After Naruto left the office of the Hokage he heard a beeping from his pocket. He pulled out a little metal chip and clicked it and said "Naruto here."

Shikamaru voice came through and said "We are already done. I just wanted to let you know that were heading to our families."

Naruto said "That was fast. How did you get done so quick."

Shikamaru said "Lee, plus choji food pills and no waits along with alchemy and the force."

Naruto sweatdropped and said "At least it was not sake. Ok, have fun. Im out." and clicked it agian and pocketed the chip.

He then smiled and started walking out through the village and frowned. Nobody was looking at him with hate. He needs to change that. He slaps his hands together and then to the ground and a blow horn sounded and screamed "ATTENTION KONOHA, I NARUTO UZUMAKI HAVE RETURNED. THE KYUUBI BRAT IS BACK."

3...2...1..."Ah, there the looks I grown to love." As he giggled and started walking to get some ramen.

Across town Shikamaru slaps his forehead and said "God im glad I am not married to the idiot."

Hinata and Neji both looked where the noise came from and Neji asked "Did he..."

Hinata said "Yeap."

Neji said "Lets go see the Hyuugas."

Hinata said "Alright." as they both headed toward the Hyuuga compound.

Choji had made it quickly to his home and when his mom saw that he was thinner then most of his family she started shoving food down his throwt.

Kiba was on his way to see his family when a girl he liked when he was in the accademy walked by and he stopped and went back toward her and started to talk.

Shino arrived at his family home and all his insects started going to the other insects and anyone elses insects that did not like what he said met a quick end.

Anko soon arrived at her favorite Dango stand and was gobbling them down like there was no tomorrow.

Ino and Sakura were both heading toward thier homes when they saw a sign that said "Half price on all new clothing and glanced at each other before going in the store."

The sand sibs were walking through the village trying to find something to do when it happened. A fate worse then having a demon sealed in you.

Konohamaru ran around the corner and bumped into Temari and fell on his butt. He got up and said "Watch where your going."

Temari said "Shut up shrimp. Im older, stronger and more dangerous then you."

Konohamaru said "Stick a tampon in it lady." if you dont know what this is about read Naruto and Ino choice

Kankuro and Gaara both paled and started to back away as a dark cloud overtood the head of thier sister. Suddenly the wind picked up and Gaara screamed "ITS RETURNED, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE." and took of running as objects started to fly and anyone who got in the way were introduced to the 1000 years of death temari style.

Naruto heard Gaara shout and paled for a moment when a member of ROOT appeared and said "Naruto Uzumaki, you are to come with me to the council."

Naruto said "Sure." and disappeared in a swirl of flames only to appear in the council chambers and said "What the hell do you old senile bastards want from me now. Did you run out of vasoline."

Everyone twitched but Naruto notice none of his friends or family members representatives where here so that meant all the old bastards are there.

Danzo said "How dare you demon brat..." he had to grab his throwt as Naruto held up his hand and used the force to start choking him.

Naruto said "I was going to be nice but since I dont give a rats ass what you all say or do I will give you my answer to everything. Here is a gift I took from Itachi." as one of his eyes changed into the final level of the sharingan he said "For the next 72 hours you all shall experience Jaraiyas worst day of his life as Jaraiya."

Suddenly the entire council world went black

Somewhere in the sound village Orochimaru hears someone scream and said "I am going to kill that kyuubi brat for taking my playthings away.

Just then Jaraiya flies through the window and lands on Orochimaru desk with his naked ass in the air. Orochimaru said "I see you finally came around to seeing things my way Jaraiya-kun."

Jaraiya looks around and when he hears this punches Orochimaru in the head and jumps out the window and summons Gambunta and said "Before you say anything, if you get my virgin ass out of here and to safty I will by you all the sake you can drink for a week."

Gambunta not looking a gift horse in the mouth starts to jump but Manda appears with Orochimaru on his head and Orochimaru said "Jaraiya, I am the master of snakes."

Gambunta pales and said "Oh hell no" and halls ass as fast as possible. Whats bad is he really is halling ass. Jaraiyas. The only problem was he was heading in the wrong direction to head to Konaha. Instead he was heading toward Iwa with Manda right behind them.

A few hours later inside the borders of Iwa, two patrols of ninja see Gambunta and Manda running toward thier hidden village. They give chase trying to catch up.

The Tsuchikage was in his office looking outside at his village and starts to sip some tea and spits it out as he see Gambunta with a naked Jaraiya on his head jump through his village and then sees Manda following with Orochimaru on his head holding a banner that read "HAVE ASS, WILL FOLLOW"

Naruto blinked as he heard a beeping and sighed as the council all screamed and said "Naruto here."

Data said "sorry to..."

Naruto said "Im busy right now Data, follow the chain of command."

Data said "Right, data out."

