Chapter 8

The next day Joanne stepped out of the apartment to run down to her office for a couple of hours, when she came home she found Collins on her couch, a joint in his mouth, and his eyes glued to the TV.

"Hey Jo." Collins said with out taking his eyes off of the screen in front of him.

"Hey Collins." Joanne said, her eyes scanning the room for any signs of Maureen. "Where's Maureen?"

Before Collins had any time to answer, the diva walked out of the bedroom, her attire not entirely appropriate for company, but then again Maureen and Collins did have a weird sort of friendship, so the fact that she was wearing boy cut underwear, a blind fold, and the only thing that was covering her breast was whip cream, didn't utterly shock her as much as she thought.

"Honeybear…" Joanne cautiously asked, a small smirk hitting her lips when she took a look at the whip cream, deliciously sitting on her girlfriends breast.

Maureen's head turned in the direction of her name, the blind fold keeping her from seeing the lawyer. "Pookie? You're back?"

"Yes…" Joanne slowly answered. "What are you doing?"

A grin hit Maureen's lips as she answered. "I'm using all my presents at one time." She then skillfully bounced over to the couch, the fact that she couldn't see anything not stopping her.

"Oh…" Joanne nodded.

"And I'm helping her use the weed!" Collins brightly added.

"Yes. We are high and watching porn." Maureen stated.

"I didn't think porn could get any better." Collins chuckled. "But apparently it can when you're high like a kite."

"Porn…the gift Roger gave you?" Joanne asked. "The blind fold and wipe cream, Mimi's gift, and the weed Collins…"

Maureen nodded, finally lifting her blind fold off so it was resting on the top of her head; she then reached down and grabbed her new bong. "You got it! I was going to use Angel's gift, but I thought the wipe cream was a better outfit…then I was going to call the woman in rubber over, and pretend that she was Angel's gift, but I knew you wouldn't be to happy…"

"Okay…" Joanne said unsurely. "Whatever makes you happy."

Maureen smile as her lips covered the top of her bong, Joanne watching as she expertly took a hit. Maureen held the smoke in her lungs for a period of time, before letting it out, and asking, "Do you want to join us Pookie?"

"No thanks…" Joanne said. "I'll let you two enjoy yourself."

"Okay." Maureen said as her eyes diverted back to the porn on the TV. "Don't go to far; I want you to lick this off of me after." Maureen added; with a finger pointing to her whipped cream covered body.

Joanne blushed a little, and then proceeded to walk into her bedroom. "You gotta love her."

Back in the living room Collins stared at the television intently, his mind racing.

"What you thinking about professor?" Maureen asked.

"Wondering if I should try that move out on Angel."

"Collins ew!" Maureen squealed her eyes then shifted to her best friend, and with all seriousness replied. "Do the first position, its way more comfortable."

Collins nodded in agreement, his eye then landed on Maureen. "Um Mo…you're whip cream bra…its sort of melting."

Maureen looked down, her eyes glazed over as she took in the sight. "So it is…I'm going to go have Joanne clean me up." she said before standing up to head for the bedroom. "Give her a little preview of what's to come when we go to Disney World. Stay as long as you'd like…but just know I'll be in the bedroom with Joanne…so if you hear any weird noises, its not because you're high…its Joanne and I."

Collins could only chuckle as he watched his best friend happily skip into the bedroom; he then quickly smoked the rest of his joint, turned of the porn, and then skipped home to have his own fun with Angel.

Maureen slammed the door shut to the bedroom, catching the lawyer's attention who was entranced in a novel.

Joanne looked up and smiled, her eyes unable to reach Maureen's eyes, as they stopped halfway on the whip cream covered area. "Hey…" her voice squeaked.

Maureen smirked. "It's Disney World preview time!"

The End

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