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Stromboli's Restaurant, Saturday Night
It had been a hard week and it was time to blow off some steam. While the others went for pizza, Raven and Starfire, who had been dating for some time, decided to go out for a fancy dinner. Since they were both rather noticeable even out of their uniforms they decided to wear formal. While at the bar, Starfire excused herself to go the ladies room.
As Raven watched her walk away, a gentleman in a suit and bowler hat sat next to Raven at the bar and said, "Was that your girlfriend?"
"Yeah, that's her," Raven said politely.
"Is uh… is she a goer? Eh, eh, know-what-I-mean, know-what-I-mean, nudge nudge, know-what-I-mean, say no more?" Every time he would say 'Nudge' he would jab Raven in the side.
"Uh, I beg your pardon?"
"Your, uh, your girl, does she go, eh, does she go, eh?"
Still trying to be courteous Raven replied "Well, she sometimes 'goes' , yes. She's actually going right now I think"
"Ah, I bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more, know-what-I-mean, nudge nudge?"
Since the man talked very fast and spoke with a very heavy accent it was difficult to hear him, and nearly impossible to understand what he meant. "I'm afraid I don't quite follow you."
"Follow me. Follow me. That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!"
Confused, Raven said "Are you, uh,...are you selling something?"
"SELLING! Very good, very good! Ay? Ay? Ay? Oooh! Yer wicked Ay! Wicked Ay! Oooh hooh! Say No MORE!"
"Well, I, uh.…"
"Is, your uh, is your girl a sport, ay?" Interrupted the bizarre gentleman.
"Um, she likes sport, yes"
"I bet she does, I bet she does!"
"As a matter of fact she's very fond of hockey."
"Who isn't? Likes games, eh? Knew she would. Likes games, eh? She's been around a bit, been around?"
"She has traveled, yes. She's from Tamaran,"
Raven waited for the next round of babbling and poking, but there was none. she looked up at the man, who was seemed dumbfounded. "SAY NO MORE!!" he shouted, "Tamaran, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore!"
"I wasn't going to,"
"Oh! Well, never mind. Dib dib? Is your uh, is your girl interested in...photography, ay? 'Photographs, ay' , he asked her knowingly?"
"What do you mean by 'Photography"? "
"Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?"
"Do you mean like vacation pictures?"
"They could be, they could be taken on holiday. Candid, you know, CANDID photography?"
"Well, actually we don't have a camera" This was a lie, but Raven hoped to shut the man up.
"Oh. Still, mwooooahhh, ay? Mwoohohohohooa, ay? Hohohohohoho, ay?"
Raven, a normally patient girl, had had enough "Listen are you implying something?"
"Oh, no, no, n...yes."
"Well, spit it out!"
The man stuttered "W-well, you're a woman of the world, right?"
"Yes."
"I mean, you've been around a bit, you know, like, you've, uh... You've 'done it'. "
"What do you mean?"
"Well, I mean like,...you've done it with a lady, right? I mean you've SLEPT, with a lady.…"
"Yes, what of it?"
The man got quiet, looked around and whispered "What's it like?"
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