!
Padfoot: COLD!
Gred: DRY!
LilyLaLoca: WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?!?!
Herra: giggles
Padfoot: Sorry, Lils.
Gred: yeah, i sincerely apologize, Mrs Potter.
Feorge: forgive me, Madam Potter.
Herra: umm..i think u guys r freaking out my mom...
Prongs: what do you mean, your mom?
Padfoot: LILY! YOU HAVE A KID? NAMED HERRA?!?!
Herra: Sirius, please. My name is Serra. me and Harry switched the first letters of our names...
-Harry Potter has signed in as Sarry
Herra:...speak of the devil...hey Harry.
Sarry: Hi Serra
Gred: HARRY! BABY!
Feorge: HOW'VE YOU BEEN?!
Gred: WE HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN AGES DARLING!
Feorge: OH, HOW RAVISHING THE LAST DINNER WE HAD TOGETHER WAS!
Sarry: umm..u guys? we just had dinner 15 mins ago. in fact, we r stting in the same room. at grimmauld place...where my godfather lives...u know sirius...
Herra: Just ignore themm...
Padfoot: What do you MEAN...you know sirius? and im no godfather! heck, i cant wait to meet the idiot who names me godfather of their child..
LilyLaLoca: probably Potter.
Herra/Sarry/Prongs: which one?
LilyLaLoca: oh this is ridiculous. who are you, Herra and Sarry?
Gred: you mean Serra and Harry
Feorge: no, she means Herra and Sarry.
Gred: Yes
Feorge: no
Sarry: dont even START!
Gred/Feorge: sorry, mate.
Prongs: LOOK! whoever you are, cut the crap! what r ur real names?
-Remus Lupin has signed in as Moony
Herra: my name is Serra Potter.
Sarry: my name is Harry Potter.
Moony: my name is Remus Lupin. James, you have kids?
Prongs: NO!
LilyLaLoca: no, Potter didnt. but there r 2 ppl in here that insist they are potter kids.
Gred: They are!
Feorge: we solmenly swear that HArry and Serra are authentic Potters.
Moony: i have an idea. Serra, can you tell me what year it is?
Herra: 1998, duh.
Padfoot: NO ITS NOT! LIESS! its probably Snivellus playing a trick on us.
Serra: you mean Professor Snape? no, i guarantee we r not snape.
LilyLaLoca: you mean Sev became a Professor?
Prongs: WOW! WHAT KIND OF IDIOT WILL HIRE HIM?!?!
Moony: let's focus on one this, here. It's 1980 over here. how is this possible?
Gred: umm..we MAY have somethin to do with that
Feorge: yeah...umm..we kinda stole Hermione's time turner and..umm...placed some laptops in the past...
Sarry: A HA! I KNEW IT WAS YOU! but if we're talking to the past..then THATS why you guys dont know who we r
Gred/Feorge: yeah...umm..we're out. and we'll block Malfoy while we're at it. Marauder/Potter conversation. ciao.
-Gred is now offline.
-Feorge is now offline
-Draconator is now blocked from this conversation. To unblock, click the green icon at the top of this conversation.
LilyLaLoca: okay, so let me get this straight. no wait. Remus, you do it.
Moony: okay. Lily married James, and they had two children named Harry Potter and Serra Potter, and Sirius was named Godfather. And apparently, Lily and James will die, I'm guessng at the hands of Voldemort, and they children move in with Sirius at grimmauld place with a bunch of other kids.
Prongs: WHEE! I GET TEH WOMAN! I GET THE WOMAN!
Padfoot: BABYMAKERS! BABYMAKERS! AND I GET TO BE GODFATHER!
LilyLaLoca: SCREAMS IN UTTER REVOLTEDNESS at least i get to die before it all sinks in!
Herra: umm..yeah. about that. Moony is my godfather, and Paddles is Harry's. and we live in grimmauld place after Sirius escapes azkaban and has to live undercover, but nobody ever finds him. he's in azkaban because he was accused of murdering Peter Pttigrew, but he really didnt. the low rat ran to Voldemort himself
Sarry: and gave away your hiding place, and becamse a death eater. then voldemort found you and dad and killed you but he wast able to kill me and Serra. instead, we r scarred for life. the end.
Padfoot: whoa man. azkaban... my life is crap...
Herra: umm..about that, Paddles..umm..yeah...we kida get...married...
Prongs: so...my daughter marries my best friend?
