The Akatsuki & Laundry Day!!!!

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Pain walked into the room carrying two huge bags filled with something smelling god awful!

"I am sick and tired of cleaning up your messes," he ranted. "I am the leader, I shouldn't be the one doing this."

He scowled as he walked over to Zetsu, waving an article of clothing in his face. "Who's fault is this?" he said, pointing at the blood stains.

"What, I was hungry." Zetsu tried to play the inocent act.

"Well you can atleast try and chew with your mouth closed." he sighed. "God, its gonna take forever to get these stains out. You could atleast help me!"

Zetsu looked down at his body. "I have no arms." he bluntly stated.

Pain decided it would be "fairer" to direct his rage on someone else. "I'm sick of this! Itachi, you take care of this." He threw the sack of laundry at Itachi, causing the Uchiha to fall over.

Kisame ran over to him. "Oh my poor Ita-kun. I'll help you with the smelly unmentionables!"

"Don't be such a pussy, yeah," Dei sneared.

"You could help out, too." he scoffed, flinging a pair of underwear at the bully. "I believe these are yours."

"You're nasty." Deidara's gaze fell on Kakuzu, who was sitting on the couch eagerly counting his money. "You gonna join us, Kakuzu?"

"No!" he almost yelled, hiding his money behind his back.

Everyone just stared at him blankly for a moment. Dei finally broke the silence. "Ok then...Well, I'm not gonna be stuck with them two. I need atleast one more person to come."

He walked over to the bedroom and opened the door. "Hey, Hidan-" a kunei flew right next to his head.

"How many times have I told not to interupt me when I'm praying!" Hidan shouted.

Dei left the room, asap. "Now I still don't have someone to come with me, yeah."

"I'll got with you," said Tobi, defiantly.

"Tobi's a good boy!" cheered Zetsu.

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"I hate laundry day," Itachi whined. "Why do we have to go to the fucking laundry mat?"

"Cuz Sasori broke the last one, yeah," Dei reminded him. "That stoner thought it was a time portal or something. I don't know."

Kisame stared blankly. "Then why don't we just buy a new one?" he finally asked.

"Kakuzu hords all the money, yeah."

They continued walking until they finally made it to the laudry mat.

They chose a washer and dryer and began loading them up. Tobi soon noticed something. "Guys, we need money for this."

Itachi just rolled his eyes. "Don't worry, I'll get us some."

He left.

Peircing screams could be heard from outside the building. A few minutes later, Itachi walked back in, carrying handfulls of change.

"So do you guys want Downy or Woolite?"

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A/N: woot! this'll be the first of many Akatsuki spoofs. It'll prolly end up being a series of one hits. But this all spun off of my first story with these guys: The Akatsuki make S'mores! So yeah, review!!!!