Authors Note: alright, this is so gonna cause all the people who have me on alert or have favorited me, delete me. I have NO CLUE why I wrote this. I was watching Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone and thought "What would happen if the Tardis showed up in the middle of a battle between Voldemort and Harry" and…err yea. Oh, he's never seen the movies in this…yeah…
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. But, watch out Mr. Beeb. I'm coming for The Doctor. That means I don't own him…yet.
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In Some Graveyard
Harry Potter stepped out in front of The Dark Lord, Voldemort, "Have it your way"
"AVADA-" "EXP-" they both started, but were distracted by a strange whooshing sound, as a blue police box materialized right in between the two wizards.
"What the bloody hell…?" Harry muttered as the whooshing stopped. A man's head poked out
"What the bloody hell…?" The Doctor muttered. He slowly stepped out and looked at the two staring at him. "Um…right. Where am I?" he asked, but more to himself then either of the two.
"…In a graveyard." Harry answered. "AND YOU'RE INTERUPTING THE MOMENT!"
"Right…sorry." The Doctor said pulling at his ear. "Why did she bring me here?" he muttered, referring to his ship. He looked from the boy, to the…he didn't quite know what to call him. He decided to just call him The Creepy Guy.
"How dare you interfere when I am about to kill Harry Potter?" The Creepy Guy spat. Alright, the boy must be named Harry Potter…oh.
"Harry Potter?! Wait…so that means you're Voldemort…hmm The Creepy Guy describes you better"
"Wait…Barty Crouch Jr.?" Harry asked
"What? Erm…no?"
"What is Barty Crouch Jr. doing here?" Harry muttered.
"Um…I'm not Barty Crouch. I'm The Doctor."
"I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE!" Voldemort yelled "AVADA KEDAVRA!" he said as a bright green flash erupted from his wand. The Doctor quickly jumped foreword, as did Harry, barely missing the flash, as it hit a grave, which quickly exploded into pieces.
"Well, that was rude." The Doctor muttered "Well, I guess it's my turn…" he said getting out his screwdriver "Hmm…oh this is one I haven't used in a long time!" he pointed the screwdriver at Voldemort, as a blue light came from the tip. When the blue light faded, there was a pile of dust where The Dark Lord at recently been standing. "HA! And it still works perfectly!"
"You- He's- YOU RUINED THE STORYLINE!" Harry screamed
"Gosh, turn a guy who was about to kill you into a pile of dust, and as a thank you, you get screamed at. You know, a thank you would be perfectly fine…Well I'll be going. Goodbye" And he went in his blue box, and it vanished.
"Well that was….strange. Now what am I going to do with my life?" Harry muttered as he went over the Cedric's dead body, and summoned the cup and vanished from the graveyard.
Outside of the maze
Harry fell out of the maze. Music started playing, and people started cheering...until Fleur screamed and Dumbledore walked over to him.
"BARTY CROUCH JR IS BACK. He killed Voldemort! Then he vanished! He's calling himself a doctor!" He yelled. Dumbledore stared at him.
"WHAT!?!?!" Professor Moody yelled.
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Author's Note: Erm…yes. That was really stupid, and really short….sorry.
Oh, and the pile of dust setting on the sonic screwdriver…yea me and a friend created that. I highly doubt The Doctor has that…whatever.