I got bored and started listening to "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" by Lemon Demon. While in a convo, I started writing out random lyrics and I decided to finish it. My friends thought it was awesome, so here is the result.

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Good Ol Mario hoppin around

the Mushroom Kingdom like a big playground

'till Samus came out from the shade

shot Mario's feet off with a grenade

Then Link came out with all his fangirls

Zelda got pissed and flung her string of pearls

Which turned out to be bullets, so the fangirls died

and Luigi decided it was the best time to hide

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This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

good guys, bad guys and explosions

as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive

I wonder who it will be?

This is the ultimate showdown

of ultimate destiny

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Donkey Kong came in with Pauline

And Captain Falcon with a girly magazine

Peach got PMS and started to cuss

Fox got a gun and shot the bus

which Slippy just built, so he cried

until Falco came over and slapped his hide

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Ridley coughed up a metroid baby

Samus got mad and killed him with a machete

then Marth wandered out and accidently got killed

by Roy using Flare Blade to become more skilled

Sheeda got mad and ran after Roy

meanwhile Daisy was hitting on a random boy

who turned out to be Mr. Game and Watch in disguise

Luigi got jealous and sent out his spies

which was really just Ness in a swimsuit

Nana's eyes burned, so Popo put on his boot

and kicked Ness so hard, he couldn't breathe

Sheeda came back and started to grieve

but was taken away by a turtle with wings

Man, who the hell writes these things?

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This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

good guys, bad guys and explosions

as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive

I wonder who it will be?

This is the ultimate showdown

of ultimate destiny

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Bowser and Ganondorf stared and laughed

especially when Wario got bitchslapped

because Lilina got pissed since he ate her cookie

Wario just shrugged and went to take a dookie

Midna giggled and flirted with Pit

Palutina descended and lit

up the sky with an angry flare

Shadow Queen woke up and Mario beat her with a glare

Zant cracked his neck, and everyone died

I suppose that makes him the winner...what a surprise

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This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

good guys, bad guys and explosions

as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive

I wonder who it will be?

This is the ultimate showdown

of ultimate destiny

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