Naruto sighed and locked eyes on everyone agian and said "Now lets live that agian for another 72 hours. HAHAHAHA"

Hinata and Neji had arrived and were immediately pulled into the council chambers. Before a word by them could be spoken a council member said "They should have the cage bird seal."

Hinata looked at Neji and he looked at her and both laughed and Hinata said "Father, come with me. This aint gonna be pretty." as she walked out of the room.

Hiashe was about to say something when Neji said "We dont want any casulties uncles so please visit Hinata so I can explain to the council why this is a bad idea." as nicely as possible.

Hiashe felt a shiver run up his spine and left the room knowing that if what he saw in the Hokage office was real something was going to happen.

As the door closed Neji said "Allow me to show you the ultimate Hyuuga style 8 trigrams Neji Hyuuga 90000 hit Uzumaki combo." and suddenly he exploded into the Hyuuga ultimate defense and 10 shadow clones appeared and started striking every chakra hole, muscle, joint, and pressure point on every one of thier boddies.

Hiashe had activated his bloodline and was looking at it and asked "What was that."

Hinata said "That is a combination of our family style, Naruto style as well as my style all rolled up into one. It eliminates everything and enemy could try and do to counter." with her eyes closed as she leaned agianst a wall when a beeping was heard and she pulled out a metal chip like Naruto and said "Hinata here."

Data said "Sorry to interupt but Narutosama is unable to talk right now and has me following the chain of command..."

Hinata said "Neji and I are both indesposed right now."

Data said "Very well, Data out."

Hiashe asked "What was that."

Hinata said "Data is a stickler for details so if we are all busy we have gave him a command chain to follow, dont worry about it. Looks like its my turn."

Hiashe asked "What are you going to do dear."

Hinata smirked and her cloths turned to black leather and said "Oh, just educate the council on what the pain of that seal feels like." as a whip appeared on her side and Hiashe paled as Neji came out with a smirk.

Gaara heard a beeping and pulled out a communicator and said "What ever it is I cant worry about it, code Taboo."

Data sighed knowing that meant someone said Tampon around Temari.

He went to the next person Yugito was running from some little kids. She forgot to put her henge on when her communicator beeped and she said "I cant talk, I got kids wanting to find out if my tails are real."

Choji was eating when his went off and he grabbed it and his mom took it from him and said "whatever this is can come later." as she threw it out the window.

Shikamaru was watching the clouds when his went off and he said after activating his "Data, I know its you and unless you want me to turn you off leave me alone. Its my time." and turned it off.

Sakura and Ino had both been shoping for a while an had decided to wear one of thier new outfits and had dropped thier communicators while shopping

Kiba had got the girl to agree to eat lunch with him when his went off and he said "Kiba here."

Data said "Sorry to interupt Kiba but you are almost my last hope. I got a problem and I need authorization."

Kiba looked at his date who was currious and said "Data, look man Im busy so I will put it to you like this. Just blow whatever the hell is wrong up and we can worry about it later."

Data said "Are you sure sir its just that..."

Kiba said "Data, I order you to blow it up."

Data said "Yes sir, Data out."

The girl looked at Kiba and said "I like a guy who can take charge.

Naruto smiled as he looked at the council all quivering on the floor and he pulled out his communicator and said "Naruto to Data."

Data said "Data here."

Naruto asked "So what did you need."

Data said "Master Kiba told me to just blow it up sir so I have already set it up and just have to push the button."

Naruto said "Im glad he could help you but what is it your blowing up."

Data said "Your planet." and hit the button

Naruto screamed "NOooooooo."

A gaint beam of red energy came out of the deathstar and hit the planet.

BOOOM

Naruto blinked after the blinding flash receeded and he saw he was back in his thrown room and Sakura asked "What just happened."

Naruto looked at Kiba and said "Kiba, why did you tell Data to blow up the planet." looking pissed

Kiba said "ummmm."

Naruto sighed and said "well at least were back home though I was having some fun torchering the council. I guess now fate and destiny can finish fixing everything. As punishment Kiba you are to babysit all the kids for the next week."

Kiba paled and ran away though he knew the kids would catch him.

Ino looked at Naruto and asked "Why did you do that Naruto."

Naruto smiled and said "Simple, Its been 13 years since any of us have been together and I think its time to renew our marital bliss." as he wiggled his eyebrows.

Shikamaru and Shino both bolted going to find thier wifes to do the same and Gaara went back to find that girl he wanted to ask out. Kankuro went to play video games.

All the girls looked at each other and Naruto smirked and said "Kagebunshin no jutsu." and several clones appeared and they all smirked before chasing each of his wifes away.

Back in the real world Data looked at the destroyed planet and sighed and said "I guess I can go explore now." and he put in a cd into the computer and the speakers sang "Its the end of the the world as we know it, yes indeed." as he put his feet on the consule and smirked.

Note

I know some might not like it but at least I ended it instead of leaving it open. I took to much into action to make this story work.