LilyLaLoca: meh, cant complain. but peter? he betrays us?
Sarry: yeah. and that obese little coward tried to kill all of us.
Padfoot: so let me get this straight: i get married?
Herra: yeah! to me!
Moony: whoa... thats some life...WHO DO I MARRY?
Sarry: you're not married yet, but you're in love with Nymphadora Tonks, a metamorphagus, the daughter of Sirius's cousin, Andromeda Black. she's really nice actually.
Herra: and she doesnt even care that you're a werewolf! arent you fortunate? and she's also big on chocolate like a CERTAIN wizard i know...wink wink
Padfoot: wait, wait. So me, Sirius Black, marries the youngest daughter of James and Lily Potter?
LilyLaLoca: One false move, buddy. just ONE.
Prongs: I swear, I feel so sorry for my poor kid. marrying Padfoot! the annoying little insect! do u have kids?
Sarry: spits out pumkin juice HELL NO! NOT YET!
Herra: and HARRY'S DATING GINNY WEASLEY!!
Moony: you mean the child of Arthur and Molly Weasley?
Prongs: you mean those poor people who just got publicised for building that run down old shack? what's it called?
LilyLaLoca: The Burrow? oh..umm...well...
Padfoot: HARRY DATES A HOBO?!?!?!
Herra: I marry man on the run from the law. things even out.
Sarry: and they're not hobos. they actually are nice people
Herra: and they are our best friends. them and a muggleborn. a brilliant one too.
LilyLaLoca: so you;re best friends are a bunch of blood traitors, a convicted felon, a werewolf, a muggleborn, and a metamorphagus?
Moony: wowwwww...looooosers
Padfoot: i hopr you realize that you're the werewolf..
Prongs: and youre the convicted felon.
Herra: and you're dead.
Sarry: basically, yeah.
LilyLaLoca: LAUGHS UNTIL WHEEZES
Padfoot: ...yeahh...so what do you look like, anyways?
Moony: good question.
Herra: I'm a carbon copy of mum, but i have dad's eyes. I have mum's intelligence and dad's nerve.
LilyLaLoca: awwww! how CUTE! a mini me! (L)
Sarry: yeah, but i look EXACTLY like dad, but i have mums eyes. and dad'd wit.
Herra: yeah, Harry's an idiot.
Sarry: HEY!
Herra: sniggers
Sarry: anyways, we both wear glasses. out eyesight SUCKS.
Herra: yeah, like REALLY sucks. Sirius once knocked over my glasses, and i ended up hugging Ron Weasley. i should have seen him, though. i mean, Sirius had long black hair, and Ron has long orange hair.
Sarry: and the time Voldemort hit me so hard my glasses broke. man that was hell. i ended up hexing Hermione. She's the muggleborn. she was never the same since...she's got a scar right under her left cheekbone.
Padfoot: HA! AHAHAHAHAH! you see?!?! I KEEP MY LONG MANE OF SILKY, GORGEOUS HAIR!
Moony: oh, grow up.
LilyLaLoca: vain
Prongs: you're so arrogant, i swear.
Sarry: I he sounds like Malfoy, doesnt he, Serra?
Herra: yeah! lol! total Draco right there:P
Padfoot: FINE! im leaving! see you in the future,
-Padfoot is now offline.
LilyLaLoca: yeah, it's late here. nice to met you, kids. i hope ill see you in the future.
Herra: bye mum. love of love.
Sarry: bye!
Prongs: LOTS OF LOVE, EVANS!
Moony: shut up prongs. anyways, see you in a few years.
-Moony is now offline.
-LilyLaLoca is now offline.
Prongs: WHEE! 2 LITTLE ME'S! GO ME! GO ME!
Herra: IM A LITTLE LILY:P
Sarry: IM THE LITTLE JAMES:D
Herra: anyways, Paddles is calling me. bye dad!
Prongs: bye Serra! hugs and kisses. and say hi to Suirius for me.
Herra: see, i WOULD if i didnt want to freak him out. hehe...bye!
-Herra is now offline.
Sarry: I'm going to go annoy the hell out of Professor Lupin. Bye!
Prongs: bye kid.
-Sarry is now offline.
Prongs: so is there anyone else here?
ghost at random: me.
Prongs: screams like a school girl
-Prongs is now offline.
ghost at random: they always do that...
A/N: so how do you like my little chat room? and do you think that i should make a new Serra Black Series?
(8)Leave me a review, and I'll get back to you!(8)
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