Disclaimer: I wish I owned Harry Potter! I really do. But I don't. This makes me sad. –Sits in an emo corner and pouts-

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39/05

Dear Diary

Well, Mr. Potter certainly caused a disruption yesterday! That boy is a teensy-bit of a liar, I'm sorry to say. Fortunately, he has received a weeks worth of detentions, which will give me the chance to test out my new quill! It is a lovely quill, if I may say so myself. With any luck it will encourage Mr. Potter to stop this foolishness.

A certain Miss Granger also caused a stir in class, I regret to inform you. How I had hoped that the girl at the top of all her classes would be a little brownnoser! Alas, the girl is just too clever for her own good. She might be one who Dumbledore recruits to fight in his army. I must sabotage her in any way I can, to keep Dumbledore from getting a powerful minion. I'm keeping tabs on all of the intelligent students such as her.

Oh dear, Mr. Potter is here for his detention. I must hurry and put this away. So long, dear friend of mine!

Dolores Jane Umbridge.

Heiferninny: I wonder… Hermione told me that Professor Snape gave her a terribly unfair grade on her potions quiz! Did that old hag have something to do with it?

Fergie: Um, Heiferninny? HOW WOULD YOU KNOW HERMIONE GRANGER'S GRADES?!?!?!?!?!

Heiferninny: I was just talking to her!

Rum: -snort- No comment.

Heiferninny: Oh shut up Rum!

Harrietta: Shut up guys! Yeesh! Let's see what she wrote next.

Jenny: Party-pooper! I didn't even get to write!

Fergie: Well, NOW you did…

Georgia: Goodness Harrietta, she called Harry Potter a liar! Well, I've always thought he was a bit cracked… jk.

Harrietta: He's not cracked! HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH! NOT HIS FAULT NO ONE'LL LISTEN TO HIM!!!

Georgia: Wheo, I think SOMEONE'S got the hots for Harry Potter!

Rum: -snicker- again, no comment… Harrietta: Rum, I'm going to smack you upside the head…

Jenny: I wonder if this is why I'm failing D.A.D.A? Because I'm smart?

Fergie: Probably, I mean, wasn't Rum saying Goyle's passing? The hag's backwards!