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Drabble Two - What?
"Oi Renji."
"What?" he asked, not looking up from his chore of cleaning his blade. Well, just because they don't rust doesn't mean they don't get dirty every now and then.
"Um... Can Shinigami get pregnant?"
Raising an eyebrow, Renji turned his head to meet eyes with the orange haired boy.
"What the hell is that supposed to mean? Of course they can get pregnant... not any different from this world."
Ichigo nodded. "Okay. But what about male Shinigami?"
Silence.
Renji's eye twitched slightly. What the hell kinda question was that? Can male Shinigami get pregnant? If the answer to that were yes, he would never have allowed them to have sex so many times a week... Let alone days.
"Of course they can" Renji said, voice laced with sarcasm. "In fact, after all those times we've had sex, it's a wonder -"
"Okay! Jeez, I get it. Just wanted to know."
"What the hell kinda question was that anyway? Can male Shinigami get pregnant..."
Ichigo glared, folding his arms over his chest. "Well, it's not my fault! I thought it might be different for Shinigami. Hell, up until now, I didn't even know there were such things!"
Renji snorted in amusement. "You are so lucky that I was the only one to hear that stupid question..."
Ichigo grunted, turning red. "Shut up."
They're so cute...