Just some random thing i typed up while thinking about warriors and listening to Avenue Q. I kinda like this one, it's kinda funny. Anyway, Ravenpaw talks and sings in Bold, and Barley talks and sings in underlined. This is based wholey and truely on the song 'If you were gay'
"Hey Barley!" Ravenpaw jumped into the pile of hay that the black-and-white tom had been sleeping in. The older cat groaned and rolled his eyes, he had been looking forward to actually sleeping in peace today.
"Yes, Ravenpaw?" he grumbled. Ravenpaw ignored his blunt dislike of the situation and crawled over so he was standing over the ex-BloodClan cat.
"I met this weird cat on the Thunderpath!" Ravenpaw meowed excitedly, "He kept talking to me and smiling at me. And, I think he liked me! I think he thought i was gay!"
Barley cleared his thought, this was a rather…uncomfortable topic to talk about, "Ah, why are you telling me this? Hm? I don't care. What'd you have for lunch today? I don't care."
Ravenpaw flattened his ears and pulled away from the tom, startled, "No need to get all defensive-"
"I'MNOTGETTINGDEFENSIVE!" Barley rolled his eyes, "Besides, what do I care if you met some gay cat on the Thunderpath? I'm trying to sleep!"
"But, we're friends, right?" meowed Ravenpaw hopefully, "I thought we would be able to talk about it-"
"Ravenpaw, I'm not talking about this," Barley snapped, "This conversation is over." Ravenpaw opened his mouth to speak again but Barley snapped again, "Over!"
Ravenpaw frowned and pulled back, a little disturbed, "Okay, but just so you know…"
"If you were gay,
That'd be okay
I mean, cuz, hey
I like you anyway"
Barley rolled his eyes, trying to shut out the noise of Ravenpaws' strange singing.
"Because you see
If it were me
I would feel free to say
That I was gay
(But-I'm-Not-Gay)"
"Ravenpaw will you be quiet? I'm trying to sleep!" grumbled Barley, turning away from the black tom. After a few moments of quiet Barley continued to feel Ravenpaws' eyes bore in hi back, and he spun around, "What?"
"If you were queer"
Barley groaned and shoved his head into the hay again.
"I'd still be here"
"I'm trying to sleep, Ravenpaw!" Barley shouted.
"Year after year!"
"Ravenpaw!"
"Because you're dear
To me
And I know that you
Would accept me to
If I told you today
'Hey, guess what? I'm gay!
(But-I'm-Not-Gay)
"I'm happy,
Just being with you"
"Ravenpaw, you're starting to get on my nerves…"
"So what should it
Matter to me
What you do in bed
With guys?"
"RAVENPAW!"
"What?
If you were gay
I'd shout hurray!"
"I'm not listening!"
"And here I'd stay!"
"Lalalalalala!"
"But I wouldn't
Get in your way
"You can count on me
To always be
Besides you everyday
To tell you it's okay!
You were just born that way
And as they say,
It's in your DNA,
You're gay!"
"I AM NOT GAY!"
"But if you were!"
"ARG!"
Heh heh heh, i like this one, and i laugh everytime i listen to the song. Anyway, review! Flame, compliment, whatever you likw! Just click that little purple box at the bottom and tell me what you